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Ep. 126 | Operation Midnight
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Welcome to you. Got Mail, the manliest podcast on the internet. That was really good man, that was really good. That was really good on my spine. Why don't you take that stupid little cock out then? Keegan, it's not stupid, it's smart. It's a smart little weenie. Smart little weiner. You're a friggin' smart little weaner. You still do the intro? Yeah, all right, welcome to you. Got Mail, the manliest podcast on the internet. You're kicking back with Keegan, norm and Zach. Nope, no, no. You're Dan silly, keegan, dan and Zach. Yeah, in. No, you're Dan silly, keegan, dan and Zach. Yeah, in that order. Yeah, okay, no, norm tonight. I'm here tonight. Things are far from the Norm tonight. There we go. He's here in spirit. That was good Because Norm's not here.
Speaker 1:I brought Pendleton Midnight. Pendleton was one of my favorite whiskeys for a while. It's a Canadian whiskey. I've never had the midnight. So here we are, we're going to have it together. Is it Canadian? Yeah, it's a Canadian whiskey. What? Okay, cool, and it's fish.
Speaker 1:What makes a Canadian whiskey? Yeah, what makes a whiskey Canadian? Eh, I don't know. What makes a whiskey Canadian? Eh, I don't know. I was asking, seriously asking being made in Canada. That's it. They don't have as many strict rules like bourbon and rye and all that dumb shit.
Speaker 1:Not a big fan, but uh, yeah, this is dedicated to the Bronco. That couldn't be bested. Though the best tried this bucking horse never met a cowboy. That couldn't be bested though the best tried this bucking horse never met a cowboy. He couldn't toss. A true inspiration for this premium blend of whiskey finished in American brandy barrels. Man, that horse sure loved eating ass, but hear this Revel in the deep, rich flavor of this high-proof tribute to the coal-colored bronc that will forever stand for the wild spirit of the American West. Thank you, canada. Thanks Canada, for representing the American West. That's fucking hilarious. Cool you guys.
Speaker 1:You want some? Yeah, I also brought New Belgium, which is one of my favorites. Yeah, it's just a beer. I'm going to have a beer, and a what kind of beer is it? A Belgian, a dark ale? It's a Belgian. It's an enlightened dark ale. Enlightened dark ale, interesting, not going to lie. When I picked it up I think it's just said triple. Well, that's my favorite beer. I thought this was that and it's not. That's okay. How do you feel about this one? It's dark, it's enlighteningly dark. I don't know if that's contradictory, but a surprisingly bright taste and a dry chocolatey finish. Yeah, I get chocolate, but not like good chocolate.
Speaker 1:You want me to open it? Yeah, where's the bottle opener? I got one on this Puerto Rican keychain right here. I thought those were twist-offs. Did you just use your microphone? He was gonna. I'm pretty sure he did. He pretty much did. He broke the seal with it. He broke the seal with it. He broke the seal with it. He didn't get the cap all the way off. Anything's in my foot, not a bottle cap. We'll find it. Yeah, we'll find it. I told Dan I was going to touch him if I had whiskey. I didn't even have whiskey yet and I'm already touching him.
Speaker 1:This is pretty good. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, this isn't bad at all. It's like it's chocolatey in the way that it's like bitter, like a dark chocolate. It tastes like a bad chocolate, which makes for a good beer. Yeah, terrible chocolate, good beer. That's a really good beer actually. Yeah, I enjoy that. I'm not hating. That's like what I want to drink when I'm watching sports. Really, yeah, I want to drink the lightest, shittiest beer possible when I'm watching sports If I'm watching live sports.
Speaker 1:Honestly, lately I've been drinking Twisted Teas. Ooh, no, those are gas, they're not carbonated. Yeah, you don't get all bloated Mm-hmm and you just drink a whole bunch. They have the Bomb flavor now, so good, oh my god. So it really does taste like a bomb pop. Oh my god, doesn't it? It's a twisted tea, but it's bomb pop flavor. Wow, I don't know if we've had those on here, but we've had them at. We've had twisted tea on here before. Regular ones we like to. Half and half is great too. Oh, like the lemonade iced tea one, the Arnie Palmy's that they make. Do you mind if I open this? Go ahead.
Speaker 1:When we do like guys' nights, we always have like something to Guys' night, guys' night, friday nights. That sounds fun, dude, they were game nights but we stopped playing games. It'd be awesome to be invited. You're invited. It's at like it usually starts at like midnight. Well, I don't get off work till seven. Yeah, there you go. Uh, well, then I'll include you in the rest. Uh, but we do guys nights and we always bring something that's super easy to shotgun and it usually ends up being twisted tea or the other one. What's the other one?
Speaker 1:Lipton, lipton makes one. It, lipton, lipton makes one. It's so good. I like Lipton tea. It tastes exactly like that. Well then, I probably will like that. You'll probably like it. It'd be weird if I didn't.
Speaker 1:Shall I please, zachary? Yeah, sure, go ahead. Sorry, I had to take a piss. Now I'm going to pour Zach's whiskey. I'll take some of that piss though.
Speaker 1:All right, a strong smell, but let's see how it tastes. It's like super easy to drink Whiskey, and a beer with my two favorite queers is what I like to say. That is super easy to drink. It smells harsher than it tastes. For sure. I know you guys aren't gay, so how do you know that? Oh, hmm, I wasn't prepared for a follow-up question. Hmm, so, dan's, here I am, dan, dan, dan, dan, I was so excited when I saw that you were coming. Actually I was like I actually got excited when norm said he couldn't make it. I was like, great, we got dan, that's fine. I was like, great, you stay home and do whatever.
Speaker 1:Norm missed this episode so he could. First of all, we didn't record last week because norm went to a concert and had to pick up a shift and then zach and I just didn't. I totally recording. I totally understand the concert thing, right, yeah, 100, and I'm cool with it and it's fine taking a week off. Uh, however, this week he was like oh, now I gotta go on a date with my wife, and I was like, I just went on a date with my wife.
Speaker 1:How was it? Where'd you go? Yeah, saturday we went to pop stroke. Oh cool, how is it? Nice dude, super packed, but awesome. Yeah, it was awesome. Great food, good atmosphere. Well, I wouldn't say the menu's small, but usually small menus lend themselves to the food being a better quality. Yeah, yeah, because they don't have to do so much. But, um, the food was good and the atmosphere was really good. I don't know, it was just packed. Yes, like we played.
