Please Drink Responsibly
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Please Drink Responsibly
Ep. 123 | Three Rums, Two Dudes
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Crack open a cold one and grab your favorite leather gloves – we're about to navigate the rich aromas of Appleton Estate rums and the tannin-laden world of Barbaresco wines. It’s not all spirits and sips, though; we're tearing through the fabric of manly myths with a playful twist, jesting about everything from the art of sandwich crust consumption to the convoluted ingredients in your soda can. Tucked between laughs, you'll discover the perfect rum and coke blend and why an eight-year wine might just seduce your taste buds away from your go-to bottle.Who knew that discussing soft drink ingredients could lead to a philosophical musing on wine appreciation and the ancient craft of winemaking? We're not shying away from the complexities, instead, we're embracing the sediment – both in our wine glasses and in life’s messier moments. From the potential flatness of over-aged wines to the potent aroma of aged rum, we're serving up a hearty helping of thoughts to pair with your next gourmet spread. And if you've ever gazed into your dog's eyes while they're... well, you know... we're right there with you, swapping tales of canine companionship and the quirky, sometimes destructive, always lovable behaviors of our four-legged friends.
As the conversation meanders towards its conclusion, we find ourselves reminiscing about the trials and triumphs of puppy-rearing, pondering the merits of adopting older dogs, and sharing some of our more memorable – and fragrant – dog-sitting disasters. Whether you're a dog owner or just a dog lover, you'll find both solace and hilarity in our misadventures. So sit back, perhaps with a furry friend by your side, and enjoy a journey through life's finer things, from the complex notes of an expertly aged spirit to the simple joy of a dog's wagging tail.
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Speaker 1:That's a woman's thing. Would you eat the placenta? Maybe Not raw, right? It depends how it was prepared, Right? It would have to be presented in such a way. I don't know what is the proper way to present a placenta Right, I keep getting that word mixed up with polenta a lot, which is an actual food. Would you like some polenta soup? You're like, ew, you're nasty, yeah. And then they bring you a some polenta soup. You're like ew, you're nasty, yeah. And then they bring you a baby in the soup and you're like, hmm, you're like shit. I think you meant placenta. Now I'm confused. Yeah, so this week I brought booze Muskets, Muskets, also manly, very good, muskets are manly Muskrats.
Speaker 1:Yeah, eating the sandwich with the crust on? Yeah, yeah, do you? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know that. That reminds me I actually ate sandwiches without the crust off. Wait for quite some time. Without the crust off, with the crust off. There we go with the crust off or without the crust, but not today. The crust. Yeah, I'll take my sandwich without the crust off. Thank you, they're like so you want a sandwich? So, regular sandwich, yes, perfect, thank you, that would be lovely. Thank you, you nailed it. Uh, no, I, I made cucumber sandwiches today cause I was really in the mood, but that's, that's a crustless kind of sandwich, if you ask me, yeah, yeah, since Cressless. If you're a woman, let's go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you brought Appleton Estate. Yeah, I brought. I just bought all of them, jamaica, all the ones that were at the store, at least I don't know if there's other. There's probably higher end ones, even more so than this. The high end Appleton Estate.
Speaker 1:It is my favorite rum, I think Like my go-to as far as anything is considered. Uh, that's good. I've never tasted all three of them back to back to back. And then I got this fancy fever tree distillers cola, which is made with the caribbean cola nut, perfect for rum and cokes. And I just wanted to take my, uh, my favorite bar drink, like my safe bar drink, which is a rum and coke. I'll get that at any dive bar, not a cocktail lounge, but you know, when you go to pts or whatever. Yeah, uh, and I just wanted to elevate it a little bit and I was like, well, it's pretty hard to elevate something so simple. So I just got expensive coke and nicer rum than bacardi. There you go. So and now we're gonna, we're gonna do a little taste of each one. I might do a little bit bigger taste, you know, rough week, but and then we'll pick whichever one's our favorites personally and turn it into a rum and coke? Okay, alright, sounds cool.
Speaker 1:Drinking Manly, drinking Manly, very good, yeah, distilling Manly, drinking Manly, very good, yeah, distilling Manly. Construction Tough leather gloves that have been treated with the proper ointments to preserve them. Manly, all right. So we're starting with the regular, uh, the signature blend, which is a blend of column and pot. Still, rums, uh, usually aged four years or under. So, uh, well, I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1:My first impression is it smells downright like rum. Yeah, very good, all rum to me just smells like pirates of the caribbean. Ah, did they do that on purpose? Did Pirates of the Caribbean make me fall in love with the smell of rum? Or did the smell of rum make you fall in love with the scent of Pirates of the Caribbean? Maybe I only say Caribbean, like that when I'm talking about that movie. Otherwise I say Caribbean. Yeah, that is a strange, a strange thing now. Ah, man, it's good, spice, you know, smooth, a familiar taste. Wow, I could drink that and I will, uh, so, yeah, like I said, it's a mixture between I will, uh, so yeah, like I said, it's a mixture between column and pot.
Speaker 1:Still, rums, pot still usually ends up being a little bit sweeter, uh, just because in a pot still, it's not distilled through multiple uh levels at the same time. So, uh, less dilution uh allows it to have a more bold flavor and then aged under four years. That's why it's not considered like a light rum, like bacardi, or like a florida kanya. Four year uh, it's had a lot of barrel contact and that gives it just a little bit of color. That is, that's a very tasty rum right there, delicious, delicious, tasty, cheap too.
Speaker 1:This bottle was like 28 bucks and they are all 750. They're all 100, 750 milliliters, but for some reason this one is a slightly smaller bottle. Yeah, it's shorter, it's and it's, and it's plumper in the hips. Is that what it is? You can see there also, there's not as much of a I don't know what you would call this bottom bit of glass punt. Is that real? Okay? Uh, there's not as much punt. Is that like a wine term? Yeah, I think so. All right, I like that.
Speaker 1:I learned something today. I'm gonna double check that. I'm pretty sure it's the punt. Now, that sounded very. You were very, very secure in that answer, which makes me think it's correct. Um, boopity, boop, boop. All right, now we're gonna try the appleton estate eight-year reserve, which is, uh, also pretty good. I, I don't, actually, I don't know if we. No, we had the eight year on the podcast. We've had the eight year and we've had the 12 year on the podcast. I think, yes, we might have even had the regular on the podcast as well. I like appleton estate and so does dan alum of the pod.
