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Please Drink Responsibly
Ep. 133 | Ardbeg: Spectacular
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Ever wondered how a unique Scotch can double as a remedy for a nasty illness? Kicking off with Norman's quirky health fix, an Ardbeg Scotch aged in port wine and ex-bourbon barrels, we dive into the fascinating world of whisky tasting. This episode promises a sensory adventure as we break down the curious notes on the box—think lavender, incense, and salted caramel fudge. Add in Zac’s hangover hilarity and our signature banter, and you’ve got a laugh-filled start that sets the tone for a rollercoaster of topics.
From the absurdity of a dog's unexpected menstrual cycle to the chaotic aftermath, we shift gears to lighter fare with travel plans and bachelor party ideas. Imagine a trip to Denver or brainstorming bachelor party escapades in Austin’s comedy scene, complete with anticipation of Joe Rogan’s new comedy club. We even dish out creative wedding planning tips, like the genius use of custom Pokémon cards to ask friends to be part of the bridal party. Our conversation meanders through poolside relaxation, tiki bar adventures, and the delicate balance of working while under the weather.
As we plan our next wild night out, complete with jokes about absurd scenarios, we also explore an impressive new golf simulator facility. Imagine affordable food, high-tech features, and the value of a monthly membership. We debate poolside drinks, the healthiness of tonic water, and savoring local beverages while traveling. Wrapping up, we touch on organizing a potluck gathering, potential podcast rebranding, and the future of our show. Get ready for a mix of humor, insights, and genuine moments with promises of exciting changes ahead!
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Welcome to you Got Mail, the manliest podcast on the internet. What's up everyone? Welcome to you Got Mail. Still, for at least another week or so You're kicking back with Keegan, norman and Zach. I'm Norman. You guys know that I might sound a little stuffy because I was pretty sick for the last couple days, but I'm feeling better today.
Speaker 1:I felt good enough to get up out of bed and come do the podcast and it was my turn to bring the drinky drink and I thought what better thing to make me not sick than scotch, because alcohol is medicinal. Right, that's what we tell ourselves At one point. It was Not the way we drink it. No, not at all. So I brought some scotch because this bottle, the packaging, caught my eye when I was. I literally went to total wine like literally 30 minutes before I had to be here, yeah. So I pulled up and I was like I'm just gonna find something. I wanted something nice. Uh, nothing too crazy though, um, and something I never had before. Um, I've had our bag before. We've had it on the podcast before.
Speaker 1:I think I brought their wee beastie, which is like their five-year-aged peated scotch, but this is their Spectacular. This I'd never seen before. It was actually the last bottle they had left in the store too, so it looks like a limited thing they're doing, so it's possible I got the last bottle that Total Wine had or will ever have, so that's what really pushed me to buy it, because I almost bought lagavulin, did another collab with, uh, nick offerman, and this one was aged in rum casks. So you, I know you would like it, but they had like eight of those left, yeah, and I almost grabbed it. It was only like 90 bucks, I think. I went to go grab it and then I saw this and I was like oh man, this is the only one, though I was like I should grab this one. And it is aged in port wine cast. Uh, I love me a good dessert wine and zach's a wine guy, so I'm sure he probably appreciates that. Um, so it's fully aged in port wine and ex-bourbon barrels. So is it like?
Speaker 2:ex-bourbon that they turned into port wine casks.
Speaker 1:So I'm going to assume it's going to be it's probably a blend of both, so I'm assuming they probably yeah, did that. They probably were aging two different whiskeys in each barrel and then mixed them together to get this. This says it's something Ard Artbag's never done before. It has a bunch of really unique notes. It says bizarre notes. Actually on the box it says you should get lavender vetiver, which I don't know what that is On it. Yeah, look up V-E-T-I-V-E-R vetiver.
Speaker 1:And incense candles tumble into almond nuttiness, so it should be a lot of weird shit. It's a plant. What's it look like N-I-Z it looks like a plant. Yeah, it looks like tall, just like really tall grass. Right, that would be next to like a swamp or a marsh or something like that which they have in Scotland. So that kind of makes sense.
Speaker 2:Very marshy.
Speaker 1:And then it says, as far as the taste goes, you should get some damp peat and wood smoke. And then what they're saying you should get some leather and minty chocolatey notes and some sweet pear and salted caramel fudge. So they're saying this thing is all over the place, like it really should be right in the middle of a port wine and a peaty scotch. They're saying, like these two things hit each other square in the middle. The box is really cool if you're not watching on YouTube. It's literally like a circus box. It's like a candy cane white and red stripe swirly thing and it says welcome to a spectacle of flavors on the box in all circus-y font. It's like if you stepped inside a circus tent and looked up. Yeah, literally, and it's got. I guess their little mascot is this dog. They have a name for him Shorty, the pediest nose on Islay Apart from Ardbeg. That is Ha ha, ha ha, but yeah, so apparently their dog's name is Shorty. That's their mascot.
Speaker 1:I like the inside of the box where it's black and red. The inside of the box is really cool, that's cool as hell. Yeah, dude, super what's up Shoddy.
Speaker 1:No Shorty Shoddy. And then on the box there's a bunch of things, like the dog on a unicycle and him jumping through a hoop on fire and juggling some balls and shit rolling on a barrel. But yeah, it's a super cool box. That's what caught my eye. And then I love scotch so I was like this sounds really cool to try. So we're going to try this. Now I'm going to pour this and we're going to give it a little sniffy sniff and a little sippy sip.
Speaker 2:Zach's over here trying to buy a washing machine. No, I was just looking at them, do you need one no. Just looking. Baby, you got to stay in touch with the streets. Keegan. You can go light on mine. I'm a little hungover. Well, I just don't want to waste any scotch by not drinking it. Dude, if you don't get hammered with me right now, I'm going to be really Zach. You're not going to get hammered though.
Speaker 1:No, zach's not going to get hammered. Zach, if you sent it right now, I would send it right now. That's how much I appreciate it when you drink and I'm sick. I don't want to drink today. But if you were like I'm going to get hammered right now, I would do it. I'm not going to. I know you're not because you never do you bitch, no, you're not a bitch, it's just a light. I totally get not wanting to get hammered on a random day, but if you ever do, hit me up, dude.