Speaker 1:There's two different courses and they're both 18 holes. Damn, um, huge. Yeah, um, it's all pretty compact though, though. Easy course, difficult course we started out with a difficult one. We had to stand in line for like 15 minutes until it was our turn to go, and then, if you're behind like a larger group, obviously you kind of got to wait, but it was really fun. And then we got in line for the easy course after we ate. Then we sat down and ate and then we went to the easy course and we got stuck behind a group of like eight frat dudes, oh fuck. And then in front of them was a group of like six like emo dudes all right, they sound cool, yeah. And then, like the frat guys were like taking it way too serious, yeah, as they do. Yeah, so dumb ass frat guys. Yeah, if you're in a frat, kill yourself. But other than other than that, it was pretty cool.
Speaker 1:They have their own like lager. It's like a pop stroke lager. It's decent, huh, but yeah. And then they have the Cali Creamin. There we go. I love those Orange Dream Sickle. Now we're talking oh, my, on tap, hell, yeah, yeah, so good.
Speaker 1:So they have like a bar there. There's a bar in the center, but it doesn't have all of the options. There's three bars. There's one in the center of the golf course, then there's one like where you check out so you can literally like hey, two people playing, we want a day pass. It's like 40 bucks per person, but you can come and go as you please, and it's in town square, so there's plenty of shopping and all that stuff. You go catch a movie, come back, play some more, whatever, it doesn't matter, uh. But as you check out they're like do you want to drink, like right there. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, like as you check, like as you're leaving, so I pay. No, as you check out, like so, pay for a two people. Yeah, we want to play. I swipe my card and they're like do you want to drink right right now? Hell, yeah, dude, what do you think I'm doing? Playing mini golf. I was like, yeah, I do.
Speaker 1:And then I saw the Cali cream and I was like, did you win? Did you beat your wife? I beat her severely on a difficult course and then we were doing stroke play for the first one, so smallest, smallest number of strokes wins at the end. Right, I beat her. She was like 38 over par and I was like 16 over par women, yeah, not even close. But then the next one, after I had a few too many drinks, yeah, uh, and I was all aggravated because of the frat boys in front of us. Yeah, she started beating because then we were doing like play I guess it was more so skins, but with points instead of money and she ended up beating me. We only made it to like the eighth hole and then I was like we got to go. If we don't leave now, I'm going to shoot these guys in front of me. Yeah, it was pretty tough.
Speaker 1:It was going to be 19 holes, really cool. I want to do it. I want to go. Let there's going to be 19 holes Really cool. I want to do it. I want to go. Let me rephrase I want to go to Popstroke with you guys too. I want to do it with you guys. Fuck, yeah, dude, I'll do it with you anytime. Brother, yeah, that sounds fun as fuck.
Speaker 1:I love mini golf and we've only ever had like the Kiss mini golf, which I did a couple times. But you know you can only do it a couple times before. You're like I'm tired of listening to all this kiss and all these neon lights. I just want a classic, good, old-fashioned. Wait, are the holes cool, or is it all like a golf course? Or do they have like a windmill and obstacles and shit? No, it's nothing weird like that, it's just like a golf course, but it's like difficult but tiny. Yeah, cool, tiny. Yeah, there's like really steep like mountains that you got to hit the ball up and stuff right, but it's not like you're. They got like a course or like hit it through the tube and hopefully it pops out the right end at the other side. No, it's not like that. It's straight up mini golf. Yeah, but with difficulties.
Speaker 1:Putt for dough, yep, driver show putt for dough, that's what they say. Just putting for dough out there on the pop stroke course and just like, uh, real golf. My long game is pretty good, but my short game sucks. Well, the whole thing is short game, yeah, no, but the long putt at the beginning, ah, that one's, that one's, come on, it's putt, putt, it scales, yeah, yeah. So the my first, my t-shot would be outstanding, and then I would just suck after that but still beat my wife and then she beat me. So rematch in the works. Yeah, man, cheers to beating your wife. I haven't tried this. I could be taken out of context. Nah, it's fine. Uh, zach, what was your date night with your wife? Uh, we actually just, uh, stayed home. We took the dog to the dog park and fucking, oh, yesterday, yeah, yesterday, is that fun? And then, uh, yeah, yeah, it's pretty fun, he's uh, actually.
Speaker 1:I saw reese uh hump his first dog yesterday and I was like, oh, dude, I didn't get him a beer, dude, he was losing it, bro, it was actually. It was hilarious. We thought that he was just trying to herd this other dog because he was getting like fucking neurotic and he was whining and then fucking I'm about to fuck Bursting out left to right and then all of a sudden he just mounted him and started humping and I was like what is he doing right now? Bros, I had to go fucking. Hey, reese, quit fucking. You know, didn't you say that there was like a three-way dog fucking going on at some point? Yeah, tell me about that in detail. At a certain point, uh, reese started trying to hump this dog. This dog was just taking it and then, fucking, another dog hopped on reese and then, like all of us owners were like all right, all right, all right enough with the fucking cool, like cool it.
Speaker 1:You know, I'm starting to think that dog parks like I've never been to one because I don't have a dog you could just go. It's just like a dog orgy. Just show up and talk to people. They're like which one's yours? None of them actually. Just like watching them, fuck. Just like watching them, fuck. Do you think that you could get that little one to fuck that big one over there? They're like what is wrong with you? And I was like I don't know these places are free. I don't know. I'm struggling for cash right now. I can't go to the schools anymore. Got to resort to dog parks. Yeah, they have separate parks for small dogs and large dogs, so I don't know how likely that is to happen happen, but there is also, I guess, a dog park for all of them. Um, yeah, that's cool. It's like the pro level dog park. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, but zach and I zach turned me on to this dog park and then, uh, the dog park turned me on, uh, and I brought lila and, uh, it's just great. It's great.
Speaker 1:Every dog that I've met loves my dog, even despite the mutation, despite the freakazoid bump. I'm not gonna lie. That knocked her down like three notches in my book, like immediately. Yeah, she'll be cuter when I get it removed. Oh, you're gonna get it removed, oh for sure, thank god. She's a freak. Yeah, I don't. You can't love a freak, absolute mutant. No, no, no, I don't know how you let that in your house if, if you have a deformity, something's wrong with you and you aren't loved as much. Yeah, like your genetic code got messed up. Yeah, something's wrong there.
Speaker 1:Actually, genetically inferior, like people with lazy eyes. Ew, you know, yeah, just like look straight with both eyes at the same time. It's not that hard. I do it all the time and I can even go like lazy eyed if I wanted to. Yeah, it's, it's so you can go straight. I don't so you can go fuck yourself. Is what I'm hearing? Yeah, lazy eyed people, but yeah, no, I took her to the vet and I was like hey, uh, can you remove this bump?