Speaker 1:Uh, yes, by the way, it punt, but uh, I think that's just for the, for a bottle of wine. So I don't really know, I'm going to use it, I'm going to. If somebody corrects me, uh, years from now they can do that, but I'm going to call it the punt. What's huh, what's the? What's the purpose of the little divot in the bottom of the wine bottle? Is it to put your thumb so you pour wine? Yeah, you can, or is it just it's? I think it's funsies. Uh, I, I really don't know. To be honest with you, uh, um, I really don't think that there is a super pertinent purpose to it. I think for sure.
Speaker 1:Uh, my, my friend Andrew, he was saying, I think at a certain point that, um, like secondary fermentation bottle champagne, right, they put the yeast in there after they've made the base wine. It goes through a secondary fermentation creating carbon dioxide, and then you get the bubbles right, mm-hmm, like higher-aged ones. Supposedly they have the punt at the bottom because that helps reinforce the glass and stop it from breaking. Oh, okay, yeah, that makes sense. Yes, especially with something like bubbly, you know, yeah, yes, especially with something like, yeah, bubbly, you know, yeah, um, and I think I think that's why they're in the bottle bottom of, uh, champagne bottles and stuff. I think it helps reinforce the glass to stop it from breaking. But also, in today's day and age, like we make strong enough glass to where, right, it's not, it's not a problem, you know, um. And then they say, like, another theory is like it catches a sediment and stuff in the bottom. But I like, but what's the doesn't? It doesn't? Yeah, because the moment you pour the wine, it's gonna mix in, it's gonna do what gravity does and it's gonna fall. Yeah, so you know. So, also with like decanters and stuff that's to help let the sediment settle and all that shit, but it it's still just there, it's just in a different shape.
Speaker 1:Well, usually the reason that you decant a bottle of wine is to separate the sediment from it, right? So when I, when I decant a bottle of wine in the restaurant that we know is going to have a lot of sediment to it, we'll sometimes let people know like, hey, this bottle is going to have a lot of sediment to it. We'll sometimes let people know like, hey, this bottle is going to have a lot of sediment in it. Would you like for us to decant it for you? Um, and that's basically like we're going to let like the bottle has been chilling, right, so all the sediment is collected at the bottom. So we're going to, you know, pour it slowly into the decanter, and we're basically like we have a candle underneath the shoulder of the bottle that we can. Then it helps illuminate the bottle so that we can see if any sediment is seeping into there. But if you're pouring it slowly and you pour it in one turn over, like this, like all of the sediment will slide down, but it'll be caught on the shoulder of the bottle. And then you know, at that point, now you've poured out all the wine that is sediment-free for the most part, right, and you've now trapped all the sediment in the bottle but removed it from. You know, like, remove the wine from the thing.
Speaker 1:So that's why certain people will decant bottles. Especially if you're drinking something like a, like a Barbaresco or something like, you know that that's going to have a lot of sediment in it. Especially if it's something from like the nineties or the early two thousands. Like you know that that is going to have accumulated a decent amount of sediment. So it's not a bad idea to decant it just so that you can have a more enjoyable drinking experience. You, to decant it just so that you can have a more enjoyable drinking experience.
Speaker 1:Now is a barbaresco typically having more sentiment just because during the winemaking process there's more skin contact or it just has to do with the grape varietal. Okay, like nebbiolo has like thick skins, thick seeds and like strong, you know, like like skin. Basically it's a girthy and that's and that's where all the sediment ends up coming from. Is is coming from those, you know, from the, from the stems, the seeds and the and the skin. So, uh, and then just over time, more sediment gathers in the bottle.
Speaker 1:Well, actually it just it falls out like as the wine ages, like they, basically like separate, yeah, it separates from the wine, like you know, and it forms and coagulates as like a solid in the bottle of the wine. So, but it takes a while. Yeah, yeah, exactly gotcha. That's why when you have some of these certain styles of wine and they're young, they're very powerful because they're the the sediment hasn't had the opportunity to sort of solidify and settle. Powerful in flavor or in, like alcohol content, both, okay, yeah, like, so, like more bold, yeah, yeah, like. They're very like, they're strong, they're powerful. When you taste them you're like, wow, you know like, and you like you. They're not as soft as drinking.
Speaker 1:You know something that has a little bit of age to it, where you know the sediment has had a little time to fall out and uh, time does. Does a good amount of uh justice for wine, that's for sure. So, is there too much time? Yeah, definitely, definitely For white wine, especially, um and uh, for red as well as well. It does depend on grape varietal, again, you know, because like things like bordos and even like nebulos and stuff like that those are usually they tend to do better with age, right, but if you did drink something from like the 1930s or the 1940s right now, there's a decent chance that that wine has like fallen out. Is what, like you? You say about it. It's like, it's like, well, yeah, slightly like that has something to do with it. That's more so in white wines.
Speaker 1:Um, white wines tend to reveal more oxidative properties easier, whereas red wines, like you'll notice that, like they're too soft, the flavor profile has sort of just muted, just yeah, exactly like it's like the volume level has just dropped on it, and then you'll notice that there is no tannin to it whatsoever. Like the weight of the wine is like, like so soft, you know, and it's like the fruit profile is gone, the acid is gone, the acid will fall out on it and there will be no sort of like mouthwatering sensation, there'll be no sort of tannin to like dry up your mouth, you know. So it's like. This is why people say like, oh, it's kind of fallen, like maybe it was stored improperly or time has just gotten to it, you know before, uh, somebody else did and uh, so, yeah, you can it, can you know? Sort of age too long Like, uh, like, when we were over at Norm's parents' house, they had like a like a 2001, I think, uh, that one special bottle, that, uh, it was like a, it was like an Alex Corton.
Speaker 1:No, that one was, that one was good. Uh, it was teetering into that section of falling off, but it still did have a little bit of weight, still did have some acid to it. So it was. It was a delicious, uh bottle of wine. But you know, you gave that another 10 years and you might be looking at something entirely different. You know, um, something a little more soy saucy.
