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Ep. 127 | EDC: Extremely Delicious Coffee
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There's nothing quite like the smell of Dunkin' Donuts coffee to kickstart a morning, and that's precisely where our latest episode takes off—mugs in hand and banter at the ready. We navigate the age-old debate of walking versus driving for our daily caffeine fix and reveal a murky side of Zach's day plans, which he guards like a true 'real G.' We don't stop there; we bring you along for the rollercoaster ride of EDC, sharing our survival tips for festival life, from the pulsating beats to the whirling carnival rides, right down to the sacred art of managing naps.
Ever chuckled at the thought of Norm lost in the EDC crowd? We've got that and more as we transition into a tapestry of topics, from our beloved Nuggets putting us through an emotional wringer to the awe-inspiring magic of live music—guitars, drums, and all. Marvel movies get a critical eye from us as we pick apart the latest cinematic trends, and personal tales of sneaker collections, peculiar exes, and the bizarre journey of an inherited sock weave humor into our casual conversations.
Wrap up your listening adventure with a dose of nostalgia as we wax poetic about the virtual worlds that shaped our gaming pasts, from the icy realms of Club Penguin to the velocity of Sonic's loops. Then, we trade pixels for the rush of board sports, drawing our lines at surfing versus snowboarding and capping off the episode with the kind of easy-going, coffee-fueled banter that makes you feel right at home—or at least, like you're hanging out with a group of friends who can't resist a playful jab or two. Join us, won't you? Your morning cup of joe will thank you.
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Welcome to you. Got Mail, the manliest podcast on the internet. You're kicking back with Keegan, norman and Zach. It's coffee time. It's a big old cup of coffee in the big time. Yeah, we're doing a breakfast episode. Yeah it's early in the morning. Keegan got work later. Zach has something to do. He hasn't even told us what it is he's being very secretive about it Very mysterious, so I'm starting to think he's going to kill someone.
Speaker 2:Specifically, I'm hiding what I'm doing. Yeah, I don't want anybody to know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he literally will us. So real g's move in silence.
Speaker 2:So we're here bright and early in the morning, and that is 11 30 for us.
Speaker 1:So, um, I just whirled out of bed, stopped at my favorite coffee shop, dunkin donuts, and picked us up some coffee and some munchkins, small donut holes uh, I go to dunkin like four times a week easily really, or do they have like a like a pro membership type deal?
Speaker 2:yeah, like on my app.
Speaker 1:I get a bunch of reward points and shit how many points you got right now. So I redeem them quite frequently, but right now I have like 900, which will get me like a free breakfast sandwich and a free coffee, probably okay so anytime they're like, hey, do you want to redeem them?
Speaker 2:do you just say yeah, literally.
Speaker 1:So I always order on the app.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So they just let you redeem them on the app. So I can put you in my cart and I'll be like, do you want this shit for free? And I'll be like absolutely. And then I literally just go through the drive-thru, I go mobile order for Anthony and they go pull forward and then I drive away, that's cool round trip from my house to dunkin donuts takes probably like a minute, like actually like one whole minute.
Speaker 1:Why don't you just walk? Where is there I could walk? Where is there a dunkin donuts so close to you, dude? It's literally right here in durango warm springs in the fuku burger uh no, closer to durango, not as close to buffalo oh, okay um, it's literally like right next to the Jamba Juice. You know where that is, in the Chiba Hut, it's right there.
Speaker 2:There's a Jamba Juice right next to a Trop Smoothie over there. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, competitor, yeah there's a Dunkin' right there with a drive-thru and for me to get to the drive-thru I go a back way because my house is behind it. So they go back way and I just take all side streets. So it's just like a little small loop and I literally just like it's very convenient.
Speaker 2:That's fine, I do.
Speaker 1:I will take a donut I do go for their assorted varieties. I like the jelly filled.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you will slut.
Speaker 1:I knew you were gonna go for that one I think there's another one right next to it that's jelly filled too I'm usually not a nice coffee guy, but this is is nice. Dunkin' Donuts coffee is good. I didn't put any sweetener in it, just a sweetened flavor, so there's like a pump. There's three pumps of vanilla in it. Yeah, yeah, it's just almond milk, vanilla and coffee, and that's it.
Speaker 2:Do they have oat milk? They do, yeah. Do they have coconut? Damn. They got all their bases. Yeah. Literally they have everything, Got all their bases covered.
Speaker 1:Yeah, big coconut milk guy. But it also very drastically changes the flavor of the drink. Yeah, this is early as fuck, dude, I have 920 points actually. I've never even been awake at this time. I actually got up really early yesterday too. I woke up probably at like I up probably at like 8.30 yesterday.
Speaker 2:Actually I woke up at like 5, but then I went back to bed, so that doesn't count. And then I woke up at like 9, fed my dog, went back to bed and then got out of bed at like 10.30. That's nice. Yeah, I think I won, though I woke up at 2.30 pm yesterday. No, they don't have coconut milk, just almond and oat and skim, see, but like that's different, because you went to EDC, I had a reason that I was. I also didn't go to sleep until like 7.30 or something.
Speaker 1:Bye. For all the people who don't know, what does EDC stand for? Easy?
Speaker 2:dick cock. No, no, no. Electric Daisy Carnival.
Speaker 1:Did you partake in any of the carnival aspect of the weekend?
Speaker 2:No, but to be honest with you, bro, like on the last day we were walking by the bumper cars line and it was short and I was like, like, should we? But then I was also like, nah, like I want to go and see this set, I want to go see the music, and I had I had a limited time I did the whole, uh, working during the daytime of getting off at like 10, 30 or 11 and then leaving and going straight to the carnival, staying out there till about four in the morning, five in the morning, and then coming home doing it all over again three days in a row. So sounds terrible dude.
Speaker 2:Honestly sound terrible honestly, I had hella fun and uh it it really wasn't so bad. You just got to set yourself up in the right schedule. You know I stay up hella late on Thursday night so that I can sleep all day Friday, so that when I wake up I just went straight to work and then went straight to the festival, instead of like having like half a day where I'm just sitting around like getting ready for the festival or whatever. Like I did it all prior, set myself in that in that right skeddy, you know. At least you got it figured out it's still that sounds just terrible to me.
Speaker 2:Uh, it was pretty good, it was pretty fun yeah, yesterday the music yesterday the music's the only part that I'd want to go for, but I hate all the people and the traffic and the being up till 5 am. You'd like the people to? Know the traffic you probably would not like. There's. No, there's no way around the traffic that that one sucks. But everything else is pretty good. Do you already buy your tickets for next year? No, not yet.
Speaker 1:Your.
Speaker 2:VIP tickets that you'll surprise yourself with next year. Your vip tickets that you'll surprise yourself with next year? Um, no, I think, because next year my, my brother, actually has a friend that gets his hands on like artist wristbands and like elevated experience wristbands and he gets a bunch of them for free.
Speaker 2:And so when I I actually my brother surprisingly came last night like just out of nowhere, was like I'll see you guys there tonight, and I was like, oh shit, all right, and uh, talking about adam, yeah, and then uh, and then he told me he told me as well.