Speaker 2:I'm fucking down dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, but yeah, let's smell this, let's try this, dude, I'm super excited I can smell it from here yeah, it is very peaty, but yeah, I almost smell like chocolate, like some, just super dark and sweet, but it does have a lot of wood. I get a lot of wood, yeah a lot of peat, sawdust and peat. Yeah, almost yeah, I get it with some leathery notes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like I walked into a haberdashery, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1:Or like a boot barn. This is what I expect a haberdashery to smell like. Yeah, if a haberdashery doesn't smell like peated scotch, I would fucking walk out, dude.
Speaker 2:That is pretty crazy.
Speaker 1:There's a lot going on in my mouth right now wow, yeah, it's a way softer on the palate than it smells. It's just like evolving and changing as I'm drinking. Yeah, it's almost got a little sting at the end, but it's also finished like the back of my throat feels like I just swallowed like a bee. No, like I got this sting on my tongue, but the back of my throat is like chocolatey almost. It's almost like I let a piece of chocolate melt my mouth tastes like I ate leather, but also I don't know.
Speaker 2:it started really sweet, like I got the port wine pretty much right away and then that just kind of got that transitioned into a peaty, smoky, chocolatey kind of deal and then in the back of my throat I'm going to need another sip.
Speaker 1:So yeah, it was like sweet and then scotchy and then it finished sweet. For me it was like a back and forth when it's in my mouth, yeah, it goes sweetie.
Speaker 2:Then it goes smoky.
Speaker 1:No, that's pretty good. Yeah, no, I like that actually. Yeah, it goes sweetie, Then it goes smoky. That's pretty good, though I like that actually.
Speaker 2:I don't like peat. I don't like a peaty scotch at all. But that's not true. It's not that I don't like a peated scotch at all, I just don't like overabundances of peat. Like Lafroy is gross to me. The Ardbeg, not the wee beastie, but their peat monster, it's just too much. Uh, peat monsters, compass box, sure yeah, oh okay, I thought we.
Speaker 1:I thought they had a peat monster ardbeg I mean ardbeg just in general, though is a peated scotch. They are. Yeah, um, it's from my life and this isn't. This smells a lot more peatier than it tastes. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't. It still has peaty in the taste, but it's overcome by so much other aspects of sweet and wood that it's not as Like I like. Lagavulin, because that's not, it is peated as well but yeah, lagavulin's peated, but they usually do a good job of keeping it, it's very subtle.
Speaker 1:It's like a good middle of the road peated scotch. Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. So I almost instead of this too. There was a different crazy box. Mcallen, I guess, released this.
Speaker 1:It's called like One Night on Earth and it's in this like giant box, but it was the same price as this, um, so I my thought process on that, though, is I was like they probably are charging you so much money for the box and not the fucking alcohol, because the box was literally insane. It was like three times the size of this box. You opened up one side and then it had a different opening for the bottle itself and it looks super cool, but I was like if you're charging that much, that means you probably didn't. After reading, too, didn't sound like they did much different with the scotch itself sounds like they were just like marketing their mccallan in a big box. I I was like I'm not going to spend money on a fucking box, I want to spend money on something that tastes cool. I didn't go with that. It almost got me. It almost hook line and sinkered my ass.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to see, because I know Ardbeg did a gimmicky scotch where it was just fucking peat. It's called super peat. Wow, holy shit, we put pete in this, or something like that I don't know. I don't know what you're referring to I know and I'm trying to find it yeah, because I remember tasting it too and I was like I tasted it at that uh, scotch uh or whiskey festival that I went yeah and I tried it and I was just like how could anybody sure it's Ardbeg and it wasn't another Islay Scotch Boy?
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure it was Ardbeg. Yeah, and it was at the Ardbeg booth, I don't know. Oh well.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh well, but this is good stuff. This is a really nice sipper. This is a nice sipper. Yeah, I'm not mad. It almost doesn't even need ice, but I would like to taste it with ice, but like it's not so harsh that I'm like, oh, I need ice in this to make it go down.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no. Yeah, I can definitely sip this one, you can easily sip this neat without needing much, so yeah, Zach thoughts. Say anything. Pretty good man, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lots of stuff going on on, it Wouldn't be, my first choice, but it's not bad, not bad Yep. That's how I feel.
Speaker 1:How do you feel to be on vacation for a month? Zach, you got any plans?
Speaker 2:We're going to go to Colorado for a week when July 21st through the 27th? Okay, and then what part we're going up to Rifle, like in the mountains of Rifle? Okay, my family used to own a guest ranch up there.
Speaker 1:Do they still own?
Speaker 2:No, they sold it like a long time ago.
Speaker 1:Are you guys going to stay there though?
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're going to stay up there for a couple of days.
Speaker 1:Nice.
Speaker 2:And then we're going to go to Glenwood Springs.
Speaker 1:Your whole fam bam yeah, is this the reunion?
Speaker 2:No, no, we're going up there to spread my grandmother's ashes. We spread my grandfather's up there. That'll be sick dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it'll be cool.
Speaker 2:It's beautiful up there, so we're going to bring the dogs, we're going to fucking bring the whole troop, so it should be pretty cool, dope dude Hell yeah. Other than that, no, I don't really have plans. I'm kind of just trying to stay home and save money for the, for the wedding and stuff, get some shit done around the house. Feel that that I've been putting off and, you know, stay on top of music, grind some elden ring fucking.
Speaker 1:You know the vibes bro oh yeah, brother, sounds like a good month to me, good month to have off. I'll take especially when it's fucking 110 degrees outside already dude speaking of dogs.
Speaker 2:Mine just started bleeding out of her vagina, dude fucking what a bitch and like some days she's bleeding a lot, and then some days she's not bleeding a lot, but she's a woman now, so I'm gonna make her start paying rent. You know what's so funny?
Speaker 2:is uh, right before this happened, we were at the dog park like last week, like not even a full week ago, I don't think. And um, and you were talking about like we were at the dog park like last week, like not even a full week ago, I don't think, and, um, and you were talking about like we were literally talking about this as we were leaving the dog park, about, like how she is supposed to have her period by now or sometime soon. And then, uh, like clockwork brother, like clockwork, it just hit. Yeah, unfortunately, I manifested that shit.