Speaker 1:It is kind of like how sticky is that? How you can tell if uh wine's starting to go bad, if you get like that soy sauce kind of taste to it again. It kind of depends, yeah, because actually with bordeaux and like cabernet, sauvignon and stuff like that and like merlot, like those those grape varietals, they tend to end up turning like that uh, but it's not a bad thing uh, especially if it's like, if it's tastefully included into a wine. That's why people like these old bordos is because they can become so crazily complex to where you can sit there and you can smell it and you'll just keep getting like different smells and the wine will continue to like transform in the glass and in the bottle and like. That's why, like people are drawn to drinking these like high-end old wines because they are incredibly intriguing when you actually get the chance to sit down and enjoy them. Uh, they, they become, you know, like, like crazy. So it actually can be a good thing when, when you get that sort of soy saucy sort of flavor and smell and stuff, because it can be incorporated well, amongst other things, and now you know there's a little bit more savoriness to it, uh, so yeah, but you know, I've been talking about wine here for a little bit and uh, we're, we're supposed to try this this eight year.
Speaker 1:We still haven't tried the eight year. All we've done is drink the, uh, the signature blend. We're supposed to try this eight year. We still haven't tried the eight year. All we've done is drink the signature blend. We're about 15 minutes in here. It's all right, buddy, we got time. It's just me and Keegan tonight. Dude, we're doing all right.
Speaker 1:I actually have another question about wine. After we taste this, okay, we'll taste this, then you can answer that and then we'll taste that and then we can go just keep it pushing. The smell sweeter to me, yeah, like vanilla. Yeah, so it smells sweeter and not as fruity, like more so on that like vanilla, uh, sort of oakiness, like more warm. Those baking spices are really kind of, uh, more expressive, thicker too, I feel like it like coats my tongue. No burn on it whatsoever, though. That's just smooth all the way through. Yeah, that goes down real easy. Yeah, it does. Okay. So my question about wine Can I have just a little bit of that Coke?
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, I just want to try the Coke on its own. It looks so delicious. That was a good sound. Yum. Yeah, this is Coke that is specifically made pretty much for rum and Cokes.
Speaker 1:Fever Tree always makes all of their, which is why it kind of makes me. It doesn't make me upset, I don't give a shit, but like it's weird to me when people just drink Fever Tree because it's intended to just be a mixer. It is good on its own, but it's intended to just be a mixer. It is good on its own, but it is intended fully to be complemented by alcohol. Let me tell you, man, at the end of a nice shift, bro, I'll take one of those fever tree ginger beers and all down a ginger beer dude, all down. That that's wild. It's so good ginger beer, so strong, it is so strong, but I actually I like the powerfulness of, uh, of a good ginger beer.
Speaker 1:We have like three different flights, or three different flights. We have like three different mules on our cocktail menu and I'm telling you all I taste is ginger beer. That's all I get. You can throw in whatever you want into that mule. It's going to taste like ginger beer and we had an old bartender that used to work with us and his like signature on all of his cocktails was basically to just top it with ginger beer and I was like, well, you're really taken away from the rest of the cocktail, okay. So my question about wine is going to come up after I, after I pour this. This 12 year, which I think is my favorite, is going to come up after I pour this 12-year, which I think is my favorite. But I don't know, I really enjoyed that eight-year. That was really nice, yeah, really good.
Speaker 1:This is a nice cola. To be honest with you, good cola here. That Caribbean cola nut is nutting pretty good. Only 70 calories per bottle. Let's take a look at this sugar content. Let's get into the nitty gritty 18 grams in this small little bottle. That's to be expected. It's a cola. Well, how many grams are in? Like a Coke, like way more than that. Yeah, yeah, like, yeah, not in Coke Zero, obviously. How do they make Coke Zero sweet without any sugar. Maltodextrin, sucralose what's that? They're alternative sweeteners that technically there's no sugar in them, but they are sugar Like. They are sweet but there's technically no sugar in them. So they're marketed as like a healthier alternative, but in all reality they're not healthier for you by any means.
Speaker 1:It's 39 grams in a can of coke, so that's like twice. And this is. Is this 12 ounce? No, this is how big is a can of coke? I'd say probably like 10, 10, 10, 12 ounces. Shit, probably. I need to find out because now this is only six ounces, almost seven ounces. It wouldn't surprise me if it was like 12 ounces. It seems like a yeah, 12 ounces, yes, 12 standard can of coke. So really it's about the same amount of sugar as a can of coke. But I'm sure I'm sure this also lacks on uh, the other alternative, like preservatives and shit that they put in there, like yeah, probably isn't highly processed sugar either. Like it, like it is with Coke, it's probably more organic. It wouldn't surprise me if it was still the same type of sugar. But at least they're not putting things like uh, like you know, all sorts of weird shit in there, like they'll put. I could.
Speaker 1:If you looked at the ingredients, if you looked at the ingredients and shit versus coca-cola, I'm sure that you would be see. You would see that there was a some weird shit in there that like you don't know how to pronounce, and stuff contains natural flavors and no artificial sweeteners or high fructose corn syrup, I don't know it. It's not healthy for you and they don't pretend it is, but it tastes healthier, yeah, and that's good enough for me. That's like when people ask me at work they'll be like hey, what would you eat that's healthier? I was like I get a chicken Milanese. It's a breaded chicken patty and it feels healthy, but it probably isn't. It's probably just as bad as everything else on the menu for you. I would say, probably not as healthy, okay.
Speaker 1:So my question about wine we're going to get to it now. This is for real this time, okay Is what drew you to wine and what keeps you drawn to wine in the way that I'm drawn to cocktails? They're kind of two sides of the same coin. It's both alcohol. But I went the spirit route and you went the wine route.
Speaker 1:I would say I just like I never really like had the opportunity to try wine. You know, like I, like I growing up, never drank wine. I mean, my, my mom would drink, you know, like a california blend, whatever. But um, besides that, that was like the only sort of exposure I had to wine. So initially what got me interested was just the fact that I knew nothing about it and I was interested and, you know, like trying it, you know, and um, I think what's kind of kept me drawn to it is the fact that there are so many wines out there that are fucking like super good and like that I've never tried before.