Speaker 1:And the vet I could tell she was just having a shit day. That day like that was yeah, like she came in to grab my dog and like her scrubs were all just dirty and mangled and it was like 10 am. So I was like, oh, she just started and these dogs are fucking her up, um, and I was like, hey, can you remove that thing on the top of her head while you're giving her her shots or her vaccines? And she was like yeah, and then she comes out and she's like, uh, it's fine, if you just keep fucking with it, it'll go away. And I was like what? She was like, yeah, and then just kind of left.
Speaker 1:So I've been like playing with it and shit, and it's still there. Yeah, I've touched it a lot. It's like a, so it's like a skin tag, I think. But you can like sometimes, sometimes you can like. You can like pull little pieces. No, no, no, you don't, you don't pull it. No, I eat them. You know? No, you don't, you don't, you don't pull it. No, you know, no, you don't, you don't eat them. But even the fact that you pull them off, that's nasty. Yeah, well, she said, play with it and it'll go away.
Speaker 1:So I was like playing with it. And then, like a little flake came off and I was like, hmm, and then I pulled off a bigger flake and then it started bleeding a little bit. And I was bleeding a little bit and I was like, oh no, I can't pull these off. And then I pulled off a couple more. She wasn't crying, she was like she doesn't. I don't even think she can feel it up there. Yeah, yeah, but I'm gonna. And then I I have a cigar cutter at home I'm so tempted to just like, right after I, right after I circumcise myself, I'm gonna go right for her thing. That way we can both be in pain together. Don't do that. Don't do that. All right, dude.
Speaker 1:Hey, I saw this really cool video the other day I want to show you guys. Is it going to be gross? Not a bad, a different kind of gross. Sure, yeah, like, like that kind of gross. It's. Uh, someone's taking a shot of fireball out of this guy's foreskin. I've seen that video before. Uh, I wish I didn't. But, and, honestly, the the grossest part about it is that it's fireball. Yeah, you know, you gotta know that fireball is just lighting up that pee hole. You know Real good, you know really getting it burning.
Speaker 1:Do you think you know how, if you like soak a tampon in vodka and put it in your ass, you get drunk hella quick? Do you think you get drunk quicker from pouring fireball in your urethra? I slam my penis in the car door. Well, Maybe I don't know Very well you could, you could could release my area of expertise. Yeah, bro, you've never done it.
Speaker 1:I thought of all the people on this podcast and they. Maybe you would have put some some booze in your pee hole, in my pee hole, yeah, maybe, no, no, one time I put an airsoft bb in my pee hole and then I squeezed it till it went all right. Please tell me that that's a joke. Uh, yeah, that's a joke. Okay, thank god, yeah, I made that up. I don't think I could fit an airsoft bb in there because my my pee hole's tight, dude. All right, keegan, some of y? Y'all got loose urethras, but not me. Baby Keegan, the tight pee hole man, maybe a metal BB? Those are smaller, that's fine. So someone else talk now.
Speaker 1:Honestly, don't know where to go from there. I don't understand. Yeah, man, I left it pretty open, Not your pee hole. No, damn right, damn right, dan. What have you been up to, buddy? How's work been? How's the wife? How are the kids? You went on a date, keegan. Before we get to that, dan, dan, what's up buddy? What have you been up to? Nothing, that's what's up Nothing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like all of January I didn't even talk to people. So it was fun for me, that's the best. It was so good, isn't it? It's the best, isn't it nice? Yeah, people were like, hey, come out and I'm like like I'm just not gonna even respond to. That's good. No making up excuses or nothing, just no response, which is honestly a lot easier. It's so easy, uh it. It doesn't work for me because people are like, oh, you just ghosted me, and then they get mad at me and I'm like. I just didn't feel like talking to anybody that day. Yeah, you know. Yeah, so I did that for like a month. I played video games for the first time in over a month.
Speaker 1:Yesterday, what you playing? I was playing hockey. Chill, bro, chill, let's talk hockey, not like really. But who's taking it? Slapshot? Who's taking the cup this year? Baby? I'd like the Rangers. Yeah, I was going for the Bruins, but I think they Are they out today.
Speaker 1:Did they lose? I don't know, today was their game. If they lost, they're done. I think the Knights are going to win it all. Yeah, okay, that'd be cool. Is my Zen over there? Your Zen's right behind that bowl of ice? Buddy, that bowl of ice. Why don't you suck on that thing for about five minutes and then spit it in my mouth? Buddy, they did win today, so it's three to two. Share some of the flavor and the stars are kicking ass. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Florida or the Rangers? Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Florida or the Rangers? Yeah, it's going to East Coast, though. East Coast has the better hockey teams. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because of all that damn ice they've got out there. Yeah, on the East Coast. Yeah, well, you know, when you grow up in a cold climate, you know you do cold shit Like Florida, which is crazy, that Vegas was ever. You know, when you grow up in a cold climate, you know you do cold shit Like Florida, which is crazy, that Vegas was ever. I mean, nobody from our team is really from Vegas. I think Colsar is.
Speaker 1:I couldn't confirm or deny that. I don't know. I hate him. You don't like Keegan. I love him, but I only like him because his name's Keegan. Yeah, absolute waste of space. All right, all right, that's enough slander of my name that I'll have at this podcast. Also, beat me at hockey, which is fine.
Speaker 1:There was that and I was going to say something else and I don't remember where I was going. Yeah, that's that one, that's that one. Hey, did you guys know that Alaska is twice the size of Texas? I feel like I've heard that before, but I still don't believe it, right? No, that's fucking crazy. Twice the size. That makes sense to me. Over twice the size. I always thought of Alaska as this little tiny thing connected to Canada. No, it's huge, it's a really big thing. Connected to Canada, that big Canada. No, it's huge, it's a really big thing. Connected to Canada. That big On a map? Yeah, on a map. Yeah, it's about that big.
Speaker 1:I looked at a picture of it compared to the continental US and it was like it took up like damn near half our country. Look at that shit, isn't that wild. Yeah, I don't agree though. No, that's not right, uh-uh. Also, texas is way more centered on the US than I thought it was. I thought Texas was like right here, for reference for those listening at home, he pointed a little to the left. He pointed smack dab in New Mexico. I thought Texas was New Mexico. No, I knew the shape of Texas. I just thought that it was over there. I thought it was just that way a little bit. Yeah, I'm definitely thinking of Texas, wrong, no, and Alaska, just so you know, is not in the middle of the United States, it's all the way up here. But it's huge dude. Is that where Texas is in that picture? Well, but it's huge dude. Is that where Texas is in that picture? Well, now Texas is in Alaska. Yeah, I just Googled Alaska, bigger than Texas. That's the last thing I've Googled on my phone.