Speaker 2:He was like, hey, don't buy your tickets for next year because like he was like like bubba's gonna hook us up or whatever for next year too and I was like, oh all right, cool works for me, man, if I don't have to spend 800 a ticket for vip. Plus he got the cool ones too where you could go backstage and shit. So like he had like a bunch of videos of him like backstage and stuff at like a couple different stages. So he was having a good time. It was nice to see, nice to see him hanging out.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, man, glad he had a good time, chris, to try to make me go, but I got out of it I know she she texted.
Speaker 2:Uh, she texted me and manon was like I'm trying like so hard to convince norm to come and like this and that, and I literally just responded and I was all like well, good luck yeah and uh, godspeed I was like. I was like I'd shit my little pants if I did see norm, but I don't think it's gonna happen. But hey, you know what, if anybody could make it happen, it's norm's wife. So I was like, yeah, hey, good luck, good luck.
Speaker 1:I told her if you guys, uh, I told her I would go with her for one day, if it was more planned in advance yeah but, like literally, we just woke up and she was like I think I want to go to edc tonight, will you come with me? And I was like that's the last thing I want to do today.
Speaker 2:I was like in my head. I envisioned it would have been the last thing you did that day.
Speaker 1:It would have been In my head. I envisioned like just staying at home hanging out doing nothing, and then she's just like let's go.
Speaker 2:She was trying to get you to second day it was sunday, sunday, night sunday, yeah, so last night. Okay, yeah, that would have been a fun one, except maybe you uh wouldn't have enjoyed it, because, on top of all the other things, we had to take care of a, a drunk friend of ours.
Speaker 1:She got way too shmammered and then fell asleep in the crowd and, uh, I had to carry her out of the crowd I don't think if norm was there, he would have dealt with oh no, I wouldn't have given a single shit, I would have been like I'm going to move on, do what I'm going to do now one of the main reasons I wanted to go was Chris just showed me there's a Dunkin Donuts booth and you can get free coffee and donuts and I was like I would go for that maybe I'll spend $500 to get free donuts and coffee it's just like.
Speaker 1:It's like three of my least favorite things are at EDC, and it's the music, the amount of people and the traffic. I'm super impatient in traffic. I wouldn't want to deal with that. And then I hate large crowds of people anywhere, I don't care where it is, and then I also don't listen to that music unless it's zach, so like literally.
Speaker 1:So yeah yeah, yeah so yeah, it's just a bunch of things. I don't like that like. But I told chris, I was like, if you plan it out one day, you can pick. One day I'll go one day with you, and if it's next year or in three years, but I was like I'll go for one day and I was like, and I'll try my best to enjoy myself. And she was like, but I was like, just I need more time. I was like, just give me a heads up so I can like mentally prepare yeah, also you were going through a lot that day.
Speaker 1:You know the nuggets lost yeah, dude, I was fucking pissed. Actually, I was like upset yeah yeah, you should be upset.
Speaker 2:You were winning the whole game, dude. Yeah that.
Speaker 1:That's why I was the most upset, because we should have won that game. We had no reason to lose it and we found a way to lost it, so didn't want it bad enough. I think we'll. We'll have a really good team for the next like five to ten years though five to ten I mean, we have yokich locked up for like three and I guarantee you he's going to resign. He said he wants to keep playing. How old is he? He's only 27. No, he's 27.
Speaker 2:Damn, he's hella young and you can play basketball for a while.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can play. I mean he'll be, I mean LeBron's 40. 40. That's like incredible, but Jokic will play at a high level for at least the next 10 years, so I think the Nuggets will still be good for a long time If he wants to keep playing for that long.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, we'll see that guy doesn't even like basketball that guy is my favorite guy in all of basketball because he just seems like he just doesn't want to be there, but he has to be because he's like I'm good as fuck at this, but he's literally the best at it, but he just. Maybe that's why he's like the best is, just because he just doesn't give a fuck and he's just like this game's dumb.
Speaker 1:I just want to raise horses and uh, yeah, that's it pretty much I mean, I look up to him, him and him and jamal murray were the only two players who scored in double digits, the whole game for us. The rest of our team just didn't show up.
Speaker 2:Isn't that his thing that he like, really is actually passionate about, is like horse racing.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Like which is just the funniest thing?
Speaker 1:It's because he's from Serbia. It's really popular in Serbia.
Speaker 2:They love horses popular in serbia.
Speaker 1:They love horses?
Speaker 2:where is serbia, russia, europe, somewhere?
Speaker 1:in europe, I'm not sure where. I'll find out, don't you worry. It sounds. I think it's russian it's in yugoslavia well what I did go um. So krista did take me to see a band I'd never heard of before last night, like, literally, I hadn't ever heard their name before. But chris is like, oh, they're like an indie rock band I really like. And I was like, see, I'm down to go to that because I at least like, really appreciate, like people who play instruments you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:So like I knew they'd be guitars and drums and shit like that, it's like okay it's like southeast okay, yeah, southeast europe um so she, she took me to go see this band called local natives I don't know if you guys have ever heard of them, because I had not um and they were like incredible, like I was like blown away. I was like I didn't know any of their music, uh, but just their performance alone and and honestly, their music is really good. But their performance was really good and they had this lady open up for them too. That was also very talented. So that was a lot of fun, because I got put on the two artists I'd never heard of before. Where was that at.
Speaker 1:That was at House of Blues, mandalay Bay, cool yeah, and that was a super sick show, dude. They fucking they, they rocked.
Speaker 2:For sure that shit was tight, oh yeah, so I haven't done anything except for work and work, and work, and work and work, and then, when I don't work, I just go home and I go to bed, and and my life's been pretty boring.
Speaker 1:Do something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I need to.
Speaker 1:We'll go see a movie on Thursday. I'm excited for that. Oh, I actually went and saw If yesterday too, the one with Steve Carell and John. Krasinski and Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 2:How was it?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was actually really good. It has bad reviews, which I don't understand Because it's yeah, it's a really like well. So it's written and directed by john krasinski too. Yeah, it's, it's really well made. And the acting in it, even from the there's like a 12 year old girl in it. Her acting was really good, like me and chris, like start. Like I teared up a little bit at one point. It was like it was good though. It was super cool, creative movie, nice, just making sure you still have your balls Barely, but it was a really good movie. And then also the day before that we watched Madam Web because it went to streaming.
Speaker 2:I want to hear everything.
Speaker 1:It's like the worst movie I might have ever seen, and it's because of Sidney Sweenweeney. Sydney sweeney and the main girls acting they both can't act. No I've never seen sydney sweeney in anything where I'm impressed with her acting. No, but she's because I've watched euphoria she's dog shitting that she just cries a bunch.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, and euphoria don't, isn't that what they all do? Kind of, there's some dickheads in it that are like fucking underage girls and stuff and then like getting their ass beat and shit. That's what's up. So if you're a guy, you're a piece of shit and if you're a girl, you're just crying the whole show. But yeah, she cannot act, dude. And the worst part is like yeah, she has really big titties. They kept her cover the whole movie. She was like the nerdy girl, so you don't even see your titties in the movie. So I'm like, why am I watching?