Speaker 1:And uh, I think I've just gotten a whole new appreciation through working in this restaurant and realizing the uh, like the dichotomy and like the dichotomy I might be using that incorrectly, but like the dichotomy the relationship between like food and wine, and like wine is like dichotomy would be the differences between them. Oh well, what's the, the similarities between them? Because, because I've started to realize like wine and food synchronicity go like hand in hand together, you know, and I mean like you can say the same, you can go say the same thing about like cocktails as well, but in my mind not as much. In my mind too, it's also been like like wine is like the world's oldest like profession when it comes to like alcohol, basically like and like one of like the world's oldest like true trades is like making wine and selling wine. Um, even jesus did it. Yeah, even jesus did it, and I bet you that shit was slapping.
Speaker 1:Um, you think, yeah, I'm sure it was, dude, come on, you think Jesus made good wine? You think the wine that came from the hands of the creator was good? It was probably pretty fucking good. I think they had barrels of water and that water could have been stagnant and gross and they needed some wine and they didn't care what they had, but they needed some damn wine. So he pulled a miracle and everyone was like holy cow wine. But then it doesn't say anything about wait, does it? I actually don't know. When they drank it, do they make comments of if it was good wine or not? I don't, I don't, I don't think so. I don't know about that, me neither. So I think I think that the people rejoiced, which that's a good that thing. Well, yeah, dude, who doesn't? They were stoked for sure. Guy shows up to a kegger, you know, and they're like there's no keg, and one guy's like check this out, watch this, yeah, and then pulls one out of his keg, yep, and everybody's like what the fuck? Yeah, they don't care if it's Pabst, they're just rocks. Now party rock is in the house, so I'm saying it might not have been good.
Speaker 1:Also, what kind of wine do you think it was? What kind of wine I think comes out of africa? I think it was red actually, because I don't know why I think I feel so, certainly about that, but I think it was red wine. What kind of? What kind of grapes and what varietals are popular in that region of the world, desert regions? It's impossible for me to actually what kind of grapes even grow there. Um, yeah, that's wild, couldn't tell you. Anywho, let's try this 12 year. Yeah, that's my answer about the wine question. Just didn't know. Now I know and I think it's, uh, I think it's elite, bro. Some of these wines that I've had are fucking bonkers delicious.
Speaker 1:This smells a lot stronger, not alcohol-wise, but just the scents coming off of it are more potent. Yeah, like it's been sitting in a barrel for four more years. It's strange to me because it's not necessarily super fruity and it's not necessarily super sweet. I'm trying to figure out what it is Like banana, that smell. It is Maybe like toasted coconut. Yeah, I could get a little bit of that. Still definitely like vanilla and some baking spice All spice mostly. It's a little nuttier to me, nutty, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, stronger, but that hits how I want rum to hit. But that hits how I want rum to hit. Yeah, yeah, I want to get a little more, a little more heat on it.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to see if they're all the same. Proof percentage yeah, 43, 43, 40. Okay, so this is the weakest one, no, but still, hmm, it's good, interesting, uh, and the thing about the age on labels is they only have to include whatever the youngest blend, because they're all blends, right. So they only got to include whatever the youngest thing that they put into that bottle is. So it says 12 year, but there's probably a little bit of like 18, 16, 20 year rum dashed in there too. You know, it's all just to achieve that same flavor profile, but the youngest thing in that is going to be aged for at least 12 years, which is always cool, pretty good, and that applies. I believe that has to apply to every spirit. Yeah, at least in America. In America, if there is something on the label then that is the youngest thing that is in that bottle. I think it's the same thing universally, but yeah, I'm sure with the way the world works, there's got to be an exception somewhere to that rule. You know, I think I'm going to go with the eight year. Yeah, I want to do the year too. I think the year would make best for the rum and coke. For the rum and coke, yeah, which is what I thought was going to happen.
Speaker 1:Coming into this Rum and coke time, baby, we're having rum and Cokes on the pot. It's just me and Keegan. That's all good. Yeah, do-do-do-do-do. So where were you on September 11th this year or 2001? Do you remember where you were on 9-11? No, too young. Yeah, I was a baby. Can I get that bottle opener from you, baby boy? Yeah, I really should have one on my keys, but I lost a bet to Norm once of having to have this key chain on my keys. So now I don't want to have too many key chains, otherwise I'm going to just be want to have too many key chains, otherwise I'm gonna just, yeah, be the guy with too many. Too many key chains. Yeah, that's fair. I've just got the one and it does me justice. What if god? All right, well, you heard it here first, folks.
Speaker 1:Uh, if you're looking for apple tennestate and you want to make a nice elevated rum and coke, it's going to be the eight year that's going to be best for your rum and cokes. None of them would have been a bad option. Apple tennestate is a great brand, pretty fantastic brand. If you're looking for a good, cheap actually all rum is cheap. That's. My favorite thing about rum is that it does not have to be expensive at all Tink Sante, bitch, yeah, man, yeah, I could. Part of me just wanted to chug the whole fucking thing right away. You know pretty good.
Speaker 1:I'll now go back and answer my question that I asked you, which is why I'm drawn to cocktails more than I'm drawn to. There's just so much opportunity for me to express myself through a cocktail. Yeah, and I like making classics because they're classic for a reason and they're good. But I also like when people can just come in and be like hey, make me something, and I know that no matter what I make, it's going to be a good cocktail and uh, and I get to have fun with it. It's almost like a little art project, and I'm terrible at art. I can't draw, I can't paint.
Speaker 1:Well, maybe that's why you like it is because it offers an outlet for your creativity, and I think something that humans naturally do is they try and find an outlet to be creative in, because there's a part of our brain that just it's almost necessary that we be creative. So I could see that for you if you say you aren't good at those other things, but if I'm being honest with you, keegan, I think you're full of full of dog shit, because I've seen you be good at anything that you put your mind to and I believe that, well, I have been eating pounds and pounds of dog shit. Ew, yeah, I'm just so fucking tired of having to sweep my patio all the time, so I just I just let my dog shit directly into my mouth. Now what you and I just, yeah, I just like on tap, I lift her tail and it goes. Don't say on tap you, mm-hmm, you know.
Speaker 1:Um, yeah, yeah, dude, and she takes some stinky ass shits, bro. Well, she's a dog dude, yeah, but you know, sometimes I don't know some stinky ass shits, bro. Well, she's a dog dude, yeah, but you know, sometimes I don't know, sometimes your dog shits and you're like, oh, that's poop, but like, dude, it'll stink up my apartment from outside. Yeah, it is a stinky poo, yeah, so One time when we were just fostering that puppy, recently, oh yeah, when we were fostering that puppy, she came up here and she took a crap in the loft up here. Oh, puppy shits are worse. And, dude, it was a wet, hot diarrhea.