Speaker 1:I think mine was what rashes can adults get on their bum? Do you have a rash on your bum. Yeah, what kind of rash is it? I don't know yet. Didn't get an answer. Not a lot of research, None of the pictures look like my butthole. It's on your butthole, that's great. I was imagining your butt cheeks for some reason. Okay, so it's like it's not on my butthole, it's more so in my gooch, says Dan. He's wearing a little shot of whiskey. Direct quote Put that on a hat. I wear it. Yeah, not on my butthole, but my gooch.
Speaker 1:I lost my second favorite hat. What does it say? Regular guy, I think I've worn it on here before. I think you have too. Bummer, where'd you lose it? I wish I knew what's your first favorite hat. It was my snapback, my green snapback hat. Do you still have that one? No, I lost it.
Speaker 1:You lost your first and your second favorite hat. Yeah, how's your third doing? It's dirty. You should just lose it. Yeah, but it's hard to find hats for my head. Why? Because I have a low crown and large ears. A low crown and large ears, this man is. What is the crown? It's like the top of your head. Oh, it's low, but my ears are big. So, like normal hats, push my ears down or stick up off my head. Huh, it's like normal hats push my ears down or stick up off my head. Huh, it's like dad. Hats are pretty good for me. Yeah, me too, which my regular guy hat was a dad hat. Yeah, and then that snapback was just perfect. Yeah, I only wear dad.
Speaker 1:I lost it to a good cause, though. Go on, I threw it on the ice during a marcia's hat trick while I was sitting on the glass. It's a great time to lose your hat, yeah, and like the boards behind. So this was during playoffs last year. No, it was this season, but the glass behind the goalie is obviously taller than along the sides, and I was off to like the right corner, so I had to throw my hat on this angle and have it curve onto the ice. All those years of disc golf really came in handy.
Speaker 1:I know it's on Instagram, the video of you tossing that hat. I think I've seen it. I watched it and then, as I turned around, another hat hit me square in the head. Oh, it's a free hat, but it turned out it was a child's hat. But it turned out it was a child's hat and he's a little pussy and couldn't throw it onto the ice. So I grabbed it and it was a Stanley Cup champions hat and I gave it to my daughter, nice, okay, so you did keep the hat, yeah. The one that hit me in the face, yeah, fuck, yeah, fuck. Yeah, dude, I was wearing this really nice Golden Knights blazer too. I was sitting in my boss's seats, saw that video. You looked very icy, if I say so myself, and that's not a little hockey pun that I just threw in there, dripped out for sure. Not a hockey pun, because they don't do that. No, I was sick. It was like probably my third favorite moment in my life the birth of your child and the day you got married. Yeah, it says that all on the same Instagram post. Oh, all right, yeah, it's all there. Cool, oh yeah, cool yeah.
Speaker 1:Speaking of little kids, I saw a little kid driving here today on the corner, zach, right by your house, and he was selling lemonade, and if I had time, I would have pulled over and I would have loved to buy lemonade off of that kid, because I think that's adorable. He's there every fucking day. Bro, that's a hustle lemonade. You ever buy some? No, I haven't. Bro, you got to support that kid. Support your local business owners.
Speaker 1:Man, I don't want no lemon. Now, that's his money dog. I mean it's probably shitty lemonade, but like I don't want no. Well, we don't know that because you didn't, I didn't try it. I should just go up there and be like do you make this lemonade? Do you use fresh lemon juice and raw cane sugar or are you just trying to serve me fucking like the lemonade, like the powdered lemonade? Is this powdered lemonade? Swill? Is this powdered lemonade? Because I don't want that. I want fresh lemonade. Fuck that kid. And until you can upgrade the quality of your lemonade, you won't be getting my business. That's right. I'll give you a hundred dollars to never sell me this bullshit again. That'll be a good lesson for that young boy. Mom, I need to start making fresh lemonade, because some people in this world have taste mother and can't be drinking this crunchy country crock swine.
Speaker 1:Looking fucking lemonade that's powdered disgusting. Yeah. When's the last time you saw powdered lemon? Honestly, though, that powdered lemonade. It raised me and it's pretty good. It raised me and it's pretty good.
Speaker 1:So so I'm just joshing, you know, just joshing this. I don't know man. I kind of like where you're going. Fuck that kid. Yeah, well, I mean, definitely the lemonade, fresh sex with him. But to have sex with him, but that's what you were thinking, right, you were saying no, no, no. I'm just saying no. Fuck him and his dreams, dude. You think he's going to hustle me on lemonade? Yeah, nah, two bucks a cup. Remember when it was 50 cents? Dude, if he starts rolling out there with it's not like I don't have any, like lemon Lemonade can be good.
Speaker 1:Yep, kool-aid is Kool-Aid, kool-aid like. I know what I'm getting. Yeah, it's like Taco Bell. When I go to Taco Bell, I know what I'm signing up for Baja Blast. I will say, like Chiba Hut, they do Kool-Aid good. You think that they put laxatives in their Baja Blast? What, what? I haven't been thinking about this.
Speaker 1:Did you shit yourself after having Taco Bell, don't you? Well, yeah, but I don't think it's the Baja Blast, I think it's the Taco Bell. Do you get a Baja Blast every time you go to Taco Bell? I don't. What the fuck? I don't. I almost never, actually, I don.
Speaker 1:I don't drink a lot of soda, man. Oh, ask me the other day, it's not soda, it's baja blast. What is it? It's baja blast. Oh, it's its own category, asked me the other day. She was like what's that? One flavor of like mountain dew that's at like taco bell, and I was like baja blast. And she was all like oh, yeah, that's the one. And I was all like disappointed. What do you fucking mean? What's the flavor of baja blast? Honestly, I didn't even know that it was mound dude till right now. Yeah, yeah, that's baja blast, baby.
Speaker 1:Uh, you need to marry that woman so you can divorce her right away. No, I'm not gonna divorce her, okay, at least not right away. But but I'm gonna. I'm gonna try and see if maybe she wants a baja blast. I'm trying. Maybe you know what's a baja blast. Maybe she'd try. What's a push? I'm trying. Maybe you know what's a Baja Blast. Maybe she'd try it. What's a Push, pop? Yeah, that's wild, bro. I might fucking just swing up on a Baja Blast soon. It's actually been so long since I've had a Baja Blast.