Speaker 2:this at all. I watched that rom-com with Sidney Sweeney, oh yeah, and I don't remember if she was good in that movie or not, but she was in a bikini the whole time.
Speaker 1:It was a great movie. Her acting is subpar. The main girl she's the girl from some TV show, the Mad Web girl. Yeah, she's really bad at acting.
Speaker 2:What's the movie?
Speaker 1:The movie's like the origin story of Madam Web.
Speaker 2:Dakota Johnson.
Speaker 1:Yeah, her, she. She's really really bad at her job. Um, I don't know how she has oh, she's 50 shades of gray, that's what it is. Yeah, she's terrible um yeah, I just looked at her boobies in the first movie and I was like so like the, it's the origin story of her character and the whole premise is like so her, her mom, while she's pregnant with her, and some dude go to the amazon to find the spider to try to get a cure for her. Like while she's in the womb.
Speaker 2:She knows that, like you're describing morbius kind of dude, so it felt like morbius, but so bad, like even worse.
Speaker 1:Um, so, like she founds out her baby is having a disease. So she's like she's a biologist or some shit. So she knows that there's like this potential spider in the amazon that has a could have a cure for the disease that her child has. When, like, modern medicine is like we don't got anything. So they, they go, they find the spider, her and her research partner, and her research partner shoots her and takes the spider. Oh, he's like I don't give a fuck about you or your baby Boom, I'm taking the spider, I'm using it for my own good, because there's a lot of like myth behind the spider, like it can do all this. And then the people in the forest where the spider lives, like who like protect the spider. They find her, they take her, they get her to have birth. She dies. Then they get the baby back to, like the United States, wherever they think it's from?
Speaker 2:Do they give it the spider venom?
Speaker 1:So she got yeah, she got like injected by one of the people with it, so her and the baby have it.
Speaker 1:So you don't know any of this until later on in the movie. But, um, uh, but then she starts like when she hits like fucking 25 or whatever, she just starts getting these weird fucking visions and she's in there like it's basically her seeing the future before it happens. Um, so like she'll be sitting down in a subway and she'll watch a guy walk in and like snap someone's neck, and then she'll like snap out of it and the guy hasn't showed up yet and she's like, oh fuck, I gotta save these people. Um, and then, uh, and then it's just like really poorly written, really badly acted, like I didn't care about any of the characters in it. Like if all three of the little girls she was protecting the whole time just died, you would have been like whatever. You just find out that like, oh, they'd be at the very end of the movie. They show like the future and they're all like, they're all different variations of like spider woman yeah, so the movie's supposed to like tie the universes together or some shit do they do any of that.
Speaker 2:No, did you stay for the after?
Speaker 1:credit scene. Oh, I don't know, we didn't. I didn't even look on the streaming thing yeah because it's on netflix now, I think netflix. I thought whatever it's on something it might have been on. It's on uh, hbo or amazon, something like that. I saw it last night.
Speaker 2:I did not uh even intervene in it, but I did see it.
Speaker 1:Oh, and even the main villain guy in it. The main villain is obviously the guy who shot the chick's mom, and then he has the powers of a spider.
Speaker 2:Now he sounds cool.
Speaker 1:His acting was also very, very bad. So whoever casted this movie, it feels like they made it bad on purpose, like it feels like they like a meme almost.
Speaker 1:But like it's man. It's like so bad in the wrong way though you know, some movies are bad but it's like funny bad. This wasn't even funny bad. I was just sitting there the whole time like I didn't care. Yeah, like the movie just didn't ever make me care about anyone in it. The whole time I was just like none of this matters, it didn't it looks like it wasn't a box office flop.
Speaker 2:It looks like it broke even no, yeah, no one.
Speaker 1:No one did anything well in the movie. Everyone was bad.
Speaker 2:Everyone sucked. If you were in that movie, you should get shot.
Speaker 1:No, you should just not, okay, they should just not hire those people for a long time.
Speaker 2:Or if you're going to hire Sidney Sweeney, which I'm okay with.
Speaker 1:Just put her in a bikini for the whole movie. Yeah, that's all I'm asking. Yeah, Because, dude, her acting is so bad.
Speaker 2:Yeah because, dude, her acting is so bad. I mean, how old is she? She's like our age, right? I think she's probably a little bit older.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but here's my thing, right. So after watching, if I was like this 12-year-old girl outacted every single person in Madam Web, that was my first thought after watching the movie, because the 12-year-old girl has a speech. We're just talking to her dad, who's John Krasinski, and like Krista literally started bawling and I like literally got teared up. It was a little girl's speech to her dad. I was like this is fucking heart-wrenching. Yeah, not once in Madam Web Did I even. Was I like, oh, i't matter, no, no, it was really bad, I have zero interest in that movie.
Speaker 2:Yeah, don't watch it, which is why I just had you explain the plot to me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just don't, I don't have to, don't watch it ever.
Speaker 2:I didn't even know when the movie was being made, because Marvel's just doing this thing now, where they take a bunch of who-gives-a-fuck characters and they and they're giving them full movies or spinoff series.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's wild.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because there's still so many other main storylines that you can cover that are really interesting, that Marvel fans are waiting for, but now they're just doing all these offshoots and none of them have been good.
Speaker 1:So I think that was technically even though Marvel bought its stake in Sony or whatever. I think Madam Webb's technically a Sony movie Right. I don't even think it's like an MCU movie.
Speaker 2:I think they're going to do another Venom movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're doing one more Venom movie.
Speaker 2:And Tom Holland's going to be in it. Yeah, that's like MCU and that's going to be like the big shebang, yeah Like the dealio, yeah, yeah, like the dealio.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, oh, you know what just went on sale though Tickets for Deadpool and Wolverine, and we should buy them.
Speaker 2:Cool, because that movie's going to be packed.
Speaker 1:When does that come out July. Okay, so we still have like a month and a half.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah. I definitely want to go to that midnight premiere. Yeah, 100% 100%.
Speaker 1:This is the first movie I've been excited for in years.
Speaker 2:It's been so long since I've been to a midnight premiere of a movie. I mean, we'll go on Thursday. Oh yeah, I guess yeah.
Speaker 1:That is my first movie. I really want to see Furiosa. Though it looks good, everyone says it's good too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean I Mad Max was good. I'm cool with it yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, favorite movies of like this generation, for sure I don't even know if that's this generation anymore I mean, it was like what it's got to be like 2016 I'm gonna guess 14. I think it's 26 here we go less than 10 years ago. Do, do, do do, do, do do fear we split the difference 2015 oops, I think it said 2015.
Speaker 2:I believe you mean Mad Max Fury Road 2. 2015,.
Speaker 1:I think Yep 2015. We were surrounding it.
Speaker 2:So nine years ago. Elizabeth Warren wants me to vote for her.