Speaker 2:Um, so you're allowed to get your dog pregnant. With bigger dogs, you can get. Yeah, you're allowed to get your dog pregnant. That's cool. With bigger dogs, you're supposed to get them fixed after like a year. So I was waiting for that year mark so I could go get her spayed. But dogs can start their period anywhere between a year and two years. So I was hoping I was going to miss it, yeah, but that is not what happened, unfortunately, and like I was about to, I was this week. I was gonna book the appointment to get her spayed, uh, and then, and then she just started bleeding. Now I gotta wait a whole month before I can, because dogs have their period for like a month. Dude, yeah, that shit's crazy how often like every six months so like twice a year.
Speaker 2:They have their period for like a month and they only bleed for like a week, but they are in heat for a month. Dude, maybe that dog at the dog park that kept trying to fuck Lila was like he could smell it, bro.
Speaker 1:He was like it's time to breed.
Speaker 2:It was around the corner and he was like it's time to breed. It was around the corner and he was like, oh yeah, when we took our dogs to the dog park last week, there was a German Shepherd and he just wanted to fuck my dog. Dude, dude, so bad, was just following her around the park the whole time just trying to hump her. Who was the?
Speaker 1:German Shepherd's owner. Some guy, did the guy want to fuck you? So bad I didn't ask. He did try you know what.
Speaker 2:That would explain why he tried pinning me to the fence, though Makes sense, I thought he wanted my money.
Speaker 1:No, he just wanted some of that ass.
Speaker 2:He just wanted some of his big old ass. Yeah, big ass, big ass. Let me tell you, dude, I keep it tight down there. I do Kegels what I do Kegels to keep my butthole tight. What Sometimes my poops hurt, that's how tight my butthole is.
Speaker 1:Whoa, I'm also going Colorado this year, though, sick, I'm not going until my one year wedding anniversary.
Speaker 2:Is that what you're doing for your?
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're going to go up to Denver, where I was born. I haven't been there since I was born. Where are you gonna? You were born like right outside denver, right, yeah, but we lived in denver, but I was born in golden colorado. It was like the nearest hospital to our to your house. Yeah, which is like the henderson of probably yeah probably, I'm not sure, but it's got to be that'll be cool dude, get some weed tell me how colorado weed is? I heard it's crazy.
Speaker 1:I heard it's fine might smoke something out there I hear california still got the best. We're gonna try to see if there's a concert going on at red rocks yeah, I want to go to red are actually bad, whether it's a comedian or a concert or whatever, whatever. And then, um, then basketball pre-season should be going on right around there, and if they have games in Denver, we'll probably go. That was my, but I don't think they do.
Speaker 2:That was my initial plan for your bachelor party was. I was going to try to schedule it around a Phoenix Suns and Denver Nuggets game, but there weren't any. They're been cool, but we.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's fine, but that was the initial plan. We got an idea for your birthday now already, though if you still want to do that, Go up to Phoenix and go see Santino and fucking hang out in. Scottsdale again and downtown Phoenix and shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that'd be super cool, that would be sick.
Speaker 1:We should plan that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, you know I was thinking actually for, like my bachelor trip. What if we went to fucking austin and went to joe rogan's club the comedy dude uh, dayton went and dayton said they was fucking sick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, andrew just went. Andrew did like yesterday.
Speaker 2:Okay, just got back and I was just telling him today about how that's like a bucket list comedy venue of mine.
Speaker 1:Yeah, people are saying it's one of the most well-built yeah comedy spaces. Dude, you got the rogan stamp of approval on it right there.
Speaker 2:It's built specifically for it. You know, yeah, uh, yeah, I'd be super down to do that. Also, I would just love to go to austin. It's such a comedy boom town. All the all of my favorite comedians are like moving there. You know, shane gillis, tom segura yeah, I went and looked at uh, at like shows that were upcoming and stuff, but they don't book them out that far in advance no, they never do so you'd have to probably like, look like a month before.
Speaker 2:So you know, I mean, we could all I guarantee if we just show up and yeah, there'll be good comics.
Speaker 1:You know the same thing with la you can always just go to la and I guarantee you that night there'll be someone you do need to.
Speaker 2:You do need to buy your tickets ahead of time though, because shit sells out like even when I looked like, the next week is already sold out. So you got to kind of like look as soon as it drops you know when you guys don't have a date for the wedding yet, do you?
Speaker 1:yeah, you do. What's the date?
Speaker 2:april 22nd earth day next year. Couldn't do it two days earlier? No.
Speaker 1:No April 22nd, two days earlier.
Speaker 2:Because it's 420 on Tipper's birthday.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's Dayton's birthday and Joe Martin's birthday too.
Speaker 2:No, dylan, it's Dylan's birthday, dylan.
Speaker 1:Yeah, not Dayton Dylan's, the fucking second.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah Of March and Hitler, and fucking 2nd of March and Hitler. You couldn't get married on Hitler's birthday, dude no.
Speaker 1:That's fucked. Yeah, I tried to get married on October 13th and Chris was like no Friday the 13th.
Speaker 2:Well, no.
Speaker 1:It was just. 13 is my favorite number, so I was like let's get married on the 13th. Then I'll always remember it. She was like no.
Speaker 2:No, my day she.
Speaker 1:She's like bad luck and I was like no, if you think that's bad luck, wait till you hear about the divorce. She was like my ex's favorite number was 13. And I was like well, mine too Nothing changed.
Speaker 2:Motherfucker, guess you got a type. Huh yeah, for real guys who like the number 13.
Speaker 1:Deal with it. Yep, sorry, but hell yeah, dude. Well then, when do you want your bachelor trip to transpire? Do you want it like closer to the wedding, or for you don't care? I don't know you know, and when are you gonna ask all the people you want to ask to be in your, your bridal party?
Speaker 2:uh, pretty soon.
Speaker 1:You better do something cute, dude yeah, you better, I'll do pokemon cards. So that shit was tight. Pokemon cards. I got custom pokemon cards, oh yeah. And then I got you guys fucking alcohol and shit too. Yeah, I had someone come over recently and they're like how the fuck did you get?
Speaker 2:or why do you have Kraken? I was like, ah, you're going to love this story. It's so cute. Hell yeah, dude, I still have like half that bottle left too, Nice, thinking about alcohol makes.