Speaker 1:And I am just gagging as I'm fucking cleaning it up and I'm just like I'm scrubbing the shit out of my carpet, literally, like literally, I'm scrubbing the shit out of my carpet because I'm literally scrubbing the shit out of my carpet. And I'm scrubbing the shit out of my carpet because I'm just trying to get this out of here, because internally I'm panicking. I'm like, oh no, my fiance is going to come home, she's going to be pissed. Of course, it's never a good fucking omen or a good piece of news to be like, hey, like the dog shit on the carpet, like so, how was your day, like you know.
Speaker 1:So I'm panicking, trying to get this shit out of the carpet and all I can think is I cannot get rid of the smell. This is ungodly. You got kind of long carpet too, and and I'm, and so finally, I get the the shit out of the carpet, right. I look at it. I'm like, okay, when that dries, I know it'll look fine. I know I've hit it with like the sanitizing shit. I know this carpet is clean at this point, right, but the smell is still just absolutely incinerating my nostrils. It's incinerating my nostrils and I had to open up all the windows upstairs. Thankfully it was a windy fucking day and I was able to create like a long draft from our front bedroom window to the ones in the back. Then, like I just funneled it all out of there, left it open for about 20 minutes and it smelled fine. But, oh my god, for like a second there I was literally like I'm never gonna be able to get rid of this smell. That's how bad this is. It's incinerating my nostrils.
Speaker 1:Dude, puppy shit is is the. Oh, it's so much worse because it's just wet and everywhere, and their, their body isn't good enough to digest their food yet, so it's just raw, raw intestine going right into your fucking carpet. It was not good. Yeah, yeah, tell you that much. He'll. He'll tell me that much. It was not good. I think it. I think it's about time that I'm able to buy it, because when I had, uh, when I got Lila as a puppy, she tore up my runner rug and I've been waiting until she's done tearing all my shit up, yeah, for me to buy a new one. It's been about six months and she's gotten better about that, like she really doesn't tear my shit up. Yeah, too much knock on wood, dude. She's. Yeah, she heard me say that and she's gonna go be a bitch tonight. But, uh, yeah, it's probably about time.
Speaker 1:Overall, my experience with this dog has been positive and negative. Yeah, of course I bought the dog because I was like, oh, I'm lonely sometimes and this dog will help me feel less lonely. And then I bought it and I was like, shit, I'm still lonely and now I have to take care of an animal. Yeah, but you will admit, though, she offer a a sweet little outlet to to get some loves in. You know to give and receive love, because both of those things are important for the human soul. You need to give and receive the love anytime. I want a little love. I know she's. I could open that door right now and she'd be right up here in my face. That's right, uh, and of course she's a pain in the ass, but hey, you know what? What I've noticed in life is that most things end up being a pain in the ass, but at least pick the ones and pick the things that are actually going to to be worth it. You know, right, and uh, so you know, yeah, of course, having a puppy, it's no, uh, no, easy, easy project. That's, for fucking sure, the best thing in the world, though.
Speaker 1:My favorite thing about this dog is how much she loves to sleep, because I love to sleep. It's my favorite thing to do. There you go Anytime. I go and take a nap, like a midday nap or whatever. I'll leave the doors open so she can run around. Nah, she'll just jump up right up with me. She always spoons me, she's always touching me when we're sleeping and, uh, I'll wake up in the morning. She knows, she knows when I'm awake, cause she'll hear me talk to Google. Uh, as I do every morning, I have a little Google assistant and I use that for my alarm and to make sure I have any plans or appointments. I'm just like run it through. So I'll wake up and as soon as she hears me start talking to google, she'll just lay right on my chest and she'll just be a huge cuddle muffin for as long as I'll let her, and I'll let her for a while.
Speaker 1:I usually lay in bed and make sure, like 30 minutes just cuddling my dog. Same thing with reese bro. It's so nice. Maybe that's why they say man's best friend, you know, because that's what I need. I just need some affection right away in the morning and then fuck off, do you uh? And then fuck off, do you uh, do you um?
Speaker 1:Keep her in her kennel throughout the nights? Uh, still, or? I know I know you did that at a certain point when you first got her. No, oh, I thought that she did that. She's always been. She's always been free reign at night. She's always been welcome to sleep with me. But anytime I leave the house or I go out, that's when I kennel her. Yeah, and I'm trying to move away from that as well.
Speaker 1:Is she better with the kennel now? Oh, she loves the kennel now. She's awesome, she's good with it, she's not shitting in it and she can like she. Yeah, yeah, right, she'll make sure she does not shit in her kennel unless, like, I feel she hasn't done it in months now and I feel like the only time she would is if I just left her in there too long. Yeah, she needs, yeah, shit at this. At this point, if she shit, you'd probably like feel bad, like oh, you didn't like really want to do this, you like kind of had to do this. Yeah, and that's how I feel now, because she doesn't shit in the house at all, but sometimes she does, and if she does it's right by the door, it's like right by the patio door. So I'm like, damn, she tried to get out and she couldn't, and that's my bad. So, yeah, she's, she's good, she's smart.
Speaker 1:Yeah, um, how old is she now? Nine months, nine months, cool. But there will be times where I'm sleeping at night and she'll get the zoomies or whatever and she'll just start running back and forth and then she'll sleep in her kennel on her own. The door's open, her kennel's in my room, so she'll just go lay down and sleep in her kennel, sometimes by choice. I'm like that's cool. I'm glad you like your little spot. Doggies need their little spots that they run to, for sure.
Speaker 1:And she used to get under my bed all the time and she would just have a field day under there. But now she's getting a little too big to get under the bed. Fire, fuck, yeah, dude, the best, it was cool. I was like, hey, you can have your little spot under there and that's where she would take everything that she's not allowed to have and, uh, where she would shoot my shit up. But now she's too big to fit under there. And I'm like, hell, yeah, I was. I was this close to just like getting a little gate or something to to taper off from that. But, uh, nope, yeah, she, uh, nature did it for me. Yeah, that's good, because I I do remember. Now that you're even bringing this up, I haven't thought about it in a long time, but I remember reese.