Speaker 1:Let's fucking, let's end the podcast and go get a Baja Blast. Well, I was going on the podcast, didn't you? No, no, no, okay, well, we did, we, I don't know. Hey, viewers, uh, or listeners, go, uh, figure that out. Um, weren't we?
Speaker 1:I have a problem with taco bell. Tell me about it much in the way that, like people that have gambling or alcohol addictions, have a problem when people mention Taco Bell. I have to get it. Okay, should we stop talking about it, or is it too late? No, I'm going to get Taco Bell on the way home. Yeah, it's too late, and I just had it yesterday. So what is?
Speaker 1:Some asshole at work was like should we get Taco Bell for lunch? And you're like fuck wanted, yeah, let's do taco bell. And then they changed their minds and ordered some other food. They were like do you want this? It was like rita's or something. Rivas, oh, mexican grill. Yeah. They were like, no, we're doing rivas instead. And I was like, fuck you, you're shitting on an american tradition by ordering rivas instead of taco bell. Yeah, and I got really mad, like it wasn't healthy that I actually had a genuine emotional reaction to them turning their back on Taco Bell for Rivas. And then I had to get it on the way home.
Speaker 1:Do you get the same shit every time or do you switch it up? Dude? I bounce back and forth between like three things. It's still only five ingredients in those same three things. It's still only five ingredients in those same three things. It was the steak quesadilla yeah, right, but it's always cheesy gordita crunch. Got to get two of those, okay, so I'm either getting two cheesy gordita crunches or I'm getting two spicy potato soft tacos. And then, now that they don't have the steak quesadilla anymore, I got to get the grilled cheese burrito.
Speaker 1:What's the difference between a quesadilla and a grilled cheese burrito? Quesadilla is a quesadilla, that is a burrito, right? Grilled cheese burrito has cheese melted to the outside of your burrito. I thought, okay, and the insides are different. Okay, but the grilled cheese burrito doesn't also have the insides are different. Okay, but the, the grilled cheese burrito doesn't also have cheese on the inside layer.
Speaker 1:Tortilla, cheese tortilla, yeah, filling. Okay. Quesarito, yeah. Grilled cheese burrito the bottom of it, cheese. It's like they make the burrito and then they melt cheese and drop a fucking burrito in there and roll it around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they I like that, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they I like that, yeah, yeah, I like that, it's good. I like that grilled cheese burrito yeah, yeah, it's good. I also like the quesarito, though I think I like the quesarito more.
Speaker 1:The steak do they still have it? Because last time, no, I don't think they have it, because I've been like Cantina menu bullshit. Yeah, they're trying to be healthy. Fuck off, you're Taco Bell. That's why we go to Taco Bell. You think I'm going there to be? No, if I wanted to be healthy, I'd eat anywhere other than Taco Bell.
Speaker 1:I want a Baja Blast so bad right now. Are you going to go get a Baja Blast right now? Oh, okay, all right. Yeah, if you do go get a Baja Blast, can I have two cheesy gordita crunches please? Yeah, and I'll take. Hey, look, you don't gotta check on the dog. Dog's checked on you. Make sure they didn't shit. Though Sometimes I bring my dog here and they get all riled up and then they just she shits and I feel bad because I'm in here doing nothing.
Speaker 1:I can understand that sentiment and she's out there being a menace, but we both agree that it's good for our dogs to socialize and party up, because then when I leave, when I leave, she's hella tired and he's hella tired, and then they just leave us the fuck alone for the rest of the day. That's good, yeah, yeah, I do the same thing with my kid. Yeah, you just like put her on play dates so that when she comes home she's tired as fuck. It's awesome. Having a dog is exactly like having a kid, and you can't tell me otherwise. I'm just kidding. There's a lot of similarities, yeah, but I do hate people that have like uh, it was Mother's Day yesterday. Oh, the dog moms.
Speaker 1:There were some single ladies that came into the bar throughout multiple points in the night and they sat down and they're like I'm a mom, I have a dog, and I was like shut the fuck up. Yeah, I was like I have a dog and I'm not celebrating Father's Day. Yeah, get the fuck up. Yeah, I was like I have a dog and I'm not celebrating father's day. Yeah, get fucked. You didn't push that dog out of your vagina. Same with people who adopt kids. You're not a mom, okay, oh, oh, now we disagree. Same thing, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I thought, thought about if I make it in life, adopting a teenager. How old A teenager? Like 13, young teenager, 14, whatever? Like a dude, a boy, you're in my world now. Yeah, boy, yeah, race what race do you want? You want a black kid? You want to own a black guy? Just all right, I answered it for you. That's fine.
Speaker 1:If I were to buy a kid, I'm thinking about it. Uh, man, here's the thing I couldn't buy a kid because I would never not make fun of that kid for being adopted. And I bought, fine, I would build character. Yeah, I mean, you know, if you're gonna be my kid, you better have a sense of humor. So better learn that one quick. Uh, I think I would adopt a chinese boy. That way, I never had to buy iphones again, just have them make them are? You said that there's a lot of. I got to buy the raw material, sure, but I still think I'm cutting costs by quite a bit. Import fees, you know, I don't, sure, he's just got those little hands that can Really knows his way around a circuit board. Yeah, yeah, you know, you know.
Speaker 1:So how's the military going? Do anything with them lately? Good, um, I actually have my annual training next month, so I'll be gone for like 15 days or something like that. 30, 15 to 30 days, I don't remember all right, where are you going? Uh, same place, a boise. Yeah, that's where you went last year, right? Yeah, it was supposed to be ntc, but now it's boise and last year was all rainy and terrible the whole time, right? No, that was fiji, oh shit, yeah, fiji was a fucking mess, um, but now I'm doing that, then getting promoted. And then, uh, getting promoted, yeah.
Speaker 1:To what? Staff sergeant, what are you now sergeant, okay? What's after that? First sergeant, first class. When do you stop being a sergeant? Never, oh, okay. When do you stop being a sergeant? Never, oh, okay. And then I have Pathfinder in September. I prefer D&D. I don't understand that reference. Pathfinder is a different version of Dungeons Dragons, but it's called Pathfinder. It's like a different brand. It's like getting Kroger brand compared to the name brand. Hey, zach, you missed nothing, cool. Hey, glad to be back. How the dog did she? Shit? She did shit.