Speaker 1:It's a legacy season, yeah, so we went and saw Iftho at Town Square. I didn't know there was a Wise Guys there. Yeah, it replaced McFadden's, which I didn't know, yeah, but yeah. So then I like went online and I was like, oh, I wonder who's playing here soon. And then, yeah, I saw like Hans Kim and Adam Ray are coming.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think it's the end of next month.
Speaker 1:That Wise guys is where they put like all the a lot of good comedians have been coming in.
Speaker 2:Harlan williams is coming to the one downtown soon, oh cool, and the one of downtown.
Speaker 1:That's where they do the open mics okay, um, but yeah, I hella want to go see hans kim would be helpful.
Speaker 2:He's funny dude I don't know hit or miss and he's kind of been. Uh, from what I've been seeing, he's been like the fame kind of got to his head a little bit.
Speaker 1:He's's kind of been a dick. That's kind of why, yeah, I mean he's always been a dick in his stand up somewhat.
Speaker 2:Right, but like you know, yeah People, anthony Jessel makes a huge dick in his stand up. But he's also just like the nicest guy.
Speaker 1:But I would like to see Adam Ray too.
Speaker 2:Adam Ray would be pretty funny. I hope he's doing Dr Phil. Yeah, if he's doing any impression, that'd be good, bro. I saw a clip of him on Kill Tony the other day and some guy was like, hey, I got molested five times when I was a kid. I saw that.
Speaker 1:And he was just like. Which one do you like the most? Which one's your favorite?
Speaker 2:Yeah, and he was like Dr Phil, here's your chance. He said which one's your favorite? No, Did she poop again? No, All right, cool. I brought my dog over again, as I do, and sometimes almost every time she shits in Zach's house. It's really fun. It's actually a trick I taught her.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then keep him exactly up. It's really funny.
Speaker 2:Yep, I feed her laxatives before I come over.
Speaker 2:She always does it on the tile, though, and that's really what I'm appreciative of. What I'm appreciative of. Don't do it on the carpet, just please. You know tiles, tiles. Good, no, she didn't poop. But I got down there and then I realized, well, she didn't poop, reese pooped no, but I'm about to. Oh, did you shit? Yeah, you just took a shit. Yeah, mid potty, you took a shit. Yeah, dude, this coffee really started doing its job. Coffee does make me poo every time. Yep, um, so maybe I'll maybe I'll join you.
Speaker 2:You didn't flush it right, we could do a double decker.
Speaker 1:No, I did flush you're fucking gay dude, zach. When's the last movie that you were excited for, where you're like I need to go see this at midnight? Oh, I don't know if zach's ever done that ever now. Once in your life I have.
Speaker 2:I have for a movie long ago. I don't even remember what movie it was, though it was like in high school. Damn yeah, it's been a while since I've ever been like.
Speaker 1:When's the last movie you went and saw in theaters?
Speaker 2:I don't remember.
Speaker 1:Think about it. It was like a year ago, but before that I feel like movies are back a little bit. More and more good movies are starting Well, at least more and more interesting movies are starting to come out where I'm like I kind of want to go see that.
Speaker 2:I would go play this world movie.
Speaker 1:What a surprise, Dude what a fucking good movie, man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that movie was really fucking good. What a good movie. Hey, good movie man. Yeah, that movie was really what a good movie. Hey, what color are your toes?
Speaker 1:gray, yeah, mine are also like sparkly. Oh well, this is what the people want one sock um title of the episode and that's crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't even worry.
Speaker 1:So you weren't, yeah, because you weren't into the whole marvel thing. So because that was when, because that was when, like, a lot of us were like going to midnight premieres- all the time was when Marvel was like.
Speaker 2:That's when it was.
Speaker 1:When it was in its like Avengers Endgame, avengers Infinity War.
Speaker 2:Oh, before that, I've been going to midnight premieres since, like Iron man Well yeah, I've been going to midnight premieres since I was a child.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I used to go to them in middle school all the time.
Speaker 2:Iron man 1 was actually my first midnight premiere.
Speaker 1:I went to the midnight premiere of Mad Max Fury Road by myself because I asked all my friends. I was like who wants to go see it? And everyone was like I don't know what that is. And I was like, okay, fuck you guys. And I went by myself.
Speaker 2:That was 2015. You were already graduated by then.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was like and it was fire.
Speaker 2:I was like this fire I love going to movies by myself. That shit's tight. Yeah, it's like therapy. It's cool because I'll just I'll show up, I'll bring my little penjamin, franklin, uh, I'll take a big hit. I'll buy a beer at the bar and then I'll watch a great movie. It's great. Unlimited movie, movie, theater, butter that's not butter, I think that the last time that oil. I think the last time that I went to the movies was to see the barbie movie okay, that sounds about right yeah okay, I think that's.
Speaker 2:I think that's the last thing that I've seen in the theaters, okay yeah yeah, we'll take that. And then and then before that dude, I hadn't been to the movie theaters in like like at least three years, right, covid and all that jazz, and I didn't go to the movies after covid even before covid I was like hardly ever going to the movies and movies haven't been good in a while.
Speaker 1:It's been all yeah, there's been a big drought for a couple years.
Speaker 2:I've just been like I don't care yeah, fucking, disney just remade all their regular movies but live action and worse honestly, lion king was really good.
Speaker 1:Live action I heard it was like no, it was really good. It was like a shot for shot remake, just with like new vocals. Beyonce and child is gonna be no singing all the songs which I wasn't mad at yeah yeah, it was literally just a shot for shot remake I'm cool with that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but also at the same time.
Speaker 1:I want a new movie. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2:Like it wasn't enough to get me out of my house to a theater.
Speaker 1:My thing was a lot of those, in my opinion at least, a lot of those Disney movies they put out like around the pandemic where it just went straight to streaming. Those movies were really good and I would have liked to see them in theaters, like like soul and red and um, what's another one? I don't know either of those souls, like the jazz music guy, um, it's really good. And then turning red's, the red panda little girl, where she like gets scared and turns into a red panda and shit, but those were really good. Oh, and luca luca's other one. All three of those just went straight to streaming because it was during like covet and they're like we're not gonna make money at the box office. So, um, those movies I would have loved to see in theater. So the movies were fire and they were like original.
Speaker 2:Didn't watch any of those. Yeah, they were really good. I haven't seen like a pixar movie since big hero 6 damn, I haven't seen a Pixar movie since Big Hero 6. Damn. So I haven't seen Coco or Luca.
Speaker 1:Inside Out's really good too. I don't know that was in theaters.
Speaker 2:Was that the one about emotions? Yeah, okay, I might have seen that one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and they're making a second one. I don't know if it's out yet.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know Movies that. But generally speaking, yeah, movies have been lackluster for the past. Yeah, other than that.
Speaker 1:I mean like yeah, I mean marvel's just been doing too many. They're just doing too many. No one cares anymore too many and like not even good ones did you guys watch ricky stinicki yeah ricky stinicki was funny, so funny, it was pretty good.
Speaker 2:I would have liked to see that in the theater I loved yeah, the fucking part where he starts singing the songs john cena starts singing the song I related to that. I was laughing so fucking hard and manna was just laughing because of how hard I was laughing. She was like like I was just dying. I was like you have no idea, this is like what we do in the discord nightly base.