Speaker 1:At a certain point he could fit under the bed and that was like his like scapegoat for a while, like if, like, like if he did something. And I got pissed off and I was like, okay, like I gotta reprimand this dog. He would try and run for the bed and I would be like, get your fucking ass back here. Where do you think you're fucking going, dude? And even if they got under the bed, it's like bitch, I can fit under there too. Yeah, well, I crawling under, I couldn't fit under there, and so that was why it pissed me off was because I would have to. I'd have to fucking like lift my bed up, like I I had multiple times. I actually lifted my bed up and dragged this puppy out of here and I was like this puppy must think I am a fucking like a villain of no of the likes humanity has never seen, because I just fucking lifted my bed with like one arm and then pulled him out with another one, like he was. Uh, he was a little shit when he was younger, but I love he's good now hearing stories of, like dog owners losing their cool, because that makes me feel better. Yeah, because I lose my cool with lila.
Speaker 1:Sometimes, dude, you're gonna and oh, it's so fucking aggravating sometimes, bro, especially, oh, dude, stop eating my fucking chapstick. Yeah, just stop. Yep, I have an addiction to chapstick. I need it. I need it. My lips get dry and I think about nothing else. I forgot my chapstick at work one time and my lips got so dry that it was driving me insane. I literally took Olive oil and just started using it On my lips Because I didn't know what else to do and I was getting desperate. I was getting desperate. I was getting desperate. I was getting real fucking desperate.
Speaker 1:That's one thing about a dog man, a dog. He's going to test you. You know he's going to take you right to the brink of insanity and he's going to look at you with those big, dumb eyes every time. He's going to sit there right. Well, he knows you're on the brink and he knows you're on the brink and he's just going to sit there and be like, do it, I'm going to shit in your house right now. I'm going to poop in your house right now. Full eye contact.
Speaker 1:I look my dog in the eyes every time she shits. I want her to know I'm there for her. There you go. You are not alone, miss. She doesn't do the same for me. That'd be fucking weird. I do not let her in my bathroom when I'm shitting. I'm fucking. If, if, optionable, my, my animals will always come into the bathroom with me. Really, not because I want them there, but because, but because they they want to be there. They want to be there for me. I guess I I had to start start leaving the door.
Speaker 1:Just a crook, a nook, a crick, a little bit of a jar there. It is a crick. There's no need to get racial, sir. What? No, a jar, a jar, a jar. I need my door to be a jar because Lilo will just like eat the. She started chewing on the boards.
Speaker 1:Reese, ever do that. Reese ever chew the floorboards? Yeah, you know, you know that they, he's done that for sure, yeah, and you can see it. You can see it downstairs, oh, yeah. And and even when I opened this door right here, you'll notice, on the corner right there, he, he nibbled on just the teat of the corner of the of the floorboard there. Did he do that? She doesn't do it a lot, she only does it sometimes if I'm taking a little extra long in the bathroom, you know, jerking my dick, oh, or taking long showers, crying yeah, uh, she'll start to like just chew at the corner. Yeah, anxiously, I think, uh, but did he ever do it at your apartment complex? He did. You fucked up your floorboards. He, actually, he fucked up the. So you see the door how it goes like the floorboard goes horizontal with the door, like the actual door trim, right, yeah, the framing around it. He fucking chewed like the first foot of the of it from the ground and like.
Speaker 1:I remember like having to lie to my apartment lady because I hadn't paid a pet deposit me neither, because I was here's the thing. Right, I got this dog two months before I was about to move out, yeah, and it was like a 400 pet deposit or something right, and I was like I am not gonna pay four hundred dollars to have this dog here for a month and a half, right? And so immediately this dog like fucking chewed the wall and chewed the fucking, the, the trimming of the door, and I was literally like fuck, I tried to fix it on my own right. How about? How well, I just tried to take it and basically like sand it down because it wasn't, it was, it wasn't horrible, right, but I sanded it down and then I tried to use a little bit of wood filler to go over it, but you could clearly see it was eaten, that like that. It was different, at least you know, and it didn't look natural by any means, but it did.
Speaker 1:I did paint it and you know, I tried to fill it and, you know, make it look as good as I could. What is wood filler? Is it like a paste? Yeah, kind of similar. And then just like, yeah, but to be honest with you, I I probably shouldn't have even used that, to be honest, because it it looked worse, it looked different. Yeah, you know, it looked different than a baseboard, because a baseboard is not wood, right? Well, it's like, it's like or some sandalwood, it's like, fucking, some weird composite sort of material that is made of wood, but it is not just a piece of wood. Yeah, it's like all the leftovers of wood that they compact down and, yeah, use whatever's left over.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I tried to fix it didn't really look good, but our, what was your eye? Our, um, that I fucked it up, moving out which was not, which was not the truth. I tripped and fell in like eight half of the floorboard. Yeah, and it sucks because I'm I'm not good at lying and like I had to like lie in this situation and I was like I don't even know. And it sucks because I'm I'm not good at lying and like I had to like lie in this situation and I was like I don't even know and I was like I hope she doesn't ask me too many follow-up questions, she's the dog in the back window because she's gonna fucking start poking holes in my theory and like like she was actually so cool this chick? Because she was always. She was always really nice.
Speaker 1:I had, like, multiple conversations is this the hot one? She was no, okay, because you said you had a hot girl that worked in the office. No, then moved into your apartment, right? No, that was. That was a lady that had just started working there and that, uh, that, yeah, just started working there when we were leaving and, uh, we had seen her the like the second time we went in there. I remember being like, hey, keegan, you should go and hit on this lady because she's cute. And I was like, fuck, I can't afford to move out, otherwise I would. And you were, uh, you were looking around at the time, so, uh. So I ended up, uh, I ended up just talking with her and like, uh, not not her, but the initial lady that like she was like a, she was in her like mid 40s whatever, like middle-aged lady and uh, super nice, really sweet and um and like, when I went and told her about it, she was like, honestly, like she was like as long as it's nothing like catastrophic, right, like she was like I'm, she was like, don't even worry about it.