Speaker 2:last night I didn't even do like much. Uh, yesterday I just had like a pool day and I hung out and I drank by the pool nice, the first time I've used my pool, basically since I've moved in. Yeah, uh, and then I went from there to golden tiki afterwards nice, and got some more drinks there and uh, and then I went home at like 2 am and woke up for for a morning shift today. I'm just a little tired. I was a little eep, I did have to, and, dude, let me tell you about work this morning. It was a really cool day. It was slow as hell. I had like no customers. I would have made like 50 bucks, but one of Marcelo's friends came in and gave me 200 bucks.
Speaker 1:Nice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude. So I walked out with like 250 and I didn't have to do shit all day it was nice, it was sick, so no complaints here. Uh, look, it was what I needed, and didn't even know that I needed it, you know I was ready to like work, but once I got there I was like, oh fuck, dope that sounds sick, so I just gotta chill.
Speaker 1:I mean, I woke up on. I woke up yesterday and I was like I might die. That's how sick I felt. I was like dude, I feel like dog shit. So I called out. I literally, yeah, I texted our manager and I was like hey, I'm really sick. I was like you probably don't even want me anywhere near food or people. Um, I was like I feel pretty awful and and she was like can you text Keegan to see if he can work? And I was like no, I was like I'm texting you to let you know I can't work. You should probably go find someone. And she was like how about you go find someone? And I was like that's not how this works, all right, but you're my manager, you go find someone.
Speaker 2:He's like hey, pretend, like I'm asking you.
Speaker 1:I was like hey, I'm asking you, but I'm not Just say no. And Keegan was like no, and I was like sick, he can't do it. Michelle, that's crazy. Yeah, I was like I know Keegan and Keegan's hosting our 4th of July party, so I knew he had a bunch of shit on his plate already and I knew his dog wasn't feeling the hottest to work because he's already got too much shit to do and he works on tuesday and wednesday. I was like there's no way. Um, so I was just like. I was like michelle, please help me. And then she did help me. So shout out to michelle she's one of my best friends.
Speaker 2:So so what days do you work this?
Speaker 1:week. I'm off until friday. Damn, that's good, because, yeah, I do. Literally all I've done the last two days was like sit in bed and fucking drink as much fluids as I can.
Speaker 2:You got two more days to just relax.
Speaker 1:My thing is by tomorrow night I'm hoping I feel almost back to normal and then when I wake up Thursday, as long as I feel pretty close to normal, then I should be all right, because today I feel way better, but I'm definitely still like congested a bit. But I'm hoping tomorrow night I should feel pretty good.
Speaker 2:So, yeah, I'm pretty excited. So my like, I said my dog went into heat, right. So I told my mom who's supposed to be dog sitting for me, for this party, and she was like, no, I don't want a dog in heat at my house because we have a bunch of other dogs and they're going to be driven crazy by that. And I was like, yeah, yeah, I totally understand. So I had to kind of flounder and now I'm boarding her for the night, um, which I didn't.
Speaker 2:I uh tried calling other places Uh, and they were like, yeah, we got to get your dog in here, you got to make sure that she can be nice with the other dogs and stuff. So you got to get her in here, like today at 2 PM, and I was like I'm at work, you know that's not going to happen, uh. And then it turns out you can just call your vet and they can, they can board them for the night. So that'll be pretty chill, Nice, we're doing that. And then I'm guy, I gotta just set up everything, got some decor, I guess that I'm gonna put up. Wow, yeah, my mom was like, hey, do you want a bunch of decorations for your party? And I was like, I guess yeah I wasn't gonna, but if you got them.
Speaker 2:Sure, if I can, why not? Because you know it's not really. Uh, I I wasn't expecting well, I guess I wasn't really against it, but, like you know, this party wasn't my idea. But I'm happy to host it and it's gonna be a good time, for sure. Hey, uh, joey and melody are coming into town, uh, that day, and then staying till sunday well, that's too damn bad.
Speaker 1:They're not invited. Get them the fuck out of here well, that was what I was just kidding. Which is I?
Speaker 2:I didn't say anything about it because, uh, because you know, I was like I don't know how many people are coming and like if the like limit, I don't know how many people are coming and like if the like limit is already stretched of how many people are a couple people already bowed out so they were definitely more than more than invited to come and I have a feeling that some people who said they're coming aren't gonna come the day of yeah yeah, like fucking braden's not gonna show up, julio's probably not gonna show up braden who texted me.
Speaker 2:He's like hey, do you want me to bring something? And I was like yeah, it's a potluck. Yeah, that shit was hella funny.
Speaker 1:You bring something um, but yeah, they usually like say they're gonna come and then day of they're like oh, I can't make it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so that's fine, so they're probably not gonna come um, honestly, even if it's, amelia said she was like, she was like, ah, maybe she's like I don't know, something came up so I might have to go somewhere, and I was like that's cool dude. Should I get fucking? Should I black out Dude?
Speaker 1:what are the odds Like? Will you actually no? Not even get black out, but will you get drunk?
Speaker 2:I'll probably get drunk. Okay, that's sick.
Speaker 1:I'll probably get drunk. I'll go drink.
Speaker 2:I'm just gonna match your pace, you're literally whatever you do, I'm gonna do, you're gonna be sober by the end of the night. Bro, my tolerance is not high.
Speaker 1:No, that's sick dude. That's what I want.
Speaker 2:I don't wanna get hammered yeah, that's why he's matching your pace yeah.
Speaker 1:So whenever you have a drink, I'll have a drink. You take a shot, I'll take a shot. Yeah, you guys're gonna be running mates they do that.
Speaker 2:They do it like frats, where you gotta you get a drinking buddy and you just have to keep up with each other all night, type shit super glue our penises together you should do that.
Speaker 1:Do you have foreskin still zach, or no? Well then, what are we gonna do, bro, I don't either I'll get in on it.
Speaker 2:I have enough foreskin to meld with both of you guys. How are we? Gonna super glue our dicks together okay, side by side or tip to tip. Tip to tip how?
Speaker 1:are we going to pee, then If we do side by side, we can at least still pee. That's part of the fun. Peeing no, no, that's what I'm saying. So we're facing each other, but side to side, and that way, when you pee, it goes through my legs, when I pee, it goes through your legs. You blew it mid-shaft but your dicks are like this yeah, exactly, maybe tilt it down a little bit. Yeah, you get it, so you got an angle.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and you're going to pee all over Norm's balls and he's going to pee all over your balls, Dude.