Speaker 2:That's literally like me in the discord every fucking day I was like I relate to this and she was like she was like to this guy.
Speaker 1:She was like really I was like, yeah, dude, you just take a song and make it about cocks, it's fun you do, it's hella fun.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I push my fingers into my ass, you know yeah.
Speaker 1:It's very easy.
Speaker 2:You can do it with any song. Go ahead.
Speaker 1:Give me a song Baby Got Back um um. Baby got back, baby got crack saying butt crack yeah, that's what the song's about yeah, baby has a butt crack. You know they all do well what most of them, I think- I thought you had to cut those, no yeah, yeah, like it was, like it was like yeah it was a circumcision, but for your butt, but for your butt, yeah no, yeah, your butt, yeah, no, otherwise I wouldn't have a butt crack. You learn something new every day? You sure do, yeah.
Speaker 2:Today you learned that you're born with a butt crack.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, this shit's crazy. That's crazy, yeah, but yeah, yeah, movies are back. Yep, yep, that's it yep, that's it regardless of the IMDB rating. Go watch. If it was fucking good, bobby Moynihan's in it oh cool, I like him very shortly. He doesn't do much, but he's in it is he just himself? He's just playing a like a.
Speaker 2:He's not an imaginary friend like a guy?
Speaker 1:no, he's like a real dude. Is there only one imaginary friend? No, there's a. There's a bunch of them. All right, yeah, there's. The premise of the movie is really cool. I don't want to tell you, but you should watch it.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'll wait till that one comes out on yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, when it comes out on whatever. Probably is it a Disney. No, it's yeah, it could probably just an independent.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but yeah, when that comes out, definitely give it a watch.
Speaker 1:Oh the new Garfield movies coming out, so that it also has really bad reviews, I think. But Chris Pratt plays Garfield and I'm like it's got to be funny.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:There's no way anything Chris Pratt does. I feel like it is pretty funny.
Speaker 2:He's a pretty funny guy. I'm starting to get to the point where I'm like I want good voice actors. I don't want celebrities just doing their own voices in movies.
Speaker 1:I get that.
Speaker 2:I feel like they're taking jobs that they already have away from very talented voice actors that could be making a living with their cool voice, but instead they just hire Chris Pratt, who doesn't do voices, he just talks like himself and pretends to be yeah.
Speaker 1:Which is cool. It's fine, steve Carell, and If did a good job of doing a voice yeah, he does voices, he nailed it. Despicable Me 2.
Speaker 2:Steve Carell at least like tries and does voices, and so does john krasinski. He was in a bunch of movies I didn't even know, john krasinski was just himself.
Speaker 1:Yeah, basically you know, but he played the girl's dad too you guys know what movie I watched last night?
Speaker 2:uh, I haven't seen it in a while. It was a starsky and hutch with uh, oh and oh the new one.
Speaker 1:I was gonna say I've seen the old ones like a handful of times, dude the new one I was going to say I've seen the old ones a handful of times, dude the new one was not so funny, I mean, I guess it's technically not even new, because it was like fucking 20 years ago that had to be early 2000s, right, early 2000s, but still Prime time, but still 2004.
Speaker 2:That movie is hella funny, though it's so funny that's my guess no 2007. Starsky and Hutch 2004.
Speaker 1:2006 is my guess, all right, seven, 2004. Oh, I was right the first time. Fuck, just stuck with it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that movie's pretty funny though. Yeah, man, the golden era of comedy. When's Ben Stiller going to make another movie? When's the last time he made a movie? Probably Zoolander 2.
Speaker 1:No, I think he did something. After that he's been going to all the New York Knicks games but now they're also out of the playoffs.
Speaker 2:Zoolander 2 is 2016. He had to have done something after that, but these are also movies that he's in. I don't know about movies that he directed, because he also just makes movies, oh fuck.
Speaker 1:I forgot. These shoes came out today that I wanted to get. I might have to go to the mall after this. Actually, what shoes, katie for weatherman's? Well, yeah, yep, they're a pair of shoe I've wanted for a long time. I actually have those are hard. Yeah, the pair. They're supposed to look like a weather map. Um, oh, I see it. You can tell in the back there. Yeah, uh, I actually krista bought me a pair.
Speaker 1:Uh, when kevin duran and kai you guys don't care about this, but I'm gonna talk about when kevin duran and kairi irving were on the same team at the same time, they each had a signature shoe with nike, so they did a pair each where they did a colorway of one of their previous pairs. So, like, like, kyrie did a KD colorway on his shoe and KD did a Kyrie colorway on KD's shoe. So I actually have the pair of Kyrie 7s that look like those Weatherman shoes, but I want the. So the Weatherman was the inspiration for the Kyrie pair, so now I want the pair. That was like, like the inspiration is it a re-release or?
Speaker 1:something. Yeah, so the they're retroing katie's now because he's had he's on his 17th signature shoe. Those are his fourth signature shoes, so they're retroing the. The fourth pair he had interesting.
Speaker 2:The fourth are widely considered katie's like best shoe, more mass produced and not as expensive.
Speaker 1:So no back in the back in the day they were like regularly produced and but they would sell out all the time because they're really cool, everyone wanted them. Now they're remaking them, so they should be putting out more pairs than usual yeah um, because they know people will buy them, so I'm hoping they'll be at a store.
Speaker 2:Not a kind of shoe you have to pre-order, though.
Speaker 1:I mean they did raffles on a couple sites for them. But I'm going to hope that, because they've been putting retros at Shoe Palace and stuff too, so I'm hoping I can just walk into a Shoe Palace and buy them. But we'll see.
Speaker 2:I do want another pair of shoes, but also like do want another pair of shoes but also like Get a pair of new balances.
Speaker 1:Bro. I'm telling you, yeah, honestly, yeah you need a new pair of socks.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you my boy.
Speaker 1:What you got wrong with socks, though. Candy corn socks.
Speaker 2:All right, if I'm going to be honest, these are my ex's socks. That's kind of hot.
Speaker 1:And that's kind of hot and I just kind of kept them. Do you ever cum in them? You know just to like cum on that bitch.
Speaker 2:Right, one more time. No, okay, I smell them and.
Speaker 1:I cry no In the shower, usually After you cum on them.
Speaker 2:After I. Well, I don't cum on them.
Speaker 1:Cum on.
Speaker 2:I cum near them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, hell yeah brother, hell yeah brother.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah, brother. I hold a sock in one hand and a picture of her in the other hand, and then I jerk off with my mind and with your feet, oh yeah, with my feet, um yeah yeah, man, that's crazy. I like had something to say too, and I, I just do not remember.
Speaker 1:You're talking about you. I said something about new balances, and you're about to say something about new balances, and you were about to say something about new shoes, and then Zach said you need new socks.
Speaker 2:Oh, my next purchase is going to actually be the Paper. Mario.
Speaker 1:Thousand Year Door oh yeah, that shit looks fire.
Speaker 2:The remake.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fire.