Speaker 1:Yes, I feel the intuition kicking in when we record the pod and I'm like I think a dog just pooped. There's something inside of me that just tells me it's like my, my sixth sense, my spidey sense. You know, it's like a dog, just a dog, just shit. What a lame superpower. Oh, no, a dog, just shit.
Speaker 1:I think a dog just shits somewhere near me. To the rescue. Hey, zach, help that man from a burning building. He just flies by, dude, he can also fly by the way. He flies by your dog, just shit. It smells like a dog, just shit in here. Man, it's not even a superpower. He just smells dog shit Everywhere I go. You're like no fucking way. Yeah, yeah, it's like right in front of them. You don't say the burning bag on their porch. Dog shit man, dog shit man, that's me, your dog shit man. Some of them do. Yeah, dogs do eat poo-poo sometimes.
Speaker 1:Mine is not, yet I wouldn't be mad if she did, though, because you know I don't want to pick it up. Are you sure about that? Nah, yeah, she does. She gives me way too many kisses for me to let her eat dog shit even better. No, two birds one stone, that's what I say. Icky, icky, icky, icky. Uh, yeah, I always try to make sure she shits before I bring her over, and she did, but it's. She always has another one in the in the chamber. Well, you really get the engine revving. You know, yeah, like I do the same thing. Like you ever start a workout and you're like I gotta shit now, even if you poop in the morning, you know you start getting the blood flowing.
Speaker 1:I'm loving the way these jeans fit you. I'll tell you that much. You know, this was my attempt at not wearing skinny jeans. Really, your thighs are just so fat. Yeah, these are an athletic fit. I'll say you're quite the athlete.
Speaker 1:I've been working a lot trying to rehab my knees so I can be a normal human one day and also probably walk when I'm 10 years older than I am now. Yeah, what does that include? What? Your rehab, what's your Reggie, bro? My Reggie? Yeah, what's your Reggie?
Speaker 1:A lot of boring stuff to increase the stability of my hips, knees and ankles. Now you're talking my language. What is happening? I think Zach has a bad knee and he doesn't know how to say it. You just need some advice. Hit me with it.
Speaker 1:Dude, with what? What do you got? Dude, they're like Little lunges or something. Yeah, a lot of lunges, walking backwards, like sled drags. But walking backwards are great for the knee. Sled drags Is that what it's called? Backwards are great for me. Slut drags, sled. Sign me up Dragging a whore through the gym.
Speaker 1:Dead lifts, but not like heavy, okay, and then like back squats, but I sit down. You like to hit the Stairmaster? Big boy, I don't have a Stairmaster. I have a home gym. Yeah, I've been. It's been better, it's improved now, nice, yeah, I got. Yeah, I I've been. It's. It's been better, it's improved now nice.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got a bike, a rower, treadmill, you got one of those cool rowers with like the water in it that goes. No, I have a magnetic rower. Yeah, even cooler. You know, what's crazy is because it's science. It's science that's fueling it, not water. Yeah, but the water ones are more expensive for some reason, and I'm like that's less technology. Why is it more expensive? You know it's just big row. You're just filling a tank with water and then and then actually rowing. You know it's just propaganda by big rowing. You know, big rowing, putting propaganda saying water is better, yeah, right, science is better.
Speaker 1:Is it a Pendleton bike Peloton? Yeah, that's what I meant. No, it's actually like the off-brand Peloton. Does it still have, like the community? Guess what it's called? Dude, okay, off-brand Peloton, it's called. It's called. You can keep the on at the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can keep the on at the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right along. Row on, no, no, no, pedal on, pedal, no, lose the p. Row on quick. It's not a rower, we're talking about a bike, bike, bike along, no, cycle on, no, all right, that's more than all right. That's echelon, echelon, yeah, all right. I'm like wow, that's really derivative. Yeah, yeah, does it still have like all the because, like peloton, they do like the community. Shit. Yeah, it has the same exact thing.
Speaker 1:You can download an app and work out with people. Really, yeah, but have you done it? Like smoking cigarettes while you're doing it, they all got beer bellies. There's like a dude in the back like fucking beating his wife Echelon dude. Fucking biking for real. Dudes Drinking PBR and fucking riding their bike dude. Hell yeah, baby, they're like all right, now you're running away from the drug dealer. Help me. You stole somebody's bike. Get on, that's good. Yeah, all the instructors wear wife beaters. It's cool. Have you done it? Have you not beat your wife?
Speaker 1:Okay, so listen to this bullshit that I got to tell you about Echelon. Okay, the bike itself solid. Okay, it's just a good bike. It's comfortable, it has all the adjustments that you need. It feels solid when you're riding it. Okay, so it's a solid piece of equipment.
Speaker 1:But in order to so, there's a free service that will just track how far you go. That's all I need, right? I just need to know how far I'm going, how far I rode the bike, and it connects through a Bluetooth thing to my phone, because it doesn't have a screen or anything like that. So it has to Bluetooth connect to your phone, okay, but in order to get the Bluetooth connection established, you have to set up an Echelon account. Makes sense, right? But in order to set up an Echelon account, you have to sign up for a subscription. So you have to sign up for a subscription, so you have to put your card on file and then you have to start your 30-day free trial. I don't like that. Then you have to admit immediately, cancel your 30-day free trial, just to access the free shit in the first place.
Speaker 1:Interesting, yeah, okay, how much is the membership? Uh, I think it's like 400 a year. Year. Get fucked. Yeah, yeah, get fucked. That's what I'm saying. What? I could go to a gym, a real gym, for that money. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's wild, it's just stupid.
Speaker 1:But like I was just like I bought your product, I did. I spent $500 on your bike, okay, that's a good price for I just want to be able to know how far I went, yeah, and it like nope, you got to go through all these fucking hoops, yep, and then the fucking Bluetooth connection didn't even work, gay. So then I had to buy another bike what? And then just took it apart, tried to replace the Bluetooth component. What? That doesn't even work, it's just it's AIDS. So did you buy the first bike secondhand? Yeah, I bought it through Nellis Auction. Okay, okay, that explains why.
Speaker 1:You then bought a second bike and tried to jerry-rig it. So I got a $500 bike. Yeah, exactly. So how much was the second bike? It was like $500. That's the full price of the bike. Twice.
Speaker 1:Well, you said you bought a second bike. Well, the bike's price is 500. We got the first one through nellis auction at a huge discount, like 150 bucks or some shit like that. Right. Then I set it all up and then it won't connect to my phone and shit. So then, going through like customer service and stuff, we tried to order the part the bluetooth component, like over and over again. But it keeps saying that it's out of stock and we're just like we'll just buy a brand new one, take that out, swap the bad one into the good one and return the good one and get our money back. Okay, but I don't know.
Speaker 1:Jess was like I can't do it and I was like I'm tired. I've been in the sun for like nine days in a row, so I'm not going to do it. Interesting, interesting, yeah, so a whole fucking debacle. Did you hear the TV stand debacle that we had? Can't wait. Okay, here we go. So now it's auction.
Speaker 1:My wife has a getting the deal addiction. Uh-huh, it's like oh yeah, what? What did she send me? She sent me um, don't even need it, it's just a really good deal. So, right, so it was. It was this like black.
Speaker 1:I've never met a person like a person our age that coupons. Like Jess coupons. She coupons pretty frequently. I've never met anybody like Jess. She won't pay full price for anything. Yeah, that's what I was saying. I'm the complete opposite. I'm just like I want it now. Yeah, I'll just pay it. Mano does a little bit of it, but from my knowledge, jess, she's got a coupon app. Yeah, like and like all that. Like, if she didn't have this like fixation with getting the best deal on thing, she would probably save more money. Yeah, because you wouldn't be.
Speaker 1:So she sent me a link to this thing. It's like this black box, and I'm not even gonna pretend it was some kind of computer device, okay, I don't know what it is. It was like the size of a fucking like half a shoe box. Okay, like a dvd reference deal, I don't know what it is. It was like the size of a fucking half a shoebox. Okay, like a DVR type deal. I don't know what it did or anything. But she sent it to me and she was like we can get this for $9. And it showed the listed price was like $600. And I was like what is it? She said I don't know, but we can get it for $9. Yeah, that's what I'm dealing with.
Speaker 1:And then so anyway, she got this like giant, like tv stand that she really wants, because she thinks that ours is too low because I mounted our tv up on the wall. She was like we need a taller tv stand to just balance things out. I'm like that's fine, whatever. So she orders this whatever keeps the wife happy. Yeah, man, like I don't give a fuck. So she orders new TV stand. It shows up and it's broken. So what does she do? She goes through a different website. She orders another one, thinking that she finds another one for a lower price, and then she's going to return the broken one for the higher price or whatever the fuck, however this works out. Second, one comes broken. She orders a fucking third one. Dude, a third one.
Speaker 1:We're out of room in the garage because there's so many boxes from Nellis Auction that we have to unpackage it and put it in the fucking house right by the front door. And that third one comes broken. So now I have three broken TV stands and one that's perfectly good still being used, and the one that you already owned. And so I would wake up at like five 30 in the morning. Dude, I go downstairs to work out. I'd open up the garage just boxes, and I'm like, oh man, you're my dad, I'm not working out. Boom, I closed the garage and I'm like I guess it's just coffee and reading the fucking uss constitution this morning, like that's it for me. And uh, so finally do she had like a break from it. She's like I'm done.
Speaker 1:This was a terrible experience after I already had to cut one up to make firewood and then pay to get the other two fucking shipped off, like. So that's how bad her nettle suction addiction got got. But now we got one. But I have to go and get measurements for glass because two of the glass panes got broke out, oh my God. And so I have to go get glass cut and fit it in there and all that shit, anything to save a buck, huh, yeah, I would rather just buy the TV stand. That's new, dude. That's the thing. She ordered it from the maker, from their website, direct. Oh, and it came broken. And it still came broken.
Speaker 1:And I was like, and if you look at it, yeah, if you just look at it, it's supposed to have that like I don't know what is the. It's not distressed, vintage, sure, yeah, like it's supposed to look like old timey, like weathered kind of thing. And if you look at it, it's like this isn't old timey or weathered, it's just shit. Yeah, and they're selling it as old timey or weathered right, they just picked. That's why it's just, they're just like it's not well made. That's why it looks like this. Yeah, but she wants it. But she wants it, dude, that's like exactly like my mom. Uh, and over the next 30 years of your life it'll just accumulate more and more and more until you have way too much shit.
Speaker 1:But it worked out for me because I went over to my mom's house the other day and I was just walking around and, uh, I have a dog now that that dog sheds a lot and I didn't realize how much it was going to shed. I was sweeping the floor every fucking day and I was like, fuck dude, I need to get an automatic floor vacuum. I'm going to lose it. And then I look online. They're so expensive all the time. Even the cheap ones are expensive. I'll take a little more too, please. And I walk into my mom's house and she has one going around the floor and I'm just like, damn mom, that's so nice, I need to get me one of those. She goes, oh, and just goes into the closet and pulls out a brand new floor vac, still in the amazon package, never open. She goes here, you go, you have that. And I was like you just had this. She's like, yeah, it was a really great deal. I couldn't pass it up. And I was like, god damn it, but you already have one. So, yeah, you're benefiting from the residual effect. Exactly, I'm dealing with cluster in a house that has no storage. Exactly, exactly and that. And then my dad got upset because he was like you keep buying shit, we don't have any room for any of this shit. He's like I'm glad it helped out, keegan, but like the, stop buying all these things that we don't need. And then my mom's like I'm glad it helped out, keegan, but like stop buying all these things that we don't need. And then my mom's like you hate me, that's how it goes. That's how it goes, yeah, like no shit.
Speaker 1:When the third one showed up, I was, oh, I would have been at my wits end. I just walked out and I was like what's this? And she was like oh, it's another one. And I was like we, what's this? And she was like, oh, it's another one. And I was like we have two. We have two, not to mention the one that we're currently using. And she was just like, yeah, but they keep showing up broken. And I'm like why do you keep getting them? Then get a different one. And I'm like I'm about to lose my mind and I'm just like you need to stop. Yeah, just like you need to stop. Yeah, yeah, like one day I came, the third one was broken.
Speaker 1:She was like uh, she came downstairs shortly after me, we were gonna go work out and I opened up the garage and I turned on the light and she looked out there and then she does this thing where she, because she knows, yeah. And I look at her and I'm like, honey, I love you, I do, but you have to stop. And she was like why do you hate me? Yep, and I like verbatim. And I was just like I just I preface this by saying I love you, okay, but you ended with I hate you because I can't work out in my garage.
Speaker 1:I have two spots, I got the garage and I have the game room. Okay, that's it, that's all I got. It's all a man needs. Yeah, that's it, that's all I ask for. And maybe a shed. Yeah, that's, that's late stage, man, not yet. I'm on my way to needing a shed. You could probably fit a shed in your backyard. Yeah, but we're moving soon. Oh, really, yeah, I'm trying to build a house. I'm not trying to build a house, I'm trying to pace people to build a house. Yeah, but you're getting a plot of land. Yeah, where? At Moapa? I know Gross, right, I was just wondering.
Speaker 1:I was like man, I wish Dan lived closer. Yeah, there he goes, okay, so here's another conversation. It's like ah, you know, I wish Dan lived closer. I used to live in Georgia, yeah, and Virginia, you do live closer. I'm a lot closer, you're a lot closer. All right, so we'll take the W's where we can, I'm just going to leave it at that and it won't be too long until I live over there again.
Speaker 1:Mwop, I hated it. But how's the property Like? Fucking 900 cousins out there, really Between all my sisters? Oh man, yeah, yeah, and they all live out there. Really, between all my sisters. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and they all live out there. So it's just like, true, what's, uh, what's real estate like out there? Is it same, similar, really? You guys already got a deal going through. No, I'm just trying to figure out. This.
Speaker 1:Dude's pricing doesn't make any sense right now. I need to actually sit down and talk with him, but he's still a full-time firefighter, so it's like his schedule doesn't make any goddamn sense. Have man, I'll talk to him, bro, fuck firefighters I need, I just need. So he already owns the land. Yeah, I just need to, and he has approved floor plans. I just need to have him come up with a price that makes fucking sense. Right, because there's only two builders out there.
Speaker 1:Are you going to keep your house and rent it out so you have extra property? Nice, what are you renting it out for? Maybe I'll move out there. $2,700. Four bedrooms Get a roommate? Yeah, well, I could afford it with a roommate. That's my plan.
Speaker 1:We're gonna keep flip-flopping our fucking va home loans and just, I'm not selling any of my houses. Yeah, smart, until you have to, passive income, it's good. Yeah, why would I have to? I don't know. I you never know Life. The house that we got right now, we got it under 3%, which you're never going to see. So why would I sell something that's at a lower rate than you would ever see? Yeah, yep, just doesn't make sense. You just keep paying it off until it's time to cash it out. I have somebody else pay my fucking mortgage and then I'm going to go through a rental fucking management company, yep, and they'll just handle all my properties. But if I can just move every four years, just keep stacking dough, mm-hmm, yep, yep, and then you can quit everything and just be a landlord Mm-hmm, yep, smart, mm-hmm, smart, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Well, smart, smart, I well, I mean, I don't know, but, like, depending on how the next election goes, property taxes or the price of buying homes will fluctuate quite a bit unless you know. Things keep going the way that they're going. But I think we're flatlining. I don't think that it'll drop below what for? For interest rates, yeah, they probably won't drop them, they'll be. They'll be at seven percent probably for a while. I mean, the hard part is that nobody can really like actually predict it. You know what I mean. But the the fact of the matter is like if you were to try and buy a home in like 19, in like 1970s, the interest rate then was 7.25% Really. So the interest rate has always been in the seven, sixes, eights percentage range and if you were waiting for it to drop lower than that, you would have been waiting till like the 1990s, like the early 90s. You would have been waiting for like 22 years or something like that.
Speaker 1:I saw a chart the other day because, man, I was always looking at this, this sort of stuff. So, uh, but yeah, dude, hey, if you, uh, if you reach out to Mano, mano can run, run a comp on all the surrounding areas of land and she can give you an accurate price of what the land is actually worth. Uh, this guy can't over underestimate. No, I trust him. I do because he's building my sister's house right now and he's worked with them and he does things kind of unorthodox. I just need to actually sit down and fucking talk to him. I'm seeing this, this lot, this size house for this price. But then over here I'm seeing a similar lot size and similar house size for vastly different prices. So you're going to need an explanation for that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what I'm saying, bro. Talk to man, she'll fucking, she'll, uh, she'll get you a good deal. She give me a job. She. Mm-hmm, I don't think she'll give you a job, but she'll help you make sure that you get the best. Yeah, that you get a good deal. She could play a good bad cop or a good good cop, either way. No, I'm just saying, like, give me a job, dude, I could sell houses. Yeah, hey, you got to get your license. You don, sir, you're not a bitch, that's Mano, that's her being good cop. I'm just saying you're walking away from the best deal that you're going to get.
Speaker 1:This side of Kentucky I agree, this side of Kentucky Bitch, bitch, I got him. Hey, look at this house. It's all good. You got you, you got your bitch. You don't think I have balls, I'll buy two. You got a fucking dog, dude. Put that dog out there. Yeah, that's the only thing stopping me. You want to have a kid dude, right there. Good luck, rest in peace. What? Huh? I'm selling a house dog. You're selling, you're gonna buy it. You don't buy from me, that's crazy. I wasn't even in the market. But I want to buy a house from dan now. So I'm saying, give me a job. Yeah, you think you could pull some strings back. What? To get dan a job as a real estate agent? Come on, man.
Speaker 1:Um, I will say that my ability to work with people has improved like three thousand percent since I started this job. Good, that's good, and only took like three years. But now I can like just be like oh, this guy's a fucking idiot, but I'm going to treat him like he's a normal. Yeah, oh, yeah, I do the opposite. My job's made me worse with people, because now everybody comes in and as soon as they sit down, I'm just like you're an idiot. What? As soon as they sit down, I'm just like you're an idiot. What do you want? You know, yeah, I've lost faith in people and for what they're capable of. I just assume everybody's an idiot as soon as they sit down and it shows, and it's unfortunate.
Speaker 1:I'm also just going through a lull. I've been working a lot and I just go in every day and I'm like ugh, get me out of here, you know, get me out of queer. Yeah, I got that way and then I came up with a whole bunch of different plans and I had a whole bunch of opportunities and I was like, oh my god, there's so many choices for me to better myself, and you just went the same direction. I couldn't figure it out and then all of the opportunities just went, yeah, and now here I am, but you're happy. But I got a big one coming up. I really hope it fucking works out. Yeah, you want to talk about it? Or save that, for no, save that until it, until that fruit blossoms. I'm not putting it out on the interwebs. There you go, oh, yeah. Well, we wish you the best, danny boy, and everything is going to go the way it's supposed to go. I might have to move, but I'm going to be making fucking come on my face money, sick, how much is it? We'll talk about it later.
Speaker 1:All right, everybody, I don't know the specifics, I have a. Oh, I'm sorry. I think we're good. We're good, everybody good. Dan, yeah, we're good. Dan the Slam, dan the Slam, all right, well, have a good night. Bye. Yeah, break your dick off in your own ass and suck it dumbass. Thank you you.