Speaker 1:I have pretty decent-sized balls.
Speaker 2:We'll shop the idea. Yeah, we'll workshop it, we'll get it.
Speaker 1:I don't see what. There's this brand new um golf simulator place that jay the people who own jay karaoke opened and it's like right over by there, um, on spring mountain, yeah, and it's uh, my one of my homies from middle school actually works there, so he actually hooked me up. But I went with the homie, austin, and then Austin's little brother, travis, and it's really cool and they invested a lot of money in it. They got these state-of-the-art fucking simulators from. They're like Korean simulators that cost them like a fuck ton of money and they have eight of them. And so when you hit on Korean simulators that cost them like a fuck ton of money and they have eight of them.
Speaker 1:And so, like, when you hit on these simulators, they have patches of grass on the floor that are for like fairway, rough, deep, rough bunker and like a harder bunker, so like you can literally place your ball on these different patches to simulate like you're hitting out of all these things.
Speaker 1:Your ball on these different patches to simulate like you're hitting out of all these things. So like if you hit it in the bunker, when your ball pops up, you just move it to the little bunker area and you smack it out of it and then the thing reads it perfectly. Also, like takes a video every single one of your swings so you can see yourself swinging, what you're doing, right and wrong. It also takes a slow-mo video of your club face, so when you hit, you can see you. Your club face was square, you left it open or you closed it, and it's all in slow-mo so you can watch what you're doing and, like, help fix your swing and uh. And then they also serve alcohol and their food was hella good. I got like a reuben sandwich there and that shit was fire. Um. And their alcohol is dirt cheap. We got like a bucket of beers for like 20 bucks.
Speaker 1:Yeah, good price like hella cheap, um, and so it was super cool. And then, since my homie worked there, he only charged us for an hour, even though we were there for three hours. So like I have the hookah. I went to middle school with this guy and we were like really close. He's also from colorado, so we like, like all the same sports teams, um shout out, jeremy uh no, you're not jeremy. Shout out his name's nick.
Speaker 1:Shout out nick I was gonna get there um, he's a really cool guy, though he hooked it up. Um, so I'm probably gonna they have a deal where, for only for three hundred dollars a, you can go there and hit balls for an hour and a half every day, if you want, and they're open until like 2 am. So my thought process was I could go to work, get off work, go there and hit balls because it's right next to our job.
Speaker 1:Well, hit balls for 150 or for an hour and a half. You can hit balls for 90 minutes hour and a half, so I hit balls for 90 minutes an hour and a half so I could go there after work and get in practice. And then if you go 20 times a month, you're only paying $12 a time. You go there, where it's usually $70 an hour. 20 times a month is a lot. Yeah, but I'm low-key. I mean I work.
Speaker 2:Probably about 20 times a month. Yeah, I work'm low-key wood. I mean I work Probably about 20 times a week. Yeah, I work probably five days a week, for four weeks. Yeah.
Speaker 1:So I work probably 20 times a month, so I could make it there 20 times a month. So I might start doing that. I don't know. We'll see. I'm going to see how much I actually golf in the next.
Speaker 2:How much was it just when you went for yourself the first time?
Speaker 1:so when we all went, I mean with the discounts and stuff he gave us so we got the bucket of beers uh, I was the only one who ate food and then he only charged us for an hour. It was like 130 bucks split three ways split four ways.
Speaker 2:There's four ways, right, right, right.
Speaker 1:So it was only like yeah, we tipped him a bunch, though, because he hooked us up, so um so, but $130 isn't bad at all.
Speaker 1:That sounds all right. No, it's like $30 a person, $32 a person, but yeah, that place was sick and even, dude, the fucking platform that all that shit is on. So if you hit your ball and on the sim you say you're playing a course, you hit your ball and you're on a hill, the platform it's on will raise and tilt as if you're actually hitting off of a hill. That's fun, Dude, it's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2:And if it's windy, do they have a fan?
Speaker 1:No, Luckily they don't simulate shit weather, because no one likes to golf in shit weather.
Speaker 1:This is what it'd be like to golf during a typhoon, but then yeah but then they, so you can play like a bunch of courses across the world. You can also just like they have like mini games. You can load up and play the mini games on there, or you can just go and hit the range and like see how far you can hit it and work on your swing and shit. So, uh, definitely, fucking definitely worth it. I might start going there like all the time I might. I might start going there like all the time I might end up buying a membership. We'll see, because that's all I can do now. Dude, I literally the last two days I've been sick. I've literally just been playing Hearthstone and watching golf videos. That's it, dude. For like nine hours yesterday I just played Hearthstone and watched golf videos.
Speaker 2:That sounds like what we did last year on 4th of July. It was a great great holiday.
Speaker 1:We played Hearthstone and watched golf videos on 4th of July.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we just played TFT for like 20 hours.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, dude, because we were off and no one wanted to hang out. We were all like we're not doing anything.
Speaker 2:I think a couple people wanted to hang out, but we were just like nah.
Speaker 1:And then, yeah, we played TFT for like 8 hours, 9 hours. Yeah, for like eight hours nine hours. Yeah, that shit was sick dude, Just all day. It was awesome, yeah. So that's what I did yesterday and it was sick. Shout out to Good, Good Golf. If you don't follow them on YouTube, go subscribe. They're cool guys, they're really good at golf. They're fun to watch. I bought some of their merch too the other day because I was like fuck Pretty stoked to become a scratch golfer one day. I'm going to do it, I promise, I promise, Just for me. That's all I want.
Speaker 2:And I'm excited to invent scratch and sniff golf balls.
Speaker 1:So when you go, to a golf, or even when you hit it. Imagine if, as you hit it, you got a smell, you got a whiff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it'll be like I'll have scents like Disneyland's Main Street um no thanks prior to the caribbean that one's cool the water.
Speaker 1:Yeah, give me some of that junkyard rat, that's one of the smells.
Speaker 2:It smells like a junkyard rat, peated scotch toontown. A peated scotch smell would actually go hard.
Speaker 1:Um, yeah, come what's your guys's drink of choice when you're on in the pool. What's your pool drink? Oh, something, uh, you know what choice.