Speaker 2:Because I loved the original when I was a kid but I didn't ever beat it. Because when I was a kid I was dog shit at video games but I had so many, but I never really beat them. I shit at video games, but I had so many, but I never really beat them. Uh, I think I beat thousand year door. But now thousand year door, I definitely watched like full playthroughs of thousand year door but I never actually beat it myself.
Speaker 2:And now it's coming and I was gonna buy it on the game cube but a copy of it is like 200 hell expensive yeah right like I think it's like honestly, I think it's probably like 90 to 150 bucks, but that's still very expensive for a game that's 20 years old.
Speaker 1:You know that retro video game store that was at Town Square moved to South Outlets. No, just moved to South Outlets. The Gaming Goat, though, shut down permanently. Yeah, they're shut down permanently. No, yeah, I checked, because we walked to it yesterday after the movie. I was like, oh, I want to go see if they have anything. And it was closed. So I Googled it and yeah, all the locations that were ever in Nevada are closed now. Yeah, so RIP. Board Game Shop.
Speaker 2:Son of a bitch. Dude. It was a good one. They had a lot of stuff, dude. Last time I went in there it was popping.
Speaker 1:Yeah, last time I was in there there was a lot of people in there too.
Speaker 2:It was popping.
Speaker 1:It's really weird, I think they were having a magic day.
Speaker 2:I don't know what you would call it. Magic gathering yeah, but it was a magic gathering like a tournament, but it wasn't a tournament. It was just a bunch of kids that came in to play magic the gathering?
Speaker 1:Yeah, they were probably just playing Commander or something. Whatever, it was cool man, because usually what they call it most card shops do Friday Night Magic man. That's so cool. That's so cool.
Speaker 2:Probably couldn't afford to stay open Really high AC and air conditioning.
Speaker 1:I mean Town Square, with all those mouth breathers in there, with all those mouth breathing Magic. The Gathering players Fucking Come on fuck you, dude no it's good, I mean our homie Ant told me that the retro game store moved just because Town Square is charging so much for rent, like they charge hella for rent, and yeah, they don't get that much foot traffic so they move to the south outlets. They're going to get way more foot traffic. A bunch of out-of-town people go to the south outlets.
Speaker 2:With that new place in Town Square they're probably going to get a lot more business.
Speaker 1:Dude, I walked by that. There was so many people there. Yeah, I was like I'm not going there for at least a year. Yeah, because there were so many people there.
Speaker 2:This summer is going to be crazy for them too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, it was like 3 pm on a Monday afternoon and it was like dude, I was like half of EDC had this fucking pop, stroke it was like crowded dude.
Speaker 2:Dan was on the podcast last week and he was talking about it. They have like three different or maybe it was only two, two or three different full 18, whole courses. Oh yeah, you can see it. And when you walk in, like the moment you buy your ticket, they're just like all right, you want a beer and you can just buy a beer right away, nice.
Speaker 2:So you can just get to drinking and playing some mini golf and you can buy an all-day pass. So yeah, I looked it up too, and you go and then you.
Speaker 1:They have an app. If you're out on the course and you want to order more beer or food, you can order it on the app and they bring it right to you Like a cart girl. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, which is really tight. I mean, it's Tiger Woods man. What can't that guy do? You know what I'm saying? Stay faithful in his relationship. No, he does that now probably I don't fucking care. Hey, he's a good dad, though. Man raising his kids, are you sure? Yeah, all right, dude, Charlie's a dog, probably on and off the course. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Oh, does he golf too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, he's like hella good. Charlie Woods yeah, he's so fucking good, dude.
Speaker 2:What a lame name, dude. You come from a guy named.
Speaker 1:Tiger and you're going to.
Speaker 2:Charlie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that kind of sucks. I'll call you Chuck dude, call him Leopard dude Call him fucking Should have named him Panther Panther Woods, that would be sick.
Speaker 2:That would be cool Panther Tiger. Then you get Lion.
Speaker 1:I mean, he has a daughter too. I don't know her name Leopard, I don't know, cheetah probably, I don't fucking know.
Speaker 2:Back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but yeah, that pop show plays. I really want to go there, but I just want to go there when there's a lot less people. I'm going to bring my own putter too. I don't care if that makes me a dick. I'm going to do it too, because I'm going to try to smoke motherfuckers out there, bro.
Speaker 2:That's like that one I don't give a shit Of. Like a guy who entered a mini golf tournament.
Speaker 1:I think I've seen this, and he brought his own putter and just smoked everybody and he's just talking shit right, like yeah, that's how you fucking like it.
Speaker 2:And he won. Yeah, dude, and all the other kids got like little trophies.
Speaker 1:Yeah, weren't the parents like mad at him or something right. I think I saw a video and the parents were like go fucking home, you dick.
Speaker 2:That's so funny though.
Speaker 1:Just like first place baby.
Speaker 2:I probably would have been like go fucking home, you fucking dumbass. No way, dude. I would have been like this guy gets it.
Speaker 1:That guy's doing it, for even if he's doing it for the wrong reasons, it's the right reason. It's the right reason.
Speaker 2:That shit's hella funny.
Speaker 1:It's like I don't know if there was a laser tag tournament, I would fucking go and smoke everyone.
Speaker 2:Ooh, facts.
Speaker 1:You know, what.
Speaker 2:That might just be a good opportunity for me to teach my child how to talk shit. Like just have him walk over to me and be like shouldn't you be paying your taxes right now, you old fuck. And then just be like, go tell him that, go tell him that. You can say fuck this one time.
Speaker 1:You. You can say fuck this one time, you can cuss at this guy.
Speaker 2:Just this guy. Don't tell mom.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can say fuck right now, yeah, but yeah, I'm definitely bringing my own putter. I'm going to be that guy for sure.
Speaker 2:I mean I want to go, but I don't think I want to go with you anymore.
Speaker 1:Dude, I'm going to smoke you guys, for sure.
Speaker 2:No, that's fine, I was never going to win.
Speaker 1:You never know that, you never know that.
Speaker 2:Probably, I was probably not going to win.
Speaker 1:Honestly, even if I bring my own putter, you still could probably beat me.
Speaker 2:There's a chance. Yeah, they gave me super putters there. Super putter Yep working on my short game.
Speaker 1:I'll take the super putter, please. No, your short game was correct. That was the correct term to use.
Speaker 2:Putting is short game, technically, I guess, but these are long putts.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's still a short game, though, alright, because you're not putting it 400 yards.
Speaker 2:Yeah, when does it become a long game?
Speaker 1:Long game is just like off the tee box or, like you, second shot, sometimes Depending on how far you are.
Speaker 2:Depending on how much of a weak bitch you are.
Speaker 1:Anything like for an average golfer. I'd say 170, unless you're starting to get to your short game because you're probably in like an eight iron 170 out.
Speaker 2:I just need to go to a driving range and work on hitting balls.
Speaker 1:Dude, let me know anytime you want to go. Dude, I'm down. I'm dog shit at golf. Yala's getting a set of clubs for Father's Day, so he's going to start golfing. So if you want to start, dude.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I need to do something, dude.