Speaker 1:Like she was like you've actually been like one of the sweeter tenants that we've had here. Every time you've come in, you've been very respectful and you've been very nice, and we really appreciate that, because that's not always the case here. And so she was like so, as long as nothing's like catastrophically ruined in your apartment, you're getting your deposit back, because I think that you've been a very, very nice tenant, good boy, yeah, exactly, basically. And then your little butt started wagging and you're like I am a good boy. And then I was like yeah, now give me a treat Peanut butter, let me lick it off your pussy. Ew, keegan, sorry, out of line. Well, I mean mean not you, it's a long also, but also out of line, it's, it's not gonna happen. It's line, adjacent, it is line, it's parallel to the line, it's a different line. But, um, yeah, I ended up, uh, getting my deposit back, thankfully, because, uh, he fucking, he fucked up that, that chewing, that, uh, that trim.
Speaker 1:And internally, when she was like, as long as it's nothing like really bad, and I was like it was not it's bad, it's bad. For sure you should replace those, for sure it's bad, but I don't know about really bad. And, in all honesty, if you like, if you knew what you were doing and you knew how to replace floorboards and stuff like it, it wouldn't have been that big of a deal. And floorboards are inexpensive too. Yeah, and it's not. It's not hard work, yeah, but uh, but it is something. But I don't know how to do that. Or else I would have just replaced the whole fucking floorboard right there, because you can't replace just one.
Speaker 1:And they have like the special, like if it's an apartment complex, they probably buy their uh, whatever in bulk. It's not called a floorboard, it's called something else, right, I don't know. They buy their trim and in bulk, so, trim you, you would replace it, but you'd replace it with a different pattern, probably, you know, like a slightly different pattern and it would look dumb, but anywho. So, yeah, you lied to him. That's cool. I lie, I haven't paid my pet deposit either, and I'm. I did that before I renewed my lease, so I was like I'm gonna be here another year, I'm not gonna pay the pet deposit again. Did she chew on the floorboards and stuff nibbled? She nibbled on them. Yeah, it's not bad though, okay, no, it's not. It's annoying to me, yeah, because I'm like, hey, bitch, don't do that shit. But it's not. It's not deal-breaking, uh, but I pretty much.
Speaker 1:My apartment complex is so dog friendly. They built a dog park in there. They replaced all. They recently just replaced all, like the corners of the lots with fake grass and doggy poo stations, uh, and everybody has dogs there, so I'm like I can fly under the radar. Which are, which is fire, by the way, the the little poo stations. Yeah, free poop bags. Our hoa put them up around the around the block. So on our walk there, even in the neighborhood here, there's a. There are little like little poop things, but our neighbors don't fucking use them because they're at dickheads. That's what I'm saying, bro. I'm like there'll be poop right next to it. I'm like you couldn't pick up. We're about to get into some real neighborhood beef that I have here. There's a dog in this neighborhood.
Speaker 1:Do you know that shits on the bushes and it pisses me off, dude, like, like, like, like on top of the bushes, like if, if we went on a walk around the block on our usual thing, you would notice on all these little small bushes, there is a dog that is taking shits on every one of these bushes and all I can think is who the fuck is this guy? Who is this guy that just like watches his dog take a shit on the bush and then laughs and carries on? I'll fucking stab you in the chest right now, dude. I'd laugh the first time, maybe the second time, but maybe even the third time. I'm like look this dog like shitting on bushes. Dude, it kills me.
Speaker 1:Because I took a fucking walk, like just this last month, and as I'm taking the walk, I'm looking in every fucking single little bush. It's me, dude, there's a fucking shit on. And I was like dude, this is like this means, for for fucking weeks, your dog has been pooping on every little bush in this fucking complex, in our fucking neighborhood and you're just fucking like laughing and walking away. I'm like I'm gonna fuck this dude up if I find him, bro, like you. Fucking funny. No, it's fucking not, dude, because I'm walking around and I'm like dude, I don't look at your fucking dog shit, pick up your fucking dog poop, pick up your dog's poop and you pick up shit off the bush.
Speaker 1:It's falling through the leaves. No, I swear, keegan, it's a solid pile. It's falling through the leaves. No, I swear, keegan. Nice, solid pile, it's a solid job. It sits on top of the bush. It'd be so easy to pick up.
Speaker 1:And I'm sitting here like dude, like pick up your fucking dog's poop off this bush. You're pissing me off. Oh man, my dog likes to shit on pavement because she'll shit on my patio, right. So anytime I'm on a walk, she likes to just shit right on the sidewalk and that pisses me off because I'm like dude, I can't get a clean fucking pickup off that. All the time, even with solid shits, I'm like you're leaving behind poop residue on the sidewalk. Somebody's going to step on that. Somebody's going to step on that? Yeah, for sure. But you know, I started moving her off into the thing mid poop, off into the grass or the rocks or what have you, and she's been doing a little bit better, but she's still she's. She's a, she's a concrete shitter dude. She shit on your patio a couple times. Yeah, she did.
Speaker 1:Grass is right there, it's okay. I wasn't, I wasn't too offended about it, you know, I just picked it up, picked it up and sprayed it off. You know, like, don't be, don't be shitting there. Yeah, yeah. So, and that's why I've been trying to dogs are peculiar walker and more grassy areas, because I'm like, hey, if you shit here, I'll give you a little treat. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1:Uh, one thing that, uh, that could help is if you just uh I mean it's probably not going to be very useful right now while you live in an apartment and stuff, uh, but when you, when you do have uh like a house and stuff, like in this economy, yeah, uh, eventually, when that happens, um, you can, uh, you can take the poops and put them on the grass, uh, so that she gets the message like oh, I'm supposed'm supposed to poop here. I did that for a little bit because I do have like a grass pad on my patio, so anytime she'd shit, I'd like pick it up and put it on the grass pad. Yeah, just to be like hey, please, please, shit here. Yeah, it did not take. I did that for like a month. Yeah, just picking up her shit every day, not even throwing it away, just moving it to the grass.
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Speaker 1:The dogs are acting up out there. I can hear it. I can hear. I can hear mano doing fighting for her life. Fighting for her life, dude, fighting for her right to party. The dogs are probably having a good time, though, though I love bringing her over here, dude. I love that our dogs are best friends. That's so fucking cool. It's nice because I don't feel as bad.