Speaker 2:When you're in the pool, what's your pool drink? Ooh, something. You know what? Yesterday, when I went to the pool, I made frozen daiquiris. Okay, that's pretty solid, and that was my drink of choice. I used fresh lime juice and simple, yeah, I made some good. And then I have a blender, apparently I have a Nutribullet and I made some bomb-ass frozen daiquiris. Zach, Champagne baby.
Speaker 1:Really yeah. Are you going to bring champagne on the fourth?
Speaker 2:No, probably not Okay, because I don't have any. I might have a bottle of sparkling rosé, maybe. Ooh, I love sparkling rosé.
Speaker 1:But it'll be, who knows? Bro.
Speaker 2:Maybe I'll get some rosé or something.
Speaker 1:I think I've become a G&T guy for the outside outdoor world. It's hot outside, bro. Throw me a little G&T with lime, bro. I'm fucking, I'm chilling brother.
Speaker 2:Gin and tonics are fire. Probably like the best high. I like rum and cokes, but G&T is fire.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of good highballs, but G&T during the like, when it's hot outside, it's almost like. It's like it makes me feel like I'm fucking getting hydrated. It feels like there's minerals in that bitch, you know, yeah, I'm like this is doing its job. This is healthy. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2:It's not.
Speaker 1:It's not, but it makes me feel good.
Speaker 2:I don't know exactly how unhealthy it is either, though you know yeah you know tonic water is pretty good for you like.
Speaker 1:overall it's pretty sweet though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so that might be. I don't, I don't know. Is there sugar in tonic water? I don't think they add any sugar.
Speaker 1:Well good, I think tonic water is pretty good for you.
Speaker 2:I'll choose to believe that for sure.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And I'm not going to look into it, cause I don't want to know if the answer is not that.
Speaker 1:I'll look into it. You're welcome. It's perfect.
Speaker 2:You can tell me if it is. Just don't tell me if it's not.
Speaker 1:Okay cool.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, cool. Let me live in ignorance here. Honestly, though, I think, like you know, that chartreuse spritz that we made, or that chartreuse like mule that we made with the oh yeah, with Midori. Oh yeah, that too. No, I was thinking of the balsamic. What's it called? The?
Speaker 1:balsamic or holocore.
Speaker 2:That's basically chartreuse.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, that thing, that thing was good.
Speaker 2:With a mule. That sounds like something I could drink by the pool all day, every day.
Speaker 1:I mean, I'm also a big Aperol Spritz guy. Give me an Aperol Spritz, I'll fuck this shit up, bro.
Speaker 2:Here's my theory I don't think people actually like aperol spritz. Dude, I love that you're bugging. I think I think people saw it on tiktok and they were like, oh my god, I love aperol spritzes.
Speaker 1:And then they buy them and they just pretend to like them so I do think there's probably a good group of people that like don't actually like them, but I think there's a demographic of people like that. Yeah, because some, some people I think, yeah, I just want to like them because they're pretty. A lot of people are always like oh, my god, I drink so pretty, what is it? And then I describe it to them and they're like that doesn't sound good and I'm like if you don't like, it's like slightly bitter and very citrusy.
Speaker 2:So if you don't like those things, don't, don't do it like, uh, the the owner's daughter came back from italy while she she was studying abroad and she went to italy. And then she comes back and she's just turned 21 and she sits down at the bar and she goes. She goes, let me get an aperol spritz. I was like fuck you, dude, you don't like that drink. And then I made them for her and she drank them and I'm like I still I don't think you like them. I think you just went to italy and everybody was drinking them and you wanted to be part of the culture, which is fine.
Speaker 1:I want to go to Italy and drink an Aperol Spritz.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would totally do it but then I wouldn't come back here and order an Aperol Spritz. It's like when I went to Ireland and I got Guinness all the time and I came back here and I was like still drinking Guinness, but it just wasn't it. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, when you're there, partake of the culture, but when you come back, I guess it's okay, I don't necessarily think that I'm gonna when I, when we go to italy, I don't necessarily think that that's gonna be my drink of choice.
Speaker 2:I mean, I might have one, just to have one, because they're, yeah if there's a place like we do apros, which is the best in the world.
Speaker 1:Here you gotta get one dude yeah, three, yeah, 3-2-1.
Speaker 2:I'd probably be more excited about their local wines and their Amaros and stuff. Yeah, I would be interested in trying some unique Amari for sure you got to go to Amari, have you been? Yeah, they have a lot, and I did the same thing that you did where you were like give me something I was like I'm a bartender, I've tried a lot, can you just give me something unique? And he was like yep, and you got some cool and I got some cool don't remember what it was.
Speaker 1:I don't remember mine either. There's like a mermaid on the bottle. I think of mine.
Speaker 2:I remember I. I just know, when it comes to amari, for me I like the sweeter pastry, like ones, more than the yeah, me too, more of a sweet guy, because I don't mind herbal, though yeah, but like when it's a digestif, I'm like this is my dessert, you know. So I want it to be pretty sweet. I think I have a verna, I'm not sure a verna. I need to go buy some tequila for the party, though I'm gonna buy some Don Fulano.
Speaker 1:Don Fulano. Don Fulano, don Fulano, the creator of the tuk tuk sound, creator of nice agave spirits.
Speaker 2:Do you need anything else for?
Speaker 1:Yeah, zach it's a potluck.
Speaker 2:No, I know, fuck dude, I'm bringing food, but I'm saying do you need anything else for beverage?
Speaker 1:Probably, yeah. Yeah, I would just say I think every person should probably just bring a case of something. Bring some seltzies or something, or a bottle of wine. Yeah, bring some gluten-free seltzies for your fiance dude.
Speaker 2:If you got a bottle lying around, you could just bring a bottle. I've got many bottles lying around. There you go.
Speaker 1:You don't got to spend any extra money.
Speaker 2:I don't necessarily think that this is a wine-drinking crowd, though.
Speaker 1:Hey, bro Zach, whatever you bring, I'm drinking it, bro Me and you.
Speaker 2:We're going drink for drink, brother, if you bring a shittier bottle like a cheaper bottle of wine that you don't care for. I could turn it into a sangria. I got all the stuff to make that. We could do that as well. I could also lick your butt old dumbass. I bet, if I make sangria, people will drink it. Freedom sangria.
Speaker 1:It's got pop rocks in it.