Speaker 1:I've literally just been locked up, locked up, locked up.
Speaker 2:Working and neglecting everything else. You know it's not healthy, it's not good. I want to go somewhere, dude, do it.
Speaker 1:Where do you want to go? Let's go.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:Figure it out. Figure out where you want to go. Go dude.
Speaker 2:Bourbon Row. Okay, I was thinking, if I go there for like a couple days, right, and just do like four distilleries a day, Go there for like five days, dude, and get a week. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and just visit every single distillery.
Speaker 1:That'd be hella sick. Do that shit, dude. It would be cool. Honestly, that little trip me and Krista took to California was super dope. It was much needed, for sure. That felt nice. Gotta go to Porto's, gotta see some good comedy.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Maybe I'll just go to LA and see some comedians I want.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can do that, I'm done. I mean, if we're somehow, we're both off on the same like night, and then, like the next day, neither of us work in the morning, I'd be down, dude, I'd drive to la a little suicide trip, get the. Well, we could stay the night. That's what I'm saying as long as we're both off the next morning, because as long as we get back by two o'clock the next day, yeah we'd be good. Go get a burger from Employees Only, dude.
Speaker 1:A quick burger from Employees Only Quick burger. Nice little comedy show.
Speaker 2:The burger will be more expensive than the comedy show.
Speaker 1:Dude burgers are only $22, bro.
Speaker 2:It's the same price.
Speaker 1:I think Comedy shows are like $20.
Speaker 2:Hi, welcome to Chili's. How crazy that the comedy shows are like $20 in LA where everything is overpriced except for the comedy shows. Yeah, dude.
Speaker 1:I couldn't believe Craig Robinson played for an hour and like 20 minutes. I was like this is sick. Yeah, that's wild. That shit was so tight, that's wild. I got a full Craig Robinson set for $20. Yeah plus two or three other sets, yeah, plus Whitney Cummings and Bobby Lee, and there's someone else there.
Speaker 2:Whitney Cummings is funny too. Dude, she was really funny, she was really funny.
Speaker 1:Dude, she like she picked on the. She was like she had a bit about conspiracy theories so she was trying to get some from the crowd and she picked on two guys and the first guy she was like. She was like what's your thing, again, say. And he first guy, she was like what's your thing, again say. And he just goes toilet paper's a scam. And she goes excuse me, he's like big toilet paper, toilet paper's a scam. And she's like so you're telling me you don't wipe your ass? And he's like how long have you been with him, ma'am? And she was like first date and she was just like terrible, terrible hill to die on Big toilet paper scam, big toilet paper scam.
Speaker 1:And then she picked on this other guy who, like dude, he clearly had like autism or something, but like functioning, yeah, but like just the way he talked. You were like oh, this guy, he's got a something. He's like mental Because he was like. He's like everyone's going gonna be fucking sorry when quantum computing links up with ai and we're all fucked and she goes.
Speaker 1:He's right, yeah, but like she's like, what the fuck are you talking about? He's like we'll see here if the debate and he just went on this fucking tangent and she was just like he's right. He was like we're all fucked, I'm out. I don't even know what the fuck this guy's talking about man.
Speaker 2:let me talk to that guy.
Speaker 1:Dude, just the way he talked, though, you're like oh yeah, this guy has spent nothing but the last five years. Whenever AI started becoming relevant, he was like I'm fucking researching this, and that's all he did.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yep. And now AI is getting out of hand quickly and it's gonna keep getting more and more out of hand, quicker and quicker be a cool way to die it's how we're gonna oh yeah I think ai is gonna be the end of us all.
Speaker 1:That's yeah cool yeah, so we're on it. Yep, can we speed this this ai process up? They're figuring it out.
Speaker 2:The AI's figuring it out. Cool yeah, shlerp. What a beautiful fucking sound Shlerp.
Speaker 1:Speaking of shlerp, you played that PokeRogue yet. Yeah, I've been dabbling a little bit. Yeah it's cool that shit's hella tight.
Speaker 2:It's pretty cool. There's this new Pokemon roguelike game, zach. I know you care where you start and you pick some Pokemon starters and then you run through it.
Speaker 1:Nice.
Speaker 2:And then you, when you die, any Pokemon that you caught on your run you can use again in the next run, and you just want to get better things. You're trying to get as far as you can.
Speaker 1:It's like Hades, but with Pokemon. That's pretty fucking sick. Can? Yeah, it's like hades, but with pokemon pokemon, that's pretty fucking sick and it's free to play, you just type it on your web browser.
Speaker 2:I was playing it while we were waiting for the concert yesterday and when you make an account you don't even have to put in an email or nothing, you just username, password and you're good to go that's pretty sick, like the good old days you know like penguin days, dude, you guys down to play again Are the servers still open. They reopened them Dude, so they shut them down for like seven years.
Speaker 1:I used to go on there and call little kids fucking pieces of shit, and then I'd get my account banned and then just make a new one.
Speaker 2:I miss. Did you guys ever play Toontown? I did for a little bit. Toontown was tight Toontown was sick as fuck, I think it's still a game.
Speaker 1:Do you ever play wizards 101?
Speaker 2:I tried it was, but then they made me.
Speaker 1:They were like you have to pay money now and I was like no, what I felt like when I first got an account, it was free uh, they made it free way later, okay, so like when the game first got released in like 2006 or 7 I was playing online and it was.
Speaker 2:It was a service paid game, like uh world of warcraft or any of those others. Uh, do, do, do.
Speaker 1:Do is toontown, no did you guys ever play guns the duel? You know the game I'm talking about. Oh, it's a third person shooter where you have guns and swords and you used to be able to do crazy movement tech where you could like climb up walls by slash, canceling and shit.
Speaker 2:No, I don't Guns with a Z. I was thinking of that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that game, Dude. Me and my brother used to, because that game could be run on anything. The graphic quality was like dog shit. But, bro, the movement in the game was so fucking fun and me and my brother used to play that shit for like dude so fun. And me and my brother used to play that shit for like dude so many days. We're like we just play that game all fucking day. Dude, what game has the best?
Speaker 1:movement zach, I know your answer, that's a really hard question, like part of me just want to say sonic, oh interesting. But like another part of me would say, like I mean, overwatch has a lot of cool different movement abilities, mm-hmm, um, super satisfying movement apex or like, even like the new spider-man games yeah that's, that would have been my those are really good yeah, apex has really good movement really fluid movement in apex you can just like you know, the mantling and the climbing and the running and like, even like mirror's edge.
Speaker 1:the whole game's about yeah, movement 100, and they do it well Agreed. There's a lot of games that have good movement. Sonic movements to me is just satisfying. It doesn't do 3D or 2D Sonic. They both just have satisfying movement. 2d was hard, 2d yeah, there's a hell of a hard level in 2D Sonic.
Speaker 1:Because it was like gotta go fast, but don't go too fast, or you're gonna fuck up, or else you're gonna hit like 40 spikes in a row and you're just gonna die, yeah. Meanwhile, though, sonic adventures great game, sonic adventure, yeah, even the movement of that game dude, like the fucking the skateboarding down the fucking street levels and shit, that's so much fun did you ever play the sonic game where they were all on skateboards or sky sky riders?
Speaker 2:oh yeah, I played that I think that's what it was called, yeah it was like mario kart, but they're on fucking kind of. It was more like f0. Yeah, kind of, if you played f0 yeah, that was a cool game though yeah, it was. Yo, I have an answer for the toontown thing. It's not, it's, it's not up, but uh, fans made toontown rewritten, which is not an actual Disney-affiliated thing, but they basically remade Toontown pretty much the exact same way that it was, and it is a thing.
Speaker 2:And it actually has 2 million active players on it. That's pretty crazy With thousands of concurrent players on at any given time.
Speaker 1:that's crazy let's get on toontown later, dude, let's fucking download toontown rewritten. I mean I'm kind of excited if this like disney start a run, this disney overworld game thing comes out. I feel like that would be sick disney overworld game.
Speaker 1:Yeah, when disney put its stake in epic, they announced they were like, designing this like massive online world that you can like. You can basically like queue into other games from it. But it's kind of like, uh, like almost like dc universe online, but it's all disney. But then, like, if you want, while you're in the world, you can like go queue up for a fortnight lobby you know what I'm saying. Or you queue in another game. But like you're in this big like, yeah, you're in this giant like disney hub, while you're yeah, it's supposed to be like that's the. That was their big stake in epic. We're like, hey, we want you to design this thing and it's like a big disney overworld thing well, tell you what disney you bought.
Speaker 2:Epic, um, give me back. Give me back that one game I want to play, that I can't think of the name of, where you're a bunch of wizards and it's a battle royale. Oh, um, fuck, yeah, I had it and then I lost it.
Speaker 1:Oh man, yeah, that game was actually really cool. That game was fun as hell. Um yeah, cool battle royale concept yeah, the combat was hella hard. Yeah, that's why I liked it, though, yeah challenging, high skill cap.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just remember playing with these one dudes during the alpha and they like made me pretty good at the game and then, uh, because they like explained everything and like gave me the best builds and stuff like that. I was just running and playing with them. We got six dubs in a row. Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's tight. Yeah, no friend requests. The game was fun.
Speaker 2:It was just cool. It was just homies being homies.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I hope they're doing well Wherever you guys are at. I hope you guys are all doing really well.
Speaker 1:You know what Instagram made me realize recently? Your game recently if they do. Yes, but if they do make another kingdom's heart hearts, star wars can be in it. Yeah, imagine sorra fighting darth vader. How fucking cool is that. I'm just imagining how cool that keyblade is gonna do the lightsaber keyblade bro hard, dude fuck.
Speaker 2:Just give me the dark save, hurry up dude hurry up yeah that'd be sick dude. I can't wait for that they could also do all the marvel characters, yeah oh man, and a fortnight and a fortnight level, of kingdom hearts I'll kill myself, I'll break the fortnight.
Speaker 1:Four copies, just to break oh, dude, I really fucking hope, dude I hope terrible dude a lightsaber q blade would be the coolest thing ever, dude but the last kingdom hearts.
Speaker 2:It was so short, yeah, it was just okay. It was just okay, it wasn't bad though no, but it wasn't worth the wait. No, but at a certain point you gave up on waiting and then they were like, oh, here's the game and you're like, all right, cool yeah, that's how I.
Speaker 1:So they're developing fucking Skate 4 right now, but everyone's like yeah, they. I mean that's what everyone like. There's been an interview, just like the remaking Hunter x Hunter there's been an interview with the developers, and the developers are, like they read, like people's mail and all the mail's just like you guys aren't actually making the fucking game, they just keep going like you'll see they're not so I really hope they are dude.
Speaker 1:But my thing is, yeah, it might come out, and then everyone's just like, well, you made it way too long, so whatever. Yeah, for real, yeah.
Speaker 2:That's how most games are. Because Skate 3 is so good.
Speaker 1:But there hasn't been a good skating game in a something yeah. Sessions came out and that was like okay. And then they released one other one that was called something else.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it never took off.
Speaker 1:But I always liked the skating games. Dude skate was like the perfect skateboarding game.
Speaker 2:No, I mean like I can't skate IRL.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know, but playing skateboarding games is fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I can ride a skateboard IRL and I can ollie sometimes. I'm dog shit on any board you put me on. Have you ever skimboarded? I feel like you might be okay at that.
Speaker 2:Is that the one in the water?
Speaker 1:Well, it's like yeah, you're on the shore, yeah, to where the tide is coming in, yeah, and you just run really fast and you throw your board and then you jump on it and you run really fast and you throw your board and then you jump on it. You're right, it I would eat, fun I used to do when I was a kid. I come boogie board. That doesn't count, it does boogie board and fucking sick dude action. Bronson does that shit, doesn't? He looks majestic as fuck.
Speaker 2:Oh, I does it too.
Speaker 1:I bet he glides like he. Even he goes to one of those like wave Simulators any boogie boards there. That's, it's so cool. He surf. No Fucking sick dude. That's hell of a time dude boogie boarding is fun boogie boarding's hella fun.
Speaker 2:Haven't done it since I was 10, but yeah, I haven't done it since I was 10 either. It was a lot of fun when I was 10 yeah, yeah, and I always thought surfboarding was cool, but I also was always terrified. Terrified of surf. Yeah, it's a little crooked. I don't know how that happened. Does it still like clothes?
Speaker 1:Yeah, See, it's just like fucking.
Speaker 2:Zach you surfboard.
Speaker 1:Have you ever surfboarded Surfboard? No, surfboard Any interest Mm-mm.
Speaker 2:Boogie boarding.
Speaker 1:Would you let Beyonce ride you like a surfboard? No, weird answer. She's got big ass feet. Dude, I don't want our suit, I don't give a. I mean, I think I'd be down to try and surf one day, yeah it seems like something I would probably enjoy you know, probably something you're already naturally good at too I think snowboarding is the most boarding I'll be good at I think I'm gonna cut myself off there what snowboarding. I don't need to do any more board sports.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that kind of does seem like my I tried skateboarding and I'm not that good.
Speaker 1:I'm definitely. Snowboarding is definitely my best board sport.
Speaker 2:Zach's just naturally good at everything he tries.
Speaker 1:Zach's pretty good at things. I'm fine. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I'm fine, I'm saying you're pretty good. I'm not saying you're great. I'm saying I'm fine. No, you're above average.
Speaker 1:No yeah, dude, I've seen zach's dick only in the shmeet department hell yeah, brother, all right.
Speaker 2:Well, this coffee's hitting, and I am gonna have to take a shit soon, so it's actually pretty average can we, can we wrap this up? Hell yeah, brother, are we? Are we good on time? Hell yeah, brother it's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion of my penis it's not about the motion of Zach's penis.
Speaker 1:It's about the size of your vagina. That shit better be small and tight.
Speaker 2:It's not about the size of your vagina, it's about Zach's penis.
Speaker 1:Let's have a threesome you.