Please Drink Responsibly
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Please Drink Responsibly
Ep. 122 | Cereal Killers
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Ever found yourself chuckling over a glass of juice as you reminisce about the sugary cereals of your youth? That's exactly where we land in our latest episode, where the unexpected trio of Keegan, Norman, and Zach take you on a nostalgic journey spiced with a quirky juice tasting. We're talking about flavors that'll tickle your taste buds and memories that'll have you recalling those Saturday morning cartoon marathons. And yes, there's talk of turning this whole shindig into an impromptu cereal party because, why not?
Amid the slurps and crunches, we wander through the golden eras of television, from the iconic tunes of animaniacs to the strategic trades of Pokémon cards. It's a chance to relive the Saturdays of our past through the lens of our somewhat more responsible adult selves. But as we all know, responsibility is a spectrum, and we're here to remind you that it's perfectly okay to mix a hot brownie with a cold glass of milk. Campos might just drop in once his wine shipment lands, and we can't wait to see what he'll add to this already zesty mix.
Wrapping up, we take a detour into tequila talk and the perplexing world of Pokémon card auctions—it's a concoction of hobbies, humor, and heartfelt moments of connection that'll leave you craving a bowl of cereal. So, whether you're in for the camaraderie or just here to find out if 'Local Hottie' lives up to its name, we promise an episode filled with laughs and a side of childhood joy—no milk mustache required.
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Speaker 2:That sent chills down my spine.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to buy no puff pastry off the whatnot stream. Why not?
Speaker 2:By the time it gets there. There it'll be stale.
Speaker 1:Probably good shipping on whatnot is action bronson dropped a natural wine today and it only cost 45, but shipping on it cost 38, so I didn't buy a bottle. Yeah, I mean yeah I mean it's probably because they do they. They might ship it in like a refrigerated truck, yeah you know they have to.
Speaker 2:Natural wine goes bad a lot quicker yeah.
Speaker 1:But I don't know about in bottles. Campos bought two bottles, though. There you go.
Speaker 2:That's enough, that'll do. Let's just bring him on the podcast when he gets one.
Speaker 1:Hey Campos, when that shipment comes in, you're invited.
Speaker 2:He already said that he was going to. When he was talking about buying it, like months ago, he he was like I'm gonna bring it on the podcast, if that's cool with you guys and I was like I think I could convince these guys like this, though like I think I could suck, relax oh dude, you started it.
Speaker 1:Did we get a cold open? That was long enough right yeah, we're, we're good. Hi guys, welcome to you. Got Mail, the manliest podcast on the internet. You're kicking back with Keegan Norman and Zach.
Speaker 2:Has it been seven episodes since we said we'd do the thing? What thing Remember when we said we'd give in and we'd do the thing? The one, sock on one sock off thing. Oh, I don't know. We were like we'll do it in exactly seven episodes. Tune in.
Speaker 1:No, we're probably like five or five.
Speaker 2:All right, but didn't that come with conditions? Didn't that come with like yeah, pay us. I don't remember I thought it came with like certain amount of views or followers or something. I'll be honest, I don't really listen to our podcast or remember what we say All right guys say all right guys, we're drinking juice.
Speaker 1:um, because I didn't want to drink alcohol, since we drank a lot of alcohol did we um.
Speaker 2:Yesterday I was, I was kind of hung over.
Speaker 1:This morning I really I wasn't hung over, but I was just like I don't feel like drinking today I just don't.
Speaker 2:I don't ever drink like that, but I wasn't hung over maybe I have a problem and I also had like did you want me to go get alcohol?
Speaker 1:I'm chilling. This is fine did you want alcohol? No, it sounds like you did I mean I was expect I was okay with it yeah, I mean, I thought about it, I almost brought alcohol because I found these things at target called mommy waters and I was like that sounds sexual.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, they also make Daddy Waters, oh, I'm into that too, and they're like uncarbonated seltzers Nice, but the flavors are just named after people, like the Daddy Waters were like Gary, steve, john and Mike, and then the Mommy Waters were like Sue, joanne, elizabeth and Taylor or something like that. Yeah, it was fucking weird. I almost bought those, but I was like no, and Taylor or something like that. Yeah, it was fucking weird, I almost bought those, but I was like no, I'll just get really expensive juice. So I bought this one for Keegan, because it's called Carrot Top and he's your best friend.
Speaker 2:That is my best friend.
Speaker 1:Then I bought this one for Zach because he's the local hottie.
Speaker 2:I feel like that one's going to suck.
Speaker 1:It has cayenne in it. I love cayenne in it. This actually sounds delicious, though, and then I got myself, uh, holly greens. Why? Because I wanted it it has jalapeno and greens, and I love me a good green juice. Uh so, yeah, so about juices carrot, orange, pineapple, ginger, perfect.
Speaker 2:Yeah, are these 10 bucks a juice? Yep, this is a lot of juice though yeah, yeah, and fair. That's why I'm saying this is 10.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, it's a smaller one, it'd be seven, yeah um, and then I brought keegan reese's puff, so he's gonna try live on the podcast I'm not opening that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you are. You're opening the box. I'll open it. I don't.
Speaker 1:I'm opening the. You can look dude. You know many of these were at target when I went three, maybe no like 90, not enough dude, there were so many bucks limited I think I didn't check. They might have different characters on the back loki oh, they probably. It looks like they make a picture yeah, yeah, so you can probably collect them all vegeta's cool yeah, I was like I like vegeta I was the first one.
Speaker 2:I grabbed.
Speaker 1:I was like I fuck with vegeta, but there's a trunks one. Yeah, there probably is a trunks one. That one's for me, though, um, but yeah, you're gonna try reese's puffs today, since you've never had them is it gonna?
Speaker 2:should I do it with my carrot juice? You can do it first if you want.
Speaker 1:I'm not gonna get you want to do it first, before you start drinking your juice the full effect, unless there's milk involved no, I mean you'll get the general taste though I have milk and a bowl you want me to eat cereal?
Speaker 2:I mean I kind of do, bro, I'll be honest with you, that sounds like a dream podcast to me. I'm sitting here, I'm eating reese's puffs, bro, like we're not talking.
Speaker 1:Yeah, content, it's just it's just us chewing 30 minutes of us eating.
Speaker 2:How, how funny of a story would that be, though, if I fucking, if we, if we actually did dude hey, this juice though yeah that shit's hella good that's what manna loves. She loves the holly greens. When's the last time you had cereal for breakfast? Dude too long ago, bro, yeah, probably and nowadays, if I were to eat cereal, I think I'd have to have like two or three bowls, at least you know, to feel like I got a fulfilling breakfast. One bowl is just not going to cut it if I'm hungry.
Speaker 1:I'm down to eat Reese's Puffs.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'll eat some Reese's Puffs.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we don't have to do it right now.
Speaker 2:Yeah or ever, because I don't want to open the box.
Speaker 1:Dude, shut up. You're going to open the box. Just go to Target and buy another box. Once you eat these, you'll be like, oh shit, I should have a box of Reese's Puffs in my house.
Speaker 2:Probably not. No, you will, because I eat cereal again as often as you guys do every few years. Maybe this brings it back for you, though Maybe this hooks you on the Reese's Puff high. Wow, you guys are really hyping up these puffs, dude they're so good.
Speaker 1:Reese's Puffs, reese's Puffs. Or maybe peanut butter chocolate flavor, you know what? I think we should all get a bowl right now I'm hella down, go get us bowls.
Speaker 2:I think if we all get a bowl right now, then we can accurately judge it, Because I'm sitting here like what if Reese's Puffs is actually?
Speaker 1:trash. What kind of milk do Good? Oh, regular milk.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a good base, an accurate assessment, go get it Go get the milk in the bowls.
Speaker 1:Me and Keegan will shoot the shit.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to have a little bit because I already You're going to have a full bowl. I just had dinner. You're going to have a full bowl. I'm just going to be like Norm yesterday after he had two dinners.
Speaker 1:Dude. Nah, I even woke up in the middle of the night and I was like fuck no, I did today. Good, good size shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, did you feel better, yeah, after the poo yeah, I felt better, like when I woke up, dude, I've been there like you, just eat so much food that laying down down is even uncomfortable.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I hated that shit, Dude, when I went, when I'm like, please just digest.
Speaker 2:When I went to France that's how I was living for like a month it was like I was constipated for whatever reason because I flew overseas and like I was just like it gummed me up. Never in my life have I been constipated but I was like I was struggling to poop over there. My life have I been constipated but I was like I was struggling to poop over there. Real talk and uh, there was just so much eating that it was like I was just fucking I'll fill up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know, if I ever go to italy, it's gonna be fucking crazy. It's gonna be crazy. Just food on food, on food. Dude, yeah, you're gonna open your juice. Are you waiting for the reese's puss?
Speaker 2:I'm going to pour it in the Reese's Puffs.
Speaker 1:No, dude, Damn Zach.
Speaker 2:Bro, this juice is so good, Dude, you're coming the fuck down bro. No, bro, I was hella thirsty dude. You were sitting there talking about the Reese's Puffs and, honestly, I was sitting there like get to the juice, bro. I'm thirsty of hell boy.
Speaker 1:All right, I'll be right back. All right, we'll be here. Dude, this juice is really good. This probably has not been pasteurized in there, for Okay, what's up, guys? It's just me, apparently, because Keegan's on his phone, hey.
Speaker 2:Go, yeah, go.
Speaker 1:Keep going, I will All right. Yeah, dude. So I've been thinking a lot recently about uh life. You know what does it mean. Where are we? What does it take? What does it take to get through it? You know? Now being at the, the young, spry age of 29, you know nothing spry about that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there is. I'm 27 dude, I'm over it I could outrun you in a race.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, probably, yeah, yeah 29.
Speaker 2:I think even if you like gave me a month to get fit, you'd still beat me no, I think you might win then yeah, you'd win then unless I was also getting fit right yeah, but no, if you gave me a month to like catch up, nah, I don't think so. We could test it for science, but uh, only if you want to.
Speaker 1:I don't okay, I don't want to do all that I'm chilling, it's like a lot of work. I guess I'll drink this juice.
Speaker 2:Thank you, thank you for the juice.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, it's really good juice. Well, I don't know if yours is good, but I like a good orange, a little good orange carrot juice. You know, dude, they fill that bitch up too. Oh god damn, there's no room for air on that one. How's the juice? It's eight dollars worth of juice right there, 10, I know uh, what you just drank no, no this I'm saying they filled it to the brim.
Speaker 2:This is still only eight dollars. Okay, yeah, I feel like I wouldn't pay a penny over a cucumber, apple, romaine.
Speaker 1:Oh, they put lettuce in this bitch. Oh yeah, wow, dude. What dude. What a day, what a day we're having on the podcast. This is so sick, dude.
Speaker 2:This is sick. Should we talk about childhood cartoons?
Speaker 1:Yeah, what I used to watch when I was eating my cereal.
Speaker 2:That seems appropriate.
Speaker 1:I used to watch Roly-Poly-Oly. Roly-poly Poly Oly was my shit when I was a little kid dude.
Speaker 2:I used to fuck that shit up. Alright, somebody break that bitch open, I'll do it. I used to watch Back to the Barnyard with my dad, a lot Back to the Barnyard was cool. Yeah, my dad loved that cartoon. For some reason He'd be like hey, you putting on that Barnyard with my dad a lot, that's a good one. My dad loved that cartoon. For some reason He'd be like hey, you putting on that Barnyard show and I'm like yeah, Sure why not, that's what always played.
Speaker 2:It was that, and then Jimmy Neutron would play right after. Yeah, jimmy Neutron was a good one. It was a good era for television. I don't know what cartoons play in the morning anymore. I'm not awake and I don't watch public access television because I ain't a bitch.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's like streaming services. Now they're just the wave, which is so dumb because it's basically like fucking it's TV. You can choose TV. You can choose yeah. But then I miss not being able to choose a little bit. You know what's the variety. Give me the mystery. This is a lot of cereal. I know you did give me the most. I specifically requested not a lot. Here's the question, though what's your milk levels? You like a lot of milk.
Speaker 1:I'm a big milky boy, but that's okay, this is good, this is no.
Speaker 2:No, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, that's good. Dude, I knew getting this new jug of milk was dude.
Speaker 1:We're about to blow keegan's fucking mind right now dude keegan's about to cum in his pants. I feel like he's gonna eat him. Be like.
Speaker 2:These are fine no, I'll overreact in whatever way I feel.
Speaker 1:Or you can properly react.
Speaker 2:No, I'll put it on for content Dude.
Speaker 1:I want a bite, so bad.
Speaker 2:So bad, you can have a bite Dude.
Speaker 1:That's the best fucking cereal that I've ever had. It's top three for sure, right yeah, man dude, it's the right amount of peanut butter, right amount of chocolate, man what are the?
Speaker 2:how's the? Uh this shit good for you or what it's?
Speaker 1:gonna give me a stomach ache for drinking a yerba mate, a fresh, fresh juice milk, and I don't know if this is good for me, but I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2:Dude, this is great. Dude. Wait, how come on our this?
Speaker 1:is what being 29 is all about. Right here, brother. This is what being an adult is. You know what I'm saying? How?
Speaker 2:come on our wheel. It says best gagging, impression, impression. And then in parentheses it just says dog, are we gonna gag on a dog? Yeah, maybe are we supposed to gag like a dog? The second one did you write that? Uh, I didn't write any of them.
Speaker 1:Oh, someone did dude, this cereal is so good.
Speaker 2:It's so good bro. Is that me? It's puff bro.
Speaker 1:Hey, let our audience you guys got to. Let us know if chewing into the mic bothers you guys, but right now I don't give a fuck. This cereal is smacking dude. It might be the best cereal I've ever had. Why are you on your phone so?
Speaker 2:loud. You're looking at bitches.
Speaker 1:I was looking at a bitch, one singular bitch. So yeah, you've, you like it yeah, dude, it's good right yeah, yeah, dude, fuck. Yeah. Ever used to watch shallon showdown and you just watch shallon showdown while you know bullies on jackie chan's yeah, jackie chan adventure.
Speaker 2:Oh uh, animaniacs dude I think when I was getting ready for school, animaniacs was the shit I was getting on wb kids.
Speaker 1:It was always like yugioh and bakugan okay, playing around the time I was getting ready.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yugioh was fire, bakugan was fire and then they changed it and on cartoon network it was like um shit code lyoko, and I didn't really fuck with that show, but like it was still cool it was a really weird show it was weird. The animation was cool, it was like 3d, yeah, and it looked like it was all cgi generated.
Speaker 1:But it was remember, my gym partner's a monkey monkey, monkey, monkey yeah, that's great show what a racist a racist show. What was the premise? It was a school full of animals, right?
Speaker 2:And there's just one kid, the main character's name was Adam Lion. Yeah, that's right, so that's why he ended up at the school. And then they were like wait, you're not a fucking lion, yeah dude. And he wasn't. He was just a little red-headed boy. And then Camp Laszlo was. The same era as well, that show was pretty gauze.
Speaker 1:Zach hasn't talked his whole time because he literally sat down as Mike so he could hold his bowl of cereal and eat.
Speaker 2:And he is done with his bowl of cereal. Goddamn Zach, A bite left.
Speaker 1:Dude. He crushed that Dude. Reese's Bones are so good too. Pretty good, Pretty good, Wow, wow, wow, that's a good cereal. That's how I feel yeah, Reese's Puffs. There's one of those serials where the ad campaign will be stuck in my head for the rest of my life. There's some ad campaigns that just live in my head forever.
Speaker 2:What's another one? Oh, I got one. Glenn Lerner definitely that's the way to go. Yeah, should have gone to freecreditreportcom. Yee-haw, I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb. Oh, the freec free credit reportcom. I was shopping for a new car, which was me A cool convertible or an SUV.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Copyright stricken or what's the college Go to Connected?
Speaker 2:for free for.
Speaker 1:Education Connection Get connected for free with education connection. That was my shade back in the day.
Speaker 2:Zach, any infomercials that stand out. You guys pretty much said all the ones that come to mind. No, there's more. Go Tell me one.
Speaker 1:Here I am. I am Cinemon.
Speaker 2:I am Cinemon.
Speaker 1:Yeah, did you guys do the one where?
Speaker 2:it's like if you Do you guys like myr of me having a mouth full of reese's puffs and still trying to do a podcast. I'm asking the fans pretty good I'm looking at you, but I'm asking the fans it was pretty good. This bowl of cereal was delicious. Okay, I had to get down on it. You did, and boy did you. I ripped. I ripped the wax pen like an hour before this. Ah, so you're so. You're feeling good. So this was like this was it like this bowl of cereal.
Speaker 2:It was almost like you pulled the cereal out and internally I was like I'm going to have a bowl of that cereal. I will find a way. It's just so good. That's why I smacked it so hard. You know what I? You know what? I just realized that I miss about eating a bowl of cereal is like drinking the milk. At the end the milk is like the perfect. It's like why, why is dirty?
Speaker 2:milk so good, because it's like you eat that, that cereal, and then afterwards you're left with like a little palate cleanser of just drinking, like some delicious slightly sweetened milk. You know it's so good?
Speaker 1:I question toast crunch is so good because?
Speaker 2:that milk afterwards yeah that milk afterwards is like fucking horchata I feel like it doesn't even matter, bro, like the cereal afterwards is just always delicious, or the milk the milk afterwards is just always delicious. It's always better than the cereal. Yeah, it's my favorite part. It's like when I'm eating ice cream and that last little bit of soup ice cream soup is at the bottom of the bowl and I'm just like, oh fuck, yeah, I can't wait to eat that ice cream soup. I can't wait to lift the bowl and go.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck, yeah, dude God I think I came a little bit.
Speaker 2:All right, you guys take over while I finish my bowl of cereal now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, that was so good. Fruity Pebbles is still my favorite cereal bro.
Speaker 2:You guys take over while I eat my bowl of cereal now.
Speaker 1:What do you think I'm doing? I'm talking, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:I was talking you off to yell at Zach. This guy on One Night is still showing pastries. I don't get it. I'm talking, yeah, dude, but we all went out last night. Did we talk about this already? We didn't. It was my wife's birthday. It was her big 29 dude, just like me, a month ago, um. So, uh, we had.
Speaker 1:I took our hiking in the morning because you want to go hiking. So we went up to red rock, did a couple cool trails, uh, we had a good time, uh. Then we went and got our toes done. We got a little pedicure real nice one felt great, um. And after that, uh, we went home, we showered, we changed, we, uh, we went out to dinner with her family, um, at Echo and Rig, um, and that was a good time. We had good steaks, um.
Speaker 1:And then I was like babe, I'm gonna take you downtown, let's just go get a drink somewhere, let's go to cerveza or something. She's like yeah for sure. But what she didn't know was I invited the boat, the keegan, zach and the mano, uh, to the, to the festivities, um, and so we pulled up, and as we pull up, zach and Manno are also pulling up and she goes. Is that Zach and Manno and I was like I don't know. And she was like, is that Zach and Manno? And I was like, yeah, dude, it's Zach and Manno. And she was like, oh my God, what the fuck, I didn't know they were coming, and so that was cool. And then like oh my God, what the fuck, I didn't know they were coming, and so that was cool. And then, like 20 minutes later, keegan showed up and she was like what, keegan? And I was like, yeah, dude, they all came for your birthday and we proceeded to drink and eat a lot and have a good, a grand old time. We had a grand old time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, pretty good it was good.
Speaker 1:Esther's Kitchen was fire um velveteen was fire. Cerveza is always a good time got there like 8 30.
Speaker 2:We were gone by like 11 30.
Speaker 1:It was perfect yeah it's pretty nice and there was nobody down there yeah, dude, downtown was empty on a monday night. Well, also there was a college basketball national championship going on, so that might have kept people away.
Speaker 2:Everybody who was down there was at Esther's Kitchen, though, that's for sure. Oh yeah, I was just kidding, but still even what.
Speaker 1:Only waiting like 15 minutes for a table for five isn't bad at all, dude. No, that was perfect. It was perfect yeah.
Speaker 2:And then we got some shots, we dissed some Fortaleza.
Speaker 1:And then we got some shots. We did some for laser. No, Don.
Speaker 2:Filano. We did some Don.
Speaker 1:Filano fuerte. The overproof tequila that was good.
Speaker 2:Dude Don Filano is my second favorite brand, I'll say that, and it's more readily accessible too. So I should go get myself a couple bottles, and if you're there at home, I've seen them have bottles available. Yeah, all over the place, yeah, yeah you should be able to just go get don falano yeah, it's more mass-produced, because fortaleza is like a small family. Uh, and it's this. Is it the same guy that does? It's the same guy who does. It's like the same family that owns a couple little tequila brands and they all handpick their agaves and all that.
Speaker 2:So, which is which is really cool, but also uh supplying demand. When you make a product that good, uh, it's gonna go quickly, yes, so good luck getting your hands on a bottle. But don fulano has a little bit more of a backing. Uh, I don't remember which distillery or which uh company produces it, but more money, more, more, more tequila, papa john's, you know more money, more tequila, so you should be able to find it anywhere, and it is a solid product and I would drink more of it right now yep, good shit, sponsor us.
Speaker 1:It would be good, honestly, a shot tequila in this holigreens that, yeah, I honestly probably be fired, or um what's in that holigreens, obviously jalapeno jalapeno, cucumber, apple, romaine, pineapple, spinach mint lime, spinach, mint lime.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, you could just make yourself a nice little, uh, I don't know, like a some kind of cocktail Like a tequila, fresh nah. Yeah, I don't know. Just pour tequila in here, it'd be fire. Just pour tequila in there? Yeah, no need to add additional steps. It'd be like a screwdriver. Yeah, but with really good juice.
Speaker 1:Good tequila and good juice. Oh yeah, that was a really funny thing that happened at work the other day.
Speaker 2:How do you say screwdriver in Spanish? Let's figure that out.
Speaker 1:One of our servers. He walked up to his table and he just introduced himself and then he said the customer looked at him and was like, hey, you guys have a full bar here, right? And he was like yeah, yeah, we can basically make anything you want. Yeah, I go sweet. Yeah, we can, we can basically make anything you want. Yeah, I go sweet, let me get a screwdriver. I was like he told me that and I was like dude, what. We both started hella laughing and I was like um, you could make this almost anywhere. You don't need a bar, like you can find a vodka and orange juice everywhere you could go to eggworks and get a.
Speaker 1:Scruton yeah, dude, I was like that's crazy that that guy thinks he needs a.
Speaker 2:Distornidor. That's how you say Distornidor, that's the name of that drink now officially that we haven't even made yet, but we have the drink.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so that was uh, uh, that was hilarious. It's kind of crazy when you think about like I don't know I guess it's that way with anything where, like, if you have a lot of knowledge on something and then someone who doesn't starts talking about it, you're like, wow, people really aren't educated wow, you're really dumb yeah like did you really think that like you needed to ask that question or order a fucking screwdriver?
Speaker 2:it's not even that you're dumb, you know. It's just that you're. You don't you have?
Speaker 1:no, you didn't try. Yeah, it's like you didn't even try.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah you guys got a full bar. Can I get a vodka red bull? That would have been funny, because then you would have been like no no, because we don't have fucking red bull we don't carry energy drinks, but we do have a full bar. So if if somebody were to ask that and then be like a vodka red bull, I'd be like wrong bar dude?
Speaker 1:yeah, but that like we have a full bar. Yeah, red bull's not always part of a bar though. Nah, yeah, nah, it's not it's not, it's not yeah it's not. It's not dude it's like can we get it, dude? When people ask me if we have sky vodka, that shit blows my mind. I'm like there's no way you're drinking that I only drink sky.
Speaker 1:You're not drinking that, you're not I'm like if we carried sky it'd be the same price as tito's. Just get tito's and then like ah, tito's and I'm, and I'm like fine Kettle One, and they're like I guess I'm like dude, it's way better than fucking Sky Vodka, fine.
Speaker 2:Grey Goose Belvedere get something you gross, motherfucker.
Speaker 1:They're all the same price, dude $9, get something. Oh dude.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we need to up our prices. The more I go out and go to every other bar in town, the more I'm like dude. Can we up our cocktail price? Let's buy.
Speaker 1:I mean dollars uh, echo and riggs cocktails are all 14 are they. Yeah, that's nice yeah I got an old-fashioned while we were there that's nice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think that's a good price for did you see kristen there?
Speaker 1:no, kristen wasn't there. That I saw. At least she bartends right yeah, she's the.
Speaker 2:She's the bar manager there. Oh yeah, I didn't see her there.
Speaker 1:So she must have not been there.
Speaker 2:Because I was obnoxiously chewing Reese's into my mic. My mic kind of smells like Reese's.
Speaker 1:That's not a bad thing. It's not a bad thing.
Speaker 2:It just smells a little peanut buttery. I like that. Why don't you drink your juice, Keegan? Why don't you suck my balls?
Speaker 1:Why don't you drink your juice?
Speaker 2:Keegan, why don't you put a shot of vodka in my juice?
Speaker 1:I don't think, Zach, you got vodka downstairs. Actually it's carrot top, so Do you have tequila?
Speaker 2:downstairs, I think so.
Speaker 1:I want to put a shot of tequila in my juice.
Speaker 2:Do you really? Since it's called carrot top, I think I should put a shot of Crown in there.
Speaker 1:You've already been downstairs so much today, though.
Speaker 2:I don't care, I'll go get it. I'm basically not necessary. Is it where I think it is? No, I got it.
Speaker 1:Stop, Zach, stop. I'm only going to do it if you do it, did you already kill your juice, god damn, I don't want anything in my juice. It's so good.
Speaker 2:But if I were to make this a Carrot Top juice, then I'd add Crown Royal, not vodka, but it would probably taste better with vodka than it would with Crown, but Carrot Top drinks Crown, so that makes sense.
Speaker 1:Carrot Top does drink Crown, it's his favorite.
Speaker 2:So it's like do I want to be on brand or do I want to make a good drink? And for me, me, I think it's more important to be on brand I like being on brand yeah yep, like if you wear adidas socks and nike shoes.
Speaker 1:Fucking kill yourself, dude.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1:Don't kill yourself.
Speaker 2:Can I wear other socks?
Speaker 1:Yeah, as long as they're not competitive. Sport brand, right that makes sense, don't wear.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, but if you're going to wear stance socks, I can still wear them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because stance only makes socks. You know they're not in the shoe game, they make sandals.
Speaker 2:I feel like stance could make sandals.
Speaker 1:They might.
Speaker 2:Maybe let's look up stance shoes. They're not in the shoe game, you know.
Speaker 1:How do we feel about Doe Duo, the Pokemon? Yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm not going to bid on that, then. I love a good sandal, though, dude, I love a good sand, nope, just socks. Slides I wore today my Crocs. Salahi slides, bro. I love those things. They make shorts, Damn. No one bid on the Doe. Duos Could add them for three bucks. The Bulbasaur Hold on, guys. This is important.
Speaker 2:Norm's on a quest to collect every Bulbasaur that exists.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got 12 on it.
Speaker 2:I got nine on it I got 12 on it. I got nine on it. I really want this Bulbasaur. That's me incorrectly singing the song where they say I've got five on it, I got nine.
Speaker 1:I got 12 on it. I'm not spending more than 12, though, because I think I can buy it on eBay for 12. I'm pretty sure I know the price, but if I can get it for less than that, then I win Eight bucks. Just fucking, come on, give me that, give me that. Oh man, what a time to be alive. My stomach does kind of hurt now. I don't think I should have drank and all this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you just started emptying your stomach and now you've filled it yeah, with some fucking horse shit. No, I mean like Yerba's not bad for you, the horse shit. No, I mean like Yerba's not bad for you.
Speaker 1:The juice is good for you, reese's, I'll be honest, I feel like all cereal is made for you. It's just a little bit, it's not that much. I can wipe it with my sock, and then there's some on the table.
Speaker 2:It's kind of clear though, isn't it? Yeah, yerba's clear. It's not color. Do I have something to wipe it up? Oh man, all of these, oh, never mind. Yeah, there's a box of Kleenex over in the corner over there.
Speaker 1:For.
Speaker 2:When you're jerking it in the stude.
Speaker 1:Where, in the corner behind the guitar, you ever make a beat so good that you just got to start jerking it.
Speaker 2:No, then you haven't made that good of beats, huh.
Speaker 1:There's not a box of Kleenex back here, Zach. I thought there was no, there's not, unless I'm missing it.
Speaker 2:No, I'm cold tripping baby. I'm convinced that all cereal is made out of sawdust. It's not good for you, that's for sure. I don't know why. I think it's all made out of sawdust and wood chippings, but it is, and I think I like the taste of wood. Pause, what do you like? The taste of cock in your butt, idiot.
Speaker 1:Hey, what do you like? The taste of cock in your butt, idiot.
Speaker 2:How do I taste that? I'll show you.
Speaker 1:I got five on it. Oh, he's not doing the Venusaur. Next he did the Bulbasaur and the Ivysaur, but he skipped the Venusaur. So now I'm good.
Speaker 2:Yo, this is not good for you.
Speaker 1:No, dude, if you thought that was Reese's Puffs were good for you, you're tripping.
Speaker 2:No, I didn't think that they were.
Speaker 1:Look how excited Goku looks to be on the box dude I didn't think that they were good.
Speaker 2:but I'm looking at the stuff on here and I recognize almost every ingredient on here is not good, except for rosemary extract and I guessed, whole grain corn. How it says, it's made with real Reese's peanut butter.
Speaker 1:So not real peanut butter, but real Reese's peanut butter. I mean you can buy Reese's peanut butter, really Jars of it yeah, they make butter, really Jars of it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they make it, but they add hell of shit, probably yeah. Yeah probably. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:But yeah, you can buy jars of Reese's peanut butter. That's kind of cool.
Speaker 2:I would never, but that's cool. You know what's wild is? There are eight grams of sugar. Eight grams, no, it's 12. Oh no, you made eight sound like a ridiculous answer, and I think I was in the ballpark For some reason. I just thought it would be more than that. I don't know. It just tastes so sweet, I guess. I guess they're not overly sweet. I think about it all. Right, they add all these vitamins to it, though. Oh my god, I'm gonna start doing my vitamins through reese's puffs. I get my idea to be like do you take a multi-vitamin?
Speaker 2:I'll be like yeah, yeah, I eat uh three bowls of reese's puffs I eat like half a box of reese's puffs a day, man, and they're like what? There's fucking. There's a vitamin a, c, calcium, vitamin d, iron, potassium, riboflavin, vitamin b6, b12, zinc, and after three bowls you're pretty much meeting your daily quota. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. That is wild, in all honesty.
Speaker 1:That's that's good, and if and if you do it with skim milk.
Speaker 2:You can probably get away with two bowls. I got five on me, I'd rather go to prison than drink skim milk. I don't know, I was a big two percenter growing up. Next time I go to the doctor I'm going to tell him he's going to take multivitamin. I'm gonna be like, yeah, I eat one really big bowl of reese's puffs every day and then he's gonna be like what with no milk no, I mean like, like a multi-line, and I'm like yeah, and then I pull out a box of and I point to the back of your sweatshirt- Look at this, look at this.
Speaker 2:Vitamin D, calcium, iron, potassium, vitamin A, vitamin C, thiamine, riboflavin, niacin, vitamin B6, folate, vitamin B12, and zinc. Look, doc, I am loaded up. He's going to be like, wow, you're healthy.
Speaker 1:You're going to live forever.
Speaker 2:You're truly a special specimen. Wow, you did it. You cracked the code on how to live forever. Eat half a box of Reese's Puffs, peanut butter, chocolate flavor, every day.
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh, I think the milk might be what makes my stomach feel booty. I don't yeah, I don't drink milk like that. I've been drinking milk like that in a long time, but man, was it delicious.
Speaker 2:Like if you guys get a latte or like a cappuccino, you get it with regular.
Speaker 1:I rarely drink lattes and cappuccinos, though I'm not I'm either a shot of espresso guy or I'm like a cold brew I'll ask for oat milk yeah but if they don't have oat milk then I'm like regular, regular's fine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm down with the fucking milk bro when I drink coffee every day I use coffee creamer. I used to hate on it, but now I'm kind of just back milk, bro.
Speaker 2:When I drink coffee every day, I use coffee creamer. I used to hate on it, but now I'm kind of just back in it, bro, because I had a really good hot brownie one day. What, no, yeah, like I had a hot brownie that was fucking delicious, right out of the oven. You can't call them that anymore dude, whoa dude and the homie Campos. Actually. He poured me up a little fucking milk on the side of it and I was like what? And he was like, yeah, bro, trust. And I was like all right, and then since then I've been back on my milk. Shit, bro, I like a good little glass.
Speaker 2:You didn't trust that a glass of milk was good with a hot brownie. It was just like I didn't want to. I I just like. I looked at it and I was like that's disgusting, though. And then I drank it and I was like no, it's not, it's delicious. Yeah, who knows, bro, who knows what? Is milk good for you or is it bad for you? I know it's bad for some people, for sure.
Speaker 1:But I was watching one of my my favorite people on tiktok recently. He's like a call of duty guy. He was like dude whoever fucking decided who looked at a cow and was like I gotta go get me some of that. I gotta go jerk one of those things and drink whatever the fuck comes out of. It is a sick fuck dude like you gotta be some level of fucking deranged to be like I'm gonna go tug on that and then drink what other?
Speaker 2:fuck, just came out. Crazier is like. It comes out like all pink and bloody and shit.
Speaker 1:Someone saw that and was like I'm gonna make it better and do like that.
Speaker 2:I'll do some shit not all the time, though. It doesn't come out pink and bloody and nasty like just when you have like a regular cow that's like yeah, you're right, that's the strawberry.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know you over it when you have like a regular cow. That's like, yeah, you're right, that's the strawberry, that's the one with the the red spots, that's. That's what happens.
Speaker 2:That's what happens when big dairy farms over milk their cows like the cow can't keep up its milk production with how much it is so great it's actually making my stomach hurt more, thank, thank you my fart.
Speaker 1:Let's keep talking about it no Fucking milking a cow dude.
Speaker 2:So this juice has 480% of my vitamin A, and there's two servings in here Sick, so this has.
Speaker 1:Dude, you're going to be 960%ed out. Dude, You're going to be fucking vitamin A to the maximum. I'm going to die.
Speaker 2:Yeah, maybe you ever taken vitamins on an empty stomach and then you're like owie, owie, owie. Can you OD on A Vitamin?
Speaker 1:A no it was good.
Speaker 2:Do you ever collect box tops?
Speaker 1:You ever do that for school or for?
Speaker 2:a prize. What was the prize? I don't remember I remember one time I collected it took me like six months to collect enough box tops to get one of those cars that you could like You'd wind it back and then it could like climb up walls and ceilings and shit. You know what I'm talking about? One of those little monster trucks that could go up walls and things, and it took me six months to get enough box tops for it and by then the deal had expired.
Speaker 2:But I was so excited to get this stupid little car. My mom just went out and bought me one. It was cool, nice. Yeah, they weren't very expensive, it was like a $10 prize.
Speaker 1:I did use to remember loving the little games they would put on the back of cereal boxes.
Speaker 2:Coolest toy you ever got out of a cereal box, because they don't do that anymore.
Speaker 1:I don't even remember dude the star wars spoons those were cool, those were hard that, or like any of the color changing spoons I used to love playing the games on the back of the box too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, were you a dickhead? Did you like take a pen and draw in the answers or did you just mentally figure out all the games? I usually just did it in my head, because my sister was a bitch and I remember she would like, if she got to the cereal box first, she'd just like draw over it and I'm like, well, now I can't do it, yeah. And then I confronted her about it and she stopped. But uh, yeah, I'd love to hear that confrontation. You know what? I'm sick of your shit. I am sick of going for the fucking maze on the back of the cereal box, and it's always done. It's not fair and I won't stand for it. Just do it in your head, like the rest of us.
Speaker 1:Just do it in your head, like the rest of us. Follow along with your finger.
Speaker 2:I mean seriously, how selfish are you, yep? Except that was like five and that would make my sister like 11, so you need to speak a little more like this. Hey, I'm sick and tired of your bullshit.
Speaker 1:Right. We can't believe you would do that. You were right on the cereal box and I literally can't do anything about it. You probably cried?
Speaker 2:I probably pissed my pants. Probably cried and shit your pants. Little baby ass bitch. What are you going to do? Quiet, shit your pants. Probably cried and shit your pants. Little baby ass bitch. What?
Speaker 1:are you going to do Quiet? Shit your pants. You're going to do quiet and shit your pants, you little baby.
Speaker 2:May contain harmful bacteria which can cause serious illness in children, the elderly and persons with weakened immune systems.
Speaker 1:Oh no.
Speaker 2:Damn bro. This is a dangerous juice. It's a lie.
Speaker 1:Pasteurizing is bad, bro. Now I should pour tequila in and make it even more dangerous. Is that what would happen? I'm not fart. Okay, I was just trying to make my juice dangerous For those at home North did fart I?
Speaker 2:did. He did have to strain for it. He might have shit his pants a little bit, just a tiny poopoo. I would let you guys know, tiny dollop of the poop tiny little poopoo in my tiny little poopoo so, norm, you're not going to be here next week.
Speaker 1:I'm not. I'm going to be in Portland fucking living it up. Well, actually, I might be here, though. Oh yeah, I get back to you. I get back tuesday but I will be in portland for the weekend you'll probably be pretty tired though I'm pretty fucking pumped, to be honest well, uh, we'll plan for a late recording next week, just in case I'm gonna like do I'm gonna do so much stuff in portland, I'm gonna do all the stuff.
Speaker 2:Are you gonna do drugs? No, um, so you're not, we are we're gonna.
Speaker 1:First day we got willamette, we're going down there, we're doing some tastings. Day two we just got a day in the city, you know a day where me and jacob probably find a comic book shop or something and then, like a fucking cool place to eat and I'm really excited, drink coffee out there, because coffee shops supposed to be bussing um it better be.
Speaker 2:That's like their whole deal. They're like hipsters and, yeah, I hope you meet a real pretentious douchebag of a bartender in the good way. I will.
Speaker 1:Um, I hope he's really good. Then there is a whiskey library that we're trying to figure out if we can get into, but apparently it's like a members only thing. But they do give out hall passes for, like, people who aren't members, so you can come in.
Speaker 2:Oh, when you want to fuck somebody else while you're married.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but apparently you have to go to the restaurant Monday through Thursday, or it's like Tuesday through Thursday, but we don't get until Friday to get a hall pass to even go. So we're trying to figure out how to maybe get one online. We're like we're trying to figure it out because the whiskey library looks crazy, um, and then I think saturday we're doing all our hiking stuff. Um, no, sorry, sunday we're doing all our hiking stuff. That was saturday, and then monday, probably just another day is shooting around and then I think we fly back Tuesday. I think that's accurate because I think we're four nights. So Friday, saturday, sunday, Monday, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'll be back Tuesday, tuesday, mate, and then I'll have all the things to talk about.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I'll see. Apparently, there's just a ridiculous amount of homeless people out there.
Speaker 2:More than Seattle? Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1:Whoa.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I think it's supposed to be pretty bad.
Speaker 2:Seattle's pretty fucking homeless dude. I don't think people even live in houses there, dude yeah, I think everybody is homeless. By the way, when you're doing like, when you're taking the population, you know how they do the census every like four years or whatever. How do they count homeless people, Do they not? Is there like a large portion of people that we just don't count? That'd be so cool.
Speaker 1:What that would be cool. What yeah, fucking lower that bitch dude all right, we don't even count that guy.
Speaker 2:Fuck that guy dude fuck that guy like that's hilarious rim job, steve rim job, this guy just looks over and he's like don't count that guy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're like all right, one, two, no hi, I'm goku sorry, I just keep looking at the box and you're just staring at me, dude, doing the stupid ass wave.
Speaker 2:That's the wave he did when he was dead. I wish he had a halo above his head maybe he does what happened to halo man? Why did we stop playing that?
Speaker 1:I don't know. I'm down to get back into it. Let's do it. I, I fucking love Halo dude. Can you tell?
Speaker 2:by my tattoo I feel like it was cool, but I feel like I'm not going to lie. I feel like Splitgate was better than the new Halo.
Speaker 1:I feel like if I tried to get back into it now, everybody's people who have not stopped playing.
Speaker 2:they're going to put me in lobbies with those assholes and they're just going to like At a certain point, when you play a game, it's like you know where to aim, you know where to throw your grenades, and it's like you just running around as a noob.
Speaker 2:You're just going to get fucked. There's so many games now and matchmaking is a thing have been playing for thousands of hours probably. I just don't believe in matchmaking. And there's uh, there's so many games that I feel like the people. The amount of people that have been consistently playing halo since release has drastically decreased wonder, let's find out. Let's find out what's the current act. It's probably still pretty good, but like what's the current active player base for halo?
Speaker 2:I'm sure I'm sure they have like new seasons and shit now too, which probably put some cool content in the game or no.
Speaker 1:Halo's not one of those usually.
Speaker 2:It seems like every game is these days. Every game has a fucking season that they're constantly adding more content to.
Speaker 1:It's the most profitable video game process Through Steam charge $61.50. That's the most profitable video game process Through Steam charts $61.50.
Speaker 2:That's it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's just on Steam though, right, that doesn't count people on Xbox, which is probably a good majority yeah, or people on PlayStation. Last 30 days. They're averaging 4,200 players For all systems, just averaging 4,200 players oh for all systems. Just says.
Speaker 2:Just says 4,200.
Speaker 1:No, that also says Steam charts.
Speaker 2:But like, even if you triple it, that's Even if you quadruple it, 12,000 people's not Like on Smite, right now there's probably about 30,000.
Speaker 1:And on Helldivers, right now there's probably about 300,000 people is not like on Smite, right now, there's probably about 30,000, and on Helldivers right now there's probably about 300,000. Oh wait, if this is, there's 25,000 people playing Halo right now. There you go. Okay, yeah, on all platforms. Yeah, 25k, all right. Yeah, that's active players in the last 30 days is about 500,000. Huh, different players.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, that's not bad. Yeah, it's a game that will definitely always be around.
Speaker 1:Yeah, 25,000 players isn't bad yeah, that's not bad yeah.
Speaker 2:How many of those are no-lifers? Yeah, probably a lot of them. Probably a lot of them. Whoever's left is probably a no-lifer.
Speaker 1:That's okay, get back on there have fun kid, have fun getting shit on hello hello dude probably. Oh, fuck dude, you want to miss our mind.
Speaker 2:Cute no, is it the alolan or the galarian one?
Speaker 1:no, it's from the, the. What was it called classic Classic Collection?
Speaker 2:I probably have it.
Speaker 1:I doubt it. Okay, you didn't buy the Classic Collection, the $400 box that came out last year.
Speaker 2:Oh no, never mind then. Yeah, yeah, that's why it's called the Classic Collection. Yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 1:Because it's classically expensive. Yep, well, it's because they released, like they did like all the cool cards from the first from base set up until like it was like the first three sets of pokemon cards no, it was like base set and then they took a set from. They took certain cards from, like when the lugia hoho cards came out, they took some of those and then they just they did a new foil pattern on all of them and they look super cool so that you know it's from that pack and they're not as valuable.
Speaker 2:But yeah, they're not as valuable but they're still valuable.
Speaker 1:They look cool. The hollow patterns on them are crazy, so and I just wanted all the bulbasaurus and and Venusaurs and Ivysaurs, so I need them More like.
Speaker 2:Penasaurs. Come on Me when I get chlamydia.
Speaker 1:Ew, Ew, I'd slam my penis in the car door. Yeah man, yeah man. Yeah man, yeah man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, Everybody feel pretty good.
Speaker 1:I mean, yeah, my stomach kinda hurts still, but those Reese's smacked for sure, dude blow it out your ass. I will like it'll. I'll poop out my butt eventually well, I didn't shit today.
Speaker 2:Blow it out your ass.
Speaker 1:What is happening? Outro Music Yo yo yo, yo yo, yo, yo, yo yo.