Speaker 2:Okay, I like where your head's at zach yeah you're in a good place, I'm not mad at you. Sweetened by pop rocks. Well, it'll be sweetened by a couple things. Freedom flavored. Yeah, like my jizz, like norm's jizz. He's been drinking a lot of pineapple juice all day, every day, brother to help him kick this flu, so his jizz is probably pretty good. I love.
Speaker 1:my wife Taste tested every night.
Speaker 2:I think you let her. Is that the sound it makes? Yeah, nice.
Speaker 1:Nice.
Speaker 2:Good for your wife, dude Damn. I wish I was your wife. I treat you so good, norm, I believe it. I think we could be happy together. If this whole marriage thing doesn't work out, let's just be gay. I'm down. Tax benefits are crazy, dude. I wish I could be gay. It'd be so much easier you can. Oh yeah, it's a choice.
Speaker 1:I forgot.
Speaker 2:I mean, you can be gay. Yeah, I can be, you're right, I can be anything I want. No, I just like. I don't like. You're not gay. I know, I know, but I wish I was, you could pretend to be gay.
Speaker 1:I can't. I guess I'd like, and I now pronounce you chuck and lear. Yeah, just find another straight guy that also wants to be gay but then like, but, but then like. That doesn't but then the magic is gone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I want to fall in love. You know, I and I can't just have a homie. That's like we're pretending to be gay. That doesn't. That doesn't work.
Speaker 1:Have you ever kissed a guy with the intentions of fucking? No, well then, you'll never know. I know. No, you gotta give it a shot. Okay, I'll just suck one dick just to find out no, it's gotta suck one suck one, your whole world might change it will one way or another another.
Speaker 2:Either I'm straight and I just suck the guy's dick or.
Speaker 1:Seems like not much change is there.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, I don't know. Then I gotta live with the thought that I sucked a dick for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but at least you found out.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Who knows, yeah, but I think I can just like. I think I'm okay with just assuming that I'm not, you know.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, that's a personal choice.
Speaker 2:You're right. You're right. I didn't give being gay a fair shot. That's my fault. I'm glad you're willing to accept the truth. Yeah, the gay truth. Yeah, the straight truth, the straight gay truth. Zach, did you ever put the buttons on here that I wanted you to put on here?
Speaker 1:no, you fucking bitch whatever he's not gonna do it either dude this podcast, he's gonna be off for the next month.
Speaker 2:He's not gonna put this podcast is ending, dude, we'll put. I'll put new buttons on when we start the other podcast yeah, dude we're gonna I mean, it's gonna be exactly the same as this podcast guys, we're gonna just rebrand the name. That's all you have to get used to yeah, I mean we're gonna need because we're not manly, and we're not male anymore so we've all transitioned, yeah we're gonna rebrand.
Speaker 1:we're gonna rebrand, we're gonna do a bigger, we're gonna do better. Maybe we'll have girls on this time, I don't know. Yeah, now, it won't be so sexist. We can have guests. We can still have guests on whenever we want. That's true. We have an extra everything.
Speaker 2:We do. I thought, oh, I was going to try to get us a guest tonight.
Speaker 1:Who was it? Marla?
Speaker 2:She's not a whale, be nice.
Speaker 1:No, she's not, but isn't that the saying, right or white buffalo, the great white buffalo, white buffalo.
Speaker 2:She's a great white fucking whale.
Speaker 1:Yeah, white buffalo is the saying. I messed that one up.
Speaker 2:No, man, it was going to be somebody kind of interesting too. Oh yeah, I do know who I want to get on the podcast. Next We'll talk about it off pod because I don't want to get anybody's hopes up. But Zach, you know this guy. Pretty interesting guy. Who is it? I don't know this guy.
Speaker 1:You don't know this guy. Well, I don't want him. Then Get him out of here.
Speaker 2:You do know of this guy.
Speaker 1:Okay, then I want him again. No, zach shut up.
Speaker 2:I haven't even told him yet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we don't want to put it out there if it's not even a thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't want to just commit somebody who doesn't even know that I was going to invite him. Who are you thinking, zach, shut up, it's a good idea you're my most retarded friend dude secrets. Don't make friends, bro. Come on, I'm not keeping a secret from you. I'm gonna tell you. You'll know in like 10 minutes. I just don't want to tell all that. I don't care if I'm gonna tell you you'll know in like 10 minutes.
Speaker 1:I just don't want to tell all that I don't care if I'm friends with the audience it sure. It sure feels like you're keeping a secret from me you know, guys, with that being said, we're your biggest friends. Uh, that being said, fuck all of you. I like you guys thanks for watching. Thanks thanks for watching and yeah, just like this podcast is still going to exist, we're just going to change it it everywhere. So like it'll still be the same but changed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you guys will probably notice no difference. Yeah, here's a good question. Are we going to delete all the episodes?
Speaker 1:No, because I bet that we should. You think we should delete everything, dude, yeah, everything.
Speaker 2:Dude, if we're going to wipe the slate and fucking create something new, then let's wipe the slate.
Speaker 1:I just think we should use our same slate and rebrand it.
Speaker 2:I know we can still use the same slate. We just wipe it. I think we just put all of our videos into a folder and we can hide them on our page and just put it in a playlist and that way it doesn't take up much space. But we should keep the episode, the episodes. I'll be honest, these episodes aren't for you guys. They are, but they're not they're. They're more for us. They're more for us like when we get older and want to look back and it's kind of like a giant memory bank of just good yeah, unless you guys make us famous, and then these will definitely be for you guys yeah, I'll start stroking it on pod.
Speaker 1:I don't give a fuck, no, you won't okay, I'll get this demonet stroking it on pod.
Speaker 2:I don't give a fuck. No, you won't. Okay, I'll start stroking it, because then that'll get us demonetized.
Speaker 1:I'll stroke it off pod for our only fans. But then we'll make even better and better content and you guys will be like holy shit, these guys are the greatest.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'll find the way to stroke it on pod without getting demonetized.
Speaker 1:No, I, unless it's golf strokes. Come on, come on, this is golf strokes. Come on, baby, I'm gonna shoot fucking 100 par on sunday. I'm golfing sunday let's get it.
Speaker 2:He's gonna shoot 100 par on sunday. I'm gonna shoot at a car on sunday why would you do that, dude?
Speaker 1:I've been seeing cyber trucks everywhere now yeah, they're trying to hurt my feelings did the recall end? Didn't they recall them all right when they came out?
Speaker 2:yeah, they had to it was because of the like brakes stopped working or some shit. Right, the brakes stopped working it wasn't the brakes, it was the pedal, the pedal was the brake pedal secured? No, the gas pedal was not secure so people were accelerating and then the pedal was getting stuck and you know interesting obviously causing problems. What does it sound that?
Speaker 2:bad there was, I mean yeah, you just hit the fucking brakes dude yeah, or put your car in neutral, dumbass there was also a uh, a bug or a glitch with the trunk, where? If it would close on your fingers. It would open back up, right, but then it would just close down with twice as much force.
Speaker 1:Uh, so it could essentially cut off your fingers, if and if it didn't get a second time it would just close down with twice as much force, so it could essentially cut off your fingers and if it didn't get it the second time, it would lift up and then double down again. I saw a cyber truck on the way to the podcast and I was like still don't like that car.
Speaker 2:I see him pull into the parking lot at work all the time. I don't like that car. I think, it's ugly, it's cool, it's fine, it's whatever.
Speaker 1:Although in my head, though, I was like the cool thing you could do with it. You know how it's so like flat, it's just like an actual Come on. It's like an actual shape. I was like if you had friends that were like good at art and you got them to like tag on the side of your car that would look sick as fuck.
Speaker 2:Like a graffiti. Yeah, like you just turned your Cybertruck. Fuck like a graffiti.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like you just turned your cyber truck into like a graffiti wall. That shit would be sick as fuck.
Speaker 2:Or if you made it look like gautier and that somebody that I used to know video, oh. Or you could like, mount a, mount a light machine gun on the back of it, yeah, and shoot kids, that could be cool not the kids we already do enough of that in america not enough. When was the last time we had a mass shooting?
Speaker 1:Probably like yesterday, probably like 45 minutes ago. Yeah, probably this morning, actually, while you were drinking coffee.
Speaker 2:Actually it's active right now.
Speaker 1:Let's find out. I mean probably America fucking sucks.
Speaker 2:When was the last mass shooting in the US, America's sick dude?
Speaker 1:America is sick but like the people suck sick minded, the people suck dick, like 90 percent of people.
Speaker 2:We got some wackos out here, but life's not so bad um today yeah, told you, yeah, this morning, it was today there's one every day. There was. It was in cincinnati, ohio, and three people died and one was injured. That counts as a mass shooting. Come on.
Speaker 1:I mean, that's not a mass shooting, but that's an unnecessary killing of people for sure.
Speaker 2:Okay, here's one. This one had five people. Oh, it was in North Las Vegas.
Speaker 1:That's us.
Speaker 2:That was a week ago.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, brother.
Speaker 2:About a week ago A week ago. Bad and the suspect was killed during it as well. All right, cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, we're fucking every day with us.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is a big list.
Speaker 1:Or get a Nerf toy machine gun mounted on the back of your Cybertruck and then you can actually shoot it without getting in trouble until someone goes hey, that looks too much like a real machine gun. You got to take that down and you go.
Speaker 2:that's because I painted it to look like a real machine gun.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it's a Nerf, I can shoot these. It's Nerf or nothing.
Speaker 2:And I did put metal BBs in the tip of the Nerf bullets just so they could shoot a little further.
Speaker 2:I actually put poison darts in the Nerf guns I put thumbtacks in the point of every Nerf gun yeah lot and yes, I am standing outside of a middle school and shooting them at the children yes, but they're having fun, they're laughing, they're laughing and crying in terror oh, so I'm not loud within 15 feet of a middle school. Well then, guess what? I'll be 16 feet away with a nerf gun. Yeah, how about that brother?
Speaker 1:tell me, brother, go to middle schools heads or tails um penis well, I don't want to play anymore. I dropped it that's fine.
Speaker 2:There also wasn't a distinct head or tail, that's clearly heads, that's tails, alright, well, right, clearly clearly thanks, zach, clearly, clearly it's tails, tails never fails.
Speaker 1:That's what we say here on poor decisions. New name of the podcast look out for us next week good name.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it is. Shout out to me. Shout out to norm. Uh, shout out to the guy who's gonna make our sign. Uh, shout out to the guy who's gonna make our animation hopefully hopefully jacob and jacob jacob squared uh yeah, that'd be cool. I kind of just want that, because it's funny to have jacob and jacob working on our logo.
Speaker 1:Dude, Jacob and Jacob.
Speaker 2:We'll call it JJ.
Speaker 1:Productions yeah, J&J Production Agency.
Speaker 2:We won't say which one comes first, but it's always me, I always come first?
Speaker 1:Well, technically, Jacob would come first because his last name starts with an.
Speaker 2:H Jacob yeah.
Speaker 1:Then other Jacob would come second, because his last name starts with an R.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. Jacob R is other Jacob now huh Yep.
Speaker 1:Sure is, sure is. All Jacobs are the same Jacob to me, jacob.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's too many of them. There's a lot of Jacobs out there. There's a bunch. Shout out, jacob.
Speaker 1:I like Jacobs, though. Good, I like Jacobs though.
Speaker 2:Good name. Have we had Hartley on the pod? No, no, just Rivera. Yeah, all right, solid.
Speaker 1:We should have Hartley on the pod though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we can have whoever we want on the pod.
Speaker 1:What's he doing? Dude, what's?
Speaker 2:he doing right now Joe.
Speaker 1:He's doing Joe. Yeah, who's Joe? Joe, mama Fuck.
Speaker 2:She's dead. Yeah, well, that doesn't stop, jacob.
Speaker 1:Well, guys, I think that's enough.
Speaker 2:I think that's enough for today. Yeah, we milked it. Yeah, we did.
Speaker 1:I thought we were going to end when I said the poor decisions thing, but then we kept going.
Speaker 2:This week is rough, I'll be honest with you, but we're probably going to rebrand.
Speaker 1:We'll talk about it more in the next couple weeks probably, and then we'll probably there'll be a rebranding coming very soon.
Speaker 2:Or there won't be.
Speaker 1:I don't want to get your hopes up for some shit. You know what I'm going to say. We're going to do it because I think we should.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say we're not going to do it because I'm a contrarian.
Speaker 1:Keegan's a dumbass. We're going to do it, thank you.