Speaker 1:I have an Australian Shepherd and his energy output is very high. He needs a lot of stimulation or else he gets sad and you can clearly see it, and that is not a good feeling to watch your dog clearly be sad because he wants to be like, uh, herding sheep and you live in the desert with no sheep and uh. So, uh, it's nice to to have her come over, because even last week, dude, they played hard as fuck for like an hour and 15 minutes and he was like tired the next day, like, because usually he comes up to me multiple times throughout the day, like if I'm sitting in like the music studio and I'm like sitting there working on a song or maybe I'm playing a video game, whatever. He'll come up to me and he'll just like, like get up next to me, and he'll give me that. Look like, please, dude, I'm fucking bored right now. Like can we do something? And I'm like I have to like I'm working on something, like I'm working on something or I had a really long day. I want to play some games right now. Yeah, and I'm like, and I'm sitting there just like, like I've already thrown the ball for you a little bit this morning, you know, and and like I fucking I played with you we tug award, you know, like took you on a walk. But but when she comes over and they play hard as fuck for like an hour and 15 minutes, then like, then, like the next day after, he's like chilling, he's cold, chilling. He's like he'll sleep and he won't bother me. And he'll just like chill out. And I'm like, yes, this is sick, won't bother me. And he'll just like chill out. And I'm like, yes, this is sick. That's why I was kind of eager to do it a little early today is because she'll leave me alone for the rest of the day. Now, yeah, I'll take her home and she'll, she'll just pass out next to me while I play my games and chill and have a good night. Otherwise, I gotta like take her on a walk at 2 am, yeah, because that's one. It's starting to get warm out, so I don't, I don't, like she's a long haired dog. You got to get some booties for her, oh, so you can take her on a walk. I can't wait to watch her do a dumb walk in those booties.
Speaker 1:What are you doing on a friday, saturday and sunday? Do you have working, working, working? Yeah, well, never mind. Then. Do you work during night time or daytime? Night night on all of them? Mm-hmm, what's up? Dude, let's go run the dogs at the dog park, because, mano's, I'm down, not the dog park. Let's go to like Desert Breeze where they have that big open grass field. Yeah, and I just love to throw a ball and watch Lila go. Yeah, dude, she goes.
Speaker 1:We'll go in like the middle of the day on friday, yeah, mano, uh, mano is gonna be gone for the the weekend. She's gonna be on like a bachelor's, like a girl's trip or whatever, and, uh, bachelorette, yeah, bachelorette, and a little girl's trip or whatever. So she's gonna be gone and so I'm sitting here like I'm gonna have to like run this dog before I go to work so that I don't feel like shit, cause he's at home with all this energy and nothing to do, you know. So I'm like, on those three days, uh, uh, I'm going to try and take him to the park, or let's definitely take him on a run or something. You know, let's definitely do it Friday, uh, cause I don't work that day.
Speaker 1:I I'm not scheduled to work, but I'm working like a private event on the side, uh, where I get to just pour a bunch of whiskey and talk about whiskey with a bunch of I'm gonna assume they're whiskey, whiskey douches. Yeah, I'm going to the win and I'm gonna be pouring whiskey and talking about it and stuff like that. So I assume this is going to be kind of a douchey event, but it's always three hours a win at the win, you know, but it's only three hours and I get paid 250, so that's not bad. That's not bad, pretty good, that'll do. Yeah, uh, so we can do it that day, and then maybe sunday would be nice too, okay, uh, but yeah, desert, desert, breezes.
Speaker 1:What a park for dogs. Yeah, I don't like taking. I don't want to take her to a dog park though, are you taking? Are you talking about the soccer park, the one that like is in a bowl and stuff? No, the regular, the regular desert breeze park. They have that little plateau. It actually goes up, yeah, and then it's just like a big flat plateau of grass and I you can just throw a ball, far as fuck.
Speaker 1:Maybe Lila will teach Reese how to fetch how to fetch, because this dog, he runs and he does either two things he either runs and then he touches the ball, and as soon as he touches the ball, he's like I won, I did it, cool game, yeah, and then he runs away and he goes and does whatever else he wants, or he will run, he grabs it and then he brings it about a third of the way back to you and then drops the ball and runs back to you and he's like I did it. And you're like no, I mean like so close, but now leela, full-blown retriever dude, she retrieves that shit. You throw that ball. She's like I know what to do.
Speaker 1:We keep, we keep hoping that, from taking him to the dog park, that like he sees dogs that do that and he like absorbs it, like oh, this is like what you're supposed to do. Dogs are dumb dude. No, they, they, they'll pick up, they'll pick up on it. I swear, if I, I think if we did take them out and she started just going and bringing it back, and then if, especially if we gave her a treat, he'd be like what, I want a treat. Then you throw it and you fucking be like, bring that shit back. Then bitch, I think she's. And if he brought it back, then I'd be like all right, here's a treat. I think they'll probably, we'll try it, but we'll probably end up happening is they're both just going to get too excited to play with each other that they're not going to give a single fuck about that ball, maybe.
Speaker 1:But yeah, dude, doggy, play date. Yeah, tire those fuckers out. I love tiring those fuckers out. Yeah, me too, especially. We're trying to get Reese to lose a little weight right now. Yeah, that'll be good for him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll never get another puppy as long as I'm in the power to make that decision, I think it'll be a decent amount of time before we get a puppy too. Even if I have kids and my kids are like we want a puppy, I'll be like you can get fucked. I could see myself like adopting, like, uh, like an, like a one or two, like one or two year old dog, yeah, like a younger dog, that's fine, you know. And like not a puppy. But yeah, I don't want to, I don't want to do a puppy anymore.
Speaker 1:But lila is my first puppy and, like I always wanted a puppy growing up because I'm like, oh, puppies are so cute and they are. They are so cute for like the first three months and then they're ugly teenagers for about a year and a half and then, uh, they're shitheads that whole time. Yeah, I feel like I'm I'm chilling on a puppy for now, because I feel like, eventually, whenever I have a child, at a certain point you know you're gonna have that child. Be like, please, a puppy, yeah, and I'm like I'm such a sucker because all they'll have to do is just like, ask me sweetly and I'll be like you know what? We can get a puppy, baby, we'll get a puppy for you.
Speaker 1:What if you have an ugly kid, though? What if your kid comes out kind of ugly? Isn't it going to be easier to say no, it's just not going to be possible with me and Mano freaking beautiful children, sure, but like what if something goes wrong and you have an ugly baby, and then you're like, oh, I could say no to this one. Well, then I'll say yes, because they're ugly, right, and I said you're gonna, you're gonna feel even worse. Yeah, you can have a puppy, your bag, you can have two